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Chapter 36 The sand sculpture makes a sharp turn

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    The girl was startled.

    She didn't know whether it was because she didn't expect Chen Mu to say such a thing suddenly at such a time, or because Chen Mu sold the wine so expensively that she felt like she was being ripped off. Anyway, she was stunned for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, open a bar.  "

    "Okay!"

    Boss Chen quickly opened the wine and handed it to the girl.

    Then, he thoughtfully tore open a pack of peanuts and a pack of shredded squid, poured them on the plate, and let the guests eat them.

    ¡°This¡­ doesn¡¯t count as money.¡±

    Boss Chen said secretly in his heart, feeling that with these packages, the wine he ordered just now seems not so expensive.

    After a while, the young man's roar came from outside: "Chen Xiwen, just wait, go back and tell your parents, let the Chen family wait, this matter is not over!"

    It seems that the young man finally survived the danger of dying from his injuries and began to enter the stage of speaking harshly.

    After he yelled, there was another sound of a car starting outside, and then the car quickly drove away.

    The girl glanced sideways at the door, her brows couldn't help but wrinkle slightly, and then she raised the bottle of wine and slapped it on her purple-black lips.

    She was a little impatient when drinking, as if she wanted to get drunk quickly. The whole first bottle of wine was poured in, and it took no more than five seconds from start to finish.

    "Ding, fifty yuan!"

    Boss Chen seemed to hear the sound of eating gold coins in his head, and quickly opened the second bottle of wine and handed it to the guest diligently.

    Today, this can be regarded as an adventure. It is obviously a gas station, but such a woman comes from nowhere to drink. This is simply unbelievable in a big city.

    Of course, it is because this is a gas station in the desert that girls will sit down. Otherwise, no matter what happens in the city, they can just find a place to drink, make a phone call and someone will accompany them, and they will take turns wherever they go.  It¡¯s up to Boss Chen to earn this money.

    The girl drank another half of the bottle of wine, perhaps because the beer was relatively cold. She stopped and covered her mouth with her hands, took a break, and then looked up at Boss Chen: "Sit down, too, and drink some with me. I'll be alone."  It¡¯s too boring for people to drink.¡±

    Boss Chen, following the principles that a waiter must have, shook his head and refused: "I'm not a good drinker, so I just pour one bottle, so forget it."

    The girl curled her lips unabashedly, thought for a while and then said: "Then tell me a joke to relieve my boredom."

    ¡°Tsk, there are quite a lot of requirements

    Boss Chen thought for a moment and then opened his mouth: "Looking at you, your English level should be pretty good. Come on, let me tell you a joke about foreigners."

    "How do you know my English is good?"

    The girl looked at Boss Chen in surprise.

    Boss Chen smiled shyly and said, "Why are you so serious? I just said it casually, it's not important at all."

    The girl was stunned for a moment, looking at the smile on the face of the man in front of her, she was suddenly speechless.

    Boss Chen continued: "Okay, English is not important. I started to tell my jokes. Well, the jokes are like this. That is to say, our Chinese nation has a history and culture of five thousand years and has a profound heritage. In fact,  Foreigners have always been very jealous of this, so when they get along with us, they will always unconsciously make some little jokes to tease us, in order to reduce the jealousy in their hearts."

    The girl listened to Boss Chen¡¯s words and was quickly brought into context.

    "What kind of jokes do they like to make? For example, they will always ask us in a mean way, you Chinese people say that this year is the Year of the Sheep, so is your sheep, goat or sheep? We Chinese never  If you think about what kind of sheep it is in the Year of the Sheep, and they ask you that, of course it¡¯s hard to give a good answer.¡±

    "Then, those foreigners got excited and joked that you were still boasting about your five thousand years of history and culture all day long, and you couldn't even tell the difference between goats and sheep. What kind of Year of the Sheep are you celebrating?"

    "Do you know how we should refute at this time?"

    The girl remained silent and waited for Boss Chen to decipher the secret.

    Boss Chen sold the key carefully and then said: "We should say, you foreigners can't even speak well, what qualifications do you have to comment on our culture? For example, if there is such a paragraph, you think for yourself  How do you want to explain it clearly: My uncle accidentally kissed my aunt, and he happened to see it. My uncle punched him, and my aunt saw it. My aunt was so angry that she pulled my uncle's hair, and my aunt quickly helped her pull it out.The aunt's hand, but the uncle was unhappy and started fighting with his uncle and aunt.  "

    In English, both uncle and uncle are uncle, and aunt and uncle are both aunt. To distinguish who is who, you really need to add names, otherwise it will be a mess.

    The girl obviously understood Boss Chen¡¯s joke. She took a sip of beer and smiled slightly: ¡°It¡¯s okay, it¡¯s actually not that funny. Well, here¡¯s another one.¡±

    Boss Chen had no choice but to change his routine and said: "Okay, let me ask you a question, a or c, who is taller and who is shorter? Why?"

    "A and Cwho is taller? Who is shorter? Why?"

    The girl pondered for a while and shook her head: "I don't know, just tell me!"

    ¡°a, b, c, d.¡±

    "What's the meaning?"

    "A, b (lower), c, d."

    ""

    After the answer was announced, the girl felt that the slightly arrogant face in front of her was a bit retarded and a bit irritating. Anyway, it was depressing.

    After thinking about it, the girl took another sip of wine and said, "Come again!"

    "Among metal, wood, water, fire and earth, who has the longest legs?"

    "Um¡­¡­"

    ¡°The ham is long (intestine).¡±

    ""

    "Let me do it again, why can't the plane hit the stars?"

    "??"

    "Because the stars will twinkle."

    ""

    "Fahai wanted to commit suicide and bit White Snake. Do you know why?"

    "Do you want White Snake to chop him to death?"

    "Because he wanted to bite the snake (tongue) and commit suicide."

    ""

    ¡­¡­

    The two people who didn¡¯t know each other before just chatted for a long time, relying on the sharp turns of the sand sculpture, and it was endless.

    Chen Mu has always thought that homophonic stalks are relatively low-grade, but he didn't expect that when used on the girl in front of him, it had miraculous effects. It can be seen that her mood gradually improved a lot.

    The two of them made guesses, and it was already past one o'clock in the blink of an eye.

    A box of cold beer was almost finished by the girl, and several packages of peanuts and shredded squid were torn apart, which made Boss Chen feel very distressed.

    Boss Chen also sat down at the table and served his guests ice coke.

    The girls no longer need Boss Chen's service, so they opened another bottle of cold beer. Then after thinking about it, they opened the last bottle and pushed it to Boss Chen: "I had a great time chatting today. Come on.  , have a bottle with me."

    Boss Chen looked at the girl and she probably couldn¡¯t drink anymore. The last fifty yuan seemed a bit difficult to earn, so he thought for a while and asked tentatively: ¡°Do you think you¡¯re buying me this drink?¡±

    "Lusuo, I'll treat you to it, drink it quickly!"

    Girls¡¯ eyes have a characteristic, the more they drink, the brighter they become, as if they are glowing.

    In order to earn an extra fifty yuan, Boss Chen decided to risk his life to accompany the gentleman. He took the wine and touched it: "Okay, drink."

    "My name is Chen Xiwen, what is your name?"

    "Chen Mu."

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    "Bang!"

    After the two clinked their glasses, they immediately raised their heads and started to fight.

    After drinking the last bottle, the girl went to the toilet and turned around to go back to the car to take a nap. Unexpectedly, as soon as she came out, she heard a muffled sound of "pop", and then she was shocked to see Chen Mu falling to the ground.  Drunk to the point of unconsciousness.

    "It turns out what he said is true. He poured it out after just one bottle There are actually people like this"

    The girl curled her lips in disdain, went over to help Boss Chen, and groped towards the living area at the back.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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