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¡¾Those who believed in the immortality of the ancients were all fools!
No rebuttal will be accepted.
As we all know, legends of immortality have been spread throughout the dynasties. In the past, Peng Zu lived 800 years, Yi Yazi lived 530 and two years, Wang Junya lived 480 years, and Mi Su lived 300 and 50 years
But I don¡¯t know if you have discovered a problem, that is, the legends of longevity are basically male. According to my reading of history books, in the past five thousand years, only the pre-Jin and Southern Dynasties more than 500 years ago have had legends of female immortality. , everyone should also know that she is the legendary Madonna of Yaoguang. Legend has it that not only was she a living god, but she was also seen healing people in the mountains when she was more than two hundred years old
I just want to say that those who believe these nonsense are all fucking fools. A god can live a life of two hundred, three hundred, four hundred and five hundred. You must have some basis for making up lies. Human genetic research has shown that the maximum life span of the human body is one. One hundred and fifty years old.
It has been more than a hundred years since we entered the new era. Does anyone still believe that the ancients could really live that long?
If you are stupid, you should read more.
Don¡¯t take the lies of the ancients as the truth all day long. The ancients also said that someone could create the world. Who has ever seen someone who created the world?
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There¡¯s no end to selling fake medicines, right?
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off-road secret medicines, life-prolonging pills, etc. that you recommend to my grandpa all the time? Why don¡¯t you have any shame? Do you still have any conscience in defrauding the elderly? Are those medicines of yours meant for people to take?
My grandfather suffered from kidney failure.
¡°I¡¯m telling you, this is not over yet.
I have listed the reporting hotlines of various departments and the names of fraudulent pharmaceutical companies. If you have relatives at home who buy health medicines from these pharmaceutical companies, please report it immediately and go to the hospital for examination.
If you go late, it will be too late. ¡¿
[Second floor: So, this is a post criticizing the sale of health care products? The main idea of ????the post is also strange. ¡¿
[Third floor: So the poster is indirectly scolding his grandfather for being brainless and a fool? ¡¿
[Fourth floor: I don¡¯t know about other examples of immortality. They may indeed be fake. However, Our Lady of Yaoguang met Emperor Hewang when she was more than 140 years old. This is recorded in official history. Later, emperors of all dynasties also sent people to search for Our Lady of Yaoguang.
And posthumously canonized Our Lady of Yaoguang.
With so many emperors, it¡¯s not like they are all stupid. ¡¿
¡¾Fifth floor: Who knows?
It¡¯s not uncommon for emperors to be stupid. I¡¯ve never seen emperors who were wise when they were young and didn¡¯t try their best to find poisons when they were old. How many so-called wise emperors took all kinds of poisons when they were old? You¡¯ll die if you eat lead and mercury elixirs. What¡¯s the big deal if your IQ is deceived? I could deceive a lot of people even if I traveled to ancient times]
[Floor 6: Isn¡¯t what everyone is discussing a little skewed? Although the poster mentioned those legendary people who lived a long time at the beginning, the poster¡¯s main intention was to criticize those who sell fake medicines! ¡¿
¡¾Seventh floor: It is true that fake medicines harm people.
The scariest thing is not that fake medicines harm people, nor is it that the sellers of counterfeit medicines know that they are selling fake medicines that harm people. The most frightening thing is that the sellers of counterfeit medicines still believe that their medicines are fine. Some time ago, we had an incident. A miracle doctor who took the medicine himself and died in order to prove that his medicine was ok. ¡¿
[Eighth Floor: You may not believe it when I tell you. I have also seen people selling health products mixed with opium poppy paste. The quantity is not large, but it is indeed addictive, and many elderly people have some physical problems. After taking health care products with poppy paste, they will indeed have the illusion that their health has improved. If you tell them that taking health care products is not good, they will also think that you are reluctant to spend money.
I think it¡¯s because they are a burden. ¡¿
¡¾Ninth Floor: Is it so scary?
??Suddenly I feel that when buying health care products, I should just buy some vitamins, calcium tablets and the like. Those secret recipes of traditional Chinese medicine are really terrible. Although Western medicine may not be very effective, at least the ingredients are clear. ¡¿
[Tenth Floor: What¡¯s the point? I¡¯ve seen people selling medicine that can cure cancer. But guess what kind of medicine was mixed in that medicine? It was mixed with painkillers, painkillers specially designed for Western medicine.
It¡¯s really awesome]
¡¾Eleventh floor:¡¿
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[Floor 1365: Haha, after five years, I came back today to check in and see if the poster¡¯s face is swollen. ¡¿
¡¾Floor 1366: What happened? ¡¿
¡¾Floor 1367: Three months ago, some experts found the daily records of Emperor Xikang from his tomb.At the same time, I also discovered Emperor Xikang¡¯s respect for Our Lady of Yaoguang and some other magical things. It¡¯s hard to say the details. After all, the country has issued a seal order. I only know that someone accidentally tore up the artifacts from Emperor Xikang¡¯s tomb. A talisman was brought out, and then the rain poured down.
Forget it, there is too much news, give me a link and go and read it yourself, the Internet is all blown up
Link address: www.yanglao.cn]
At this time, the entire Internet platform was in a commotion because of some news newly announced by the country.
[Xinxing News Agency reported: After relevant experts analyzed the ancient books from the tomb of Emperor Xikang, they finally successfully found the tomb of Our Lady of Yaoguang some time ago. What is shocking is that the body of Our Lady of Yaoguang still looks like a living person after hundreds of years, with green hair. Dark and fair and shiny, like a sleeping beauty.
"The most shocking thing is that according to the identification of relevant instruments, the bone age of Our Lady of Yaoguang has reached 300 years old, and her physical fitness is far superior to that of ordinary people. Is she an alien or]
¡¾To be honest, I was already prepared before I clicked on the picture, but why did the body of Our Lady of Yaoguang look different from Mawangdui?
At first, experts said that the Mawangdui corpse looked like a living person. I thought it really looked like a living person. But when I opened it in the middle of the night, I almost died of fright. Now, the Yaoguang Madonna actually looks like a living person. , by the way, I feel that the condition of my skin may not be as good as the corpse of Our Lady of Yaoguang that has been lying there for hundreds of years. It is simply terrible. ¡¿
¡¾Three hundred years of bone age, this number is too scary. Could it be that the measurement is wrong? ¡¿
¡¾By the way, are the legends of immortals and gods in our ancient times all true? This is obviously a result of successful cultivation, and the physical body is not bad. If this Madonna of Yaoguang is a Buddhist, she will probably burn at least a pile of relics, or burn out a relic body. ¡¿
¡¾According to this, all the legends about Our Lady of Yaoguang should be true. She can not only fly, make talismans, but also control the weather.
That¡¯s what true gods and immortals are afraid of. ¡¿
¡¾Well, if the legends about Our Lady of Yaoguang are true, then is she an alien or a cultivator? Moreover, history records that she only became successful in cultivation when she was in her sixties¡¿
¡¾It¡¯s so exciting to watch, I don¡¯t know why, but I feel a little excited¡¿
¡¾Learn more about the crime of insulting a corpse. ¡¿
¡¾Wrong, this situation should be regarded as damage to national treasures and cultural relics, and it must start at least ten years. ¡¿
¡¾Hey, you guys are so disgusting¡¿
¡¾Are the people above seeking death?
Do you know how many places worship Our Lady of Yaoguang? There are more than 100,000 temples to Our Lady of Yaoguang across the country. You are an enemy of the 300 million believers across the country. Just wait for your human flesh.
"One cent donated per person can kill you." ¡¿
¡¾Inexplicably, I feel like I have hope for eternal life.
I want to donate one billion to fund research institutes to study the body genes of Our Lady of Yaoguang. I don¡¯t want anything in return. I just want to develop a medicine that prolongs life or keeps my appearance forever. Give me a copy. ¡¿
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The next three years
The New Rabbit Country has launched a rejuvenating potion.
It can restore people¡¯s youth and its efficacy lasts for hundreds of years.
five years
Launched gene repair agent.
By repairing human genes, missing arms and legs is no longer a problem. Most congenital genetic diseases can be improved and treated, most cancers can be completely overcome, and patients can be screened in advance to cut out oncogenes in the body.
ten years
?Introducing a life-extension potion to extend the human life span to the limit, one hundred and fifty years.
Nearly seven hundred years after Qiao Mu left that world, the body she left behind still fascinates many genetics and biology experts, and many related studies have been conducted based on it.
It has greatly promoted the progress of human civilization in genetics and biology in this world.
A thousand years later, when humans used scientific means to completely decipher the genetic changes in Qiao Mu's body and entered the stage of unlocking the gene chain, prompting humanity to enter the stage of national evolution and transformation, Qiao Mu's body of the Yaoguang Virgin was jointly honored by all countries of human civilization as The ancestor of human evolution.
Also known as the Yaoguang Mother Goddess, the source of the gods. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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