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¡°Old Jiu, it¡¯s been a long time since we last saw each other, you¡¯ve lost weight again!¡±
"Brother Feng, you're welcome, we separated in the audience without even half a stick of incense."
Hahaha¡¡
As soon as Yang Feng came on stage, he and Huang Laojiu hugged each other and had an ambiguous conversation, which really made the audience below laugh again.
Yang Feng shrugged helplessly, looked at the audience below, then looked at Lao Jiu and said, "Lao Jiu, do you know why they are laughing?"
¡°Of course, I¡¯m laughing at you for telling lies.¡±
"No, I'm not lying, I'm just telling you a clich¨¦."
Smiling slightly, Yang Feng looked down at the people below and said: "Everyone in our lives is saying this kind of clich¨¦ almost all the time. When we went to court, the two adults met and hugged each other and said they hadn't seen each other for a long time. In fact, they went to the brothel together the night before, why haven¡¯t they seen each other for such a long time?¡±
Hahaha¡¡
"Also, two acquaintances met in the afternoon. The first thing they said was, have you eaten? Where are you going? Why are you going? It's all nonsense. It's already past noon. Who hasn't eaten? Where am I going? It's none of your business. What the heck? Are you still going with me? What did I just do, and does it have anything to do with you? The most annoying thing is that sometimes I say too many clich¨¦s and can¡¯t change them. When I blurt them out, it¡¯s very embarrassing. Just like yesterday , I met an acquaintance, a woman, and asked where we were going? She said she was going to the toilet. I blurted out that we were going together, and then she slapped me."
Hahaha¡¡
Everyone burst into laughter at the end, especially when Yang Feng touched his cheek intentionally or unintentionally on the stage. It seemed that it still hurt, which made everyone below laugh.
Even Mrs. Han on the second floor couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.
Taking a deep breath, Yang Feng waited for everyone below to stop laughing before continuing: "Rhetoric is really dangerous. If you don't do it right, you will get beaten. But we say such clich¨¦s all the time. Why? Because our circle is very small. When we get up early every morning, we see the same people, say the same words, and do the same things. Until one day is over, the next day is just a repeat of the first It¡¯s just daily life. Is it boring? Boring?¡±
"Yeah yeah¡¡"
"It's true"
He nodded hurriedly, and everyone below agreed.
"besides¡¡"
Immediately afterwards, Yang Feng said again: "My lords, wealthy merchants have been working hard in the imperial capital all year round and are busy day and night. But have you ever thought about the elderly at home? How are they doing now? What will happen at home? Don¡¯t you worry about those who need to be taken care of by yourself? Confucius said, filial piety comes first; parents are here, don¡¯t travel far away. All of you are serving the country, but loyalty and filial piety really can¡¯t have both? How many people have lost their parents because of their parents¡¯ death? But not being able to be by my side, not even seeing her for the last time, has become a lifelong regret."
"Who says it's not the case? Someone has to guard the family's property."
"They have been in their hometown all their lives and don't want to leave. Aren't we going to retire and return home in the end? It's the same. It's just that we are thousands of miles apart now, and the court's vacation is too short, so there is no time to go back and visit."
Yang Feng saw the business opportunity, his eyes flashed, and he immediately said: "The worries that you all have on your minds are exactly the responsibility of our Yang Family Trading Company. In order to completely relieve your worries, our Yang Family Trading Company has invested huge sums of money. , hired top martial arts masters, and after five years of research, they worked together to develop this cross-era product, a top-level twelfth-grade magic weapon, a thousand-mile destiny treasure, please take a look!"
Yang Feng waved his hand suddenly, and a graceful etiquette lady came up carrying a plate covered with red cloth and smiled sweetly.
When everyone saw this, they all looked at it with surprise on their faces.
Twelve -grade top -level magic weapons, thousands of miles, what is it? Never heard of it before.
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At this time, Huang Laojiu lifted up the red cloth, revealing the true face of Mount Lu inside. It was actually a piece of black crystal the size of a face plate, with a strange color.
Everyone was puzzled and asked: "Boss Yang, your top-level twelve-grade magic weapon is just such an ordinary mysterious crystal?"
"Ordinary Xuan Jing?"
Yang Feng raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but said with a smile: "Then you can see how extraordinary this mysterious crystal is, hehehe."
Ding!
As he said that, Yang Feng pressed lightly on the mysterious crystal.
In an instant, a tall shadow suddenly appeared in the sky above Xuanjing, with a pair of eyes full of surprise moving behind it, and it was trying to stretch its neck.
This is¡¡
The pupils could not stop shrinking, and everyone present was stunned.
No way, clairvoyant?
Ignoring their eyes that were about to fall off, Yang Feng waved to the figure inside and said, "Hey, Ganglie, can you see the situation in our main venue?"
"Okay, okay, you can see it very clearly. Brother Feng, can you also see the scene of our Feilong Lane branch? The customers here are waiting for the release of our new products."
"Of course, if you ask them to wait a little longer, the clock will ring at midnight and we will deliver the goods on time."
With a grin on his face, Yang Feng turned to the people present and said proudly: "As you can see, this is the main function of our Qianli Yuanbao. You can talk to the person you want to meet and call at any time and anywhere. Contact. In this way, our life circle will be completely expanded. You will no longer just see a fixed group of people every day, but you will see everyone you want to see, no matter where they are, your life will be more colorful than before."
"My lords, you don't have to fall into the dilemma of being loyal to your country but not being able to go home to fulfill your filial piety. As long as we have this thousand-mile karma treasure in hand, the elderly at home can see you from time to time. If anything happens, you can handle it for the first time." Know it as soon as possible and deal with it immediately. Even when the old man is dying, you can take one last look at the old man to avoid lifelong regrets. As for lovers, you can talk to your heart anytime and anywhere, and you no longer have to endure the pain of lovesickness."
¡°In short, the Thousand Miles of Destiny Treasure allows your destined person to come thousands of miles to meet you. You deserve it!¡±
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Yang Feng pointed at everyone present for the last time and said confidently.
Two words burned in his eyes, buy it quickly!
But everyone present was completely shocked, including the emperor. Even if he had seen countless rare treasures in his life, they never expected that the Yang family could come up with such a weird magic weapon to hit the market and make him lose his head. My heart couldn't help but become restless.
But how did they know that the Ghost King's Black Soul Sect had already had this Thousand Miles Communication Crystal, but with the Ghost King's refining speed, there was no way to mass-produce it.
But Yang Feng is different. His enchantment efficiency is so high that he can produce a lot of magic weapons in minutes. It is truly an industrial revolution and an epoch-making strength.
It can be said that in this low-end plane, only Yang Feng has this kind of black technology and can popularize these high-level magic weapons, but others cannot do it. This is the Yang family's position in this market. Unrivaled advantages (remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com