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"That's us." Xue Yao walked quickly to Lu Qian and said solemnly: "His Highness must leave a note to reassure everyone when he sneaks out of the palace. I can write this note for His Highness."
Lu Qian curled up his lips, showed a knowing smile, took out the prepared note from his sleeve pocket and handed it to his companion to read.
Xue Yao took it and looked at it. It said - "My son, I practice martial arts."
"Your Highness, are you sure you will only leave this note?" Xue Yao raised his head and told Lu Qian with a heavy expression: "If you only leave these four words, Your Highness would be better off never returning to the palace."
Lu Qian was confused: "Why?"
"Because if you only leave these four words, your Highness's ears will be ripped off by Concubine Xi next time you return to the palace." Xue Yao looked at the silly boy with pity and said softly: "Your Highness will only have one ear left in the future. Not your handsome Highness.¡±
Lu Qian's slightly suppressed smile suddenly widened in fear.
"That's right, I can't save my ears. That's not bad. I'm just afraid" Xue Yao showed even more compassion in his eyes.
"What are you afraid of?" Lu Qian frowned slightly, unable to think of anything more terrifying than his unattractive Highness.
Xue Yao covered his mouth and choked with sobs as he spoke: "I'm afraid that your Highness's head will also be knocked off by my eldest brother!"
Lu Qian took a breath and retorted nervously: "My mother-in-law and my eldest brother are both gentle."
"That's because His Highness is quite well-behaved!" Xue Yao's eyes sternly threatened, "If you don't obey, the big bad wolf will eat Your Highness" in his eyes: "Leaving the palace on your own initiative on the pretext of practicing martial arts will make your Majesty and Brother is so angry!"
Lu Qian lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes half covering his restless brown pupils, hesitating.
Xue Yao kept threatening: "Your Highness, do you want to keep your left ear or your right ear?"
Both ears were reluctant to sacrifice, so His Highness made an agreement with the cunning little companion.
Xue Yao personally wrote a sincere letter and ran away with the little fat boy.
To understand the hearts of rebellious teenagers, we must first enter the lives of rebellious teenagers.
Xue Yao went to fool around with Fat Zai this time just to see what Fat Zai does after he comes out of the palace.
After leaving the city, Xue Yao was taken to a restaurant in the suburbs by Lu Qian.
Lu Qian slapped a bunch of copper coins on the table and asked the landlady for a copy of "Four Days Away".
Xue Yao was completely confused. It was hard to imagine that there was a dish called "Four Days Yaoyao" in a restaurant on the outskirts of the capital.
Did the little fat boy order this dish because he likes it, or did he order this dish because he liked the name?
Xue Yao can¡¯t wait to see the true appearance of this dish.
Soon after, the landlady brought four jugs of freshly squeezed milk to the table.
Xue Yao looked at the milk on the table: ""
Is the dish "Four Days Away" actually "four days' worth of milk"?
Resisting the urge to lift the table, Xue Yao gritted his teeth and looked at the little fat boy: "Did His Highness choose the name of this dish himself?"
The lady boss who was pouring milk into Lu Qian's bowl smiled when she heard this, turned to Xue Yao and said, "This is the first time I've seen this guy bring his friends to our store!"
Xue Yao smiled and nodded: "My home is far away and I have never been here before. May I ask why the store owner calls these four pots of milk 'Four Days Away'?"
The proprietress covered her mouth and laughed when she heard this, and explained: "The first time this young man came to our store, I was refilling the milk for the customer. She stood beside me and stopped motionless. She pointed to the milk bottle and said, 'Here. It took me a long time to understand that "one day is far away" refers to a jug of milk. Later, my brother came to the capital several times, and every time he came to our store to ask for it. "
Xue Yao was in a very complicated mood.
The landlady asked curiously: "Are you a friend of this guy?"
I am Yaoyao, Xue Yao thought, but he just smiled and nodded.
"Birds of a feather flock together, we can't find anyone as handsome as you here, but today I saw two of them, sir, does this little brother also live in the capital?" The boss's wife saw Xue Yao He is an easy-to-communicate person, and he was immediately overjoyed: "This young man will ignore anyone who talks to him. How many customer service girls have asked me about him? Once he comes to our store, business will be good for two or three months. I don¡¯t know when he will get back next time.¡±
Xue Yao couldn't quite react to these words.
Why are the girls asking about the little fat boy?
Do you want to pinch your chubby face?
Turning around to glance blankly at the handsome Lu Qian beside him, Xue Yao had deep thoughts in his mind.?Bashu is also good, but the road is difficult. Will you go? "
Xue Yao: ""
Just as I was about to teach the glutton to be successful, I heard a man next to me shout: "There's a thief! There's a thief! He just hit me and all my money is gone! It's him."
"Fart, who stole your money? Do you have any evidence?" the fair-skinned young man retorted angrily.
The people waiting to board the boat on the shore first glanced at the owner, then at the thief who was said to be a thief, and then invariably touched their pockets.
¡°My money is gone too!¡±
"Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
With the commotion, the fair-skinned young man jumped up, stepped over the shoulders of the crowd, and ran away like a flying squirrel!
Xue Yao frowned and watched the thief who was a master of light skills escape. When he turned around, he found that the person next to him was gone. When he turned around to look, he saw that Lu Qian was already safely on the boat.
"Why did you get on the boat! We can't go to Jiangnan, do business first, go to Baihang Mountain to practice martial arts and then think about fun!" Xue Yao stood on the shore and waved.
The rebellious cub remained motionless and determined not to get off the boat.
"Come down!" Xue Yao saw the boatman urging him to get on the boat. He had an idea, touched his pocket, and told the little fat boy: "Oh, my wallet is also lost. It must have been stolen by the thief just now. Come down quickly. Come with me to chase the thief!"
The boatman impatiently shouted to Xue Yao: "Forget it, young master, that thief is a practicing master. No one can catch him. If you catch up with him, you can't beat him. He might even take off your clothes. Go to the pawn shop to exchange money." "
"Who said I can't beat him?" Xue Yao asked: "Since you know that he is a habitual criminal, why don't you report him to the official? Those common people are also your ship passengers."
The boatman smiled and said: "I am reporting to the official. What if he finds out and causes trouble for me? I said don't worry about it. I saw that you were supporting the young man when you got on the boat. This skill is incredible. How can you fight with that thief? If you really catch up, you can only hold the thief's legs and cry and beg him to pay back the money."
Just when Xue Yao was about to reply, he heard Lu Qian laugh, and actually laughed at him with the boatman!
Xue Yao immediately glared at the little fat boy! This bad boy with his elbows turned outward!
Lu Qian was stunned by his companion's glare. He immediately put away his smile and turned to seriously threaten the boatman: "Do you want to have a showdown between men?"
The boatman had just witnessed Lu Qian jump and land firmly on the boat without hearing any sound. He thought he was a man of skill, so he didn't dare to offend him. He turned around and said with a smile, "Sir, please don't be angry. I can take care of myself."
Xue Yao said anxiously: "Get off the boat quickly, that thief is going to run away, and the money His Highness left with me will be gone. Do you still want to drink three days away from me in the future?"
Lu Qian frowned and immediately flew ashore, chasing the thief in the direction he left without saying a word.
Xue Yao didn't have time to stop it.
The boatman was anxious: "Oh! Are you going to leave or not? I have to pick up the next one!"
Xue Yao waved his hand: "Then please do as you please, we are not leaving."
After waiting alone on the shore for a moment, Lu Qian came back with the thief in custody, followed by a group of cheering people.
The thief¡¯s hands were imprisoned behind him by Lu Qian. He struggled from time to time, but to no avail. He was pushed step by step until he came to Xue Yao.
Lu Qian said: "Your wallet was not found on him."
Xue Yao: ""
Of course nothing could be found, the money bag was not lost at all.
"I said I didn't steal from you! Let go! When my master comes, I will make you walk around without food!" the thief shouted.
Xue Yao said coldly: "My money bag was found. It turned out to be in my luggage. But this thief stole the money from the folks and everyone gets the stolen goods, so let the folks send him to the government."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Qian suddenly raised his hand as if to catch something.
Xue Yao wanted to take a closer look, but felt that his vision began to blur. Then, the group of people behind Lu Qian fell to the ground one after another. Xue Yao wanted to speak, but his consciousness gradually became blurred
Lu Qian just momentarily felt a foreign object piercing the airflow and coming toward him. He instinctively raised his hand and held a silver needle between his index and middle fingers. Just as he was about to take a closer look, he saw his companion standing opposite was paralyzed. On the ground, unconscious.
"Master is here? Master!" The thief looked around happily. The young man behind him had already let go of his hand and rushed towards the young man who fell to the ground in panic.