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Seeing his second brother's serious expression, Yang Feng thought for a while and nodded solemnly: "Okay, since you are going to become a disciple, I will accompany you so that you can see whether this world's best swordsman is real. People live up to their name and are worth every penny.¡±
"Okay, let's go!"
After Ding Ding nodded, Yang Xiaoyi shouted.
Yang Feng quickly took the water glass off his head and left with Yang Xiaoyi in a grand manner, grinning and snickering.
It feels so good to finally be able to skip classes openly and without having to practice.
The two Poison Kings didn¡¯t know what Xiao Jiujiu was feeling in his heart, so they hurriedly followed him.
Half an hour later, there was a quaint wooden house located in a quiet bamboo forest. An old man with a stooped figure and only one arm was sweeping the yard with an indifferent expression. The turbidity in his eyes seemed to have already given up on everything in this world.
"Old bastard!"
Suddenly, a loud shout rang out, and Poison King came here with Yang Feng and others in an aggressive manner, shouting: "You are so brave. I asked you to do something, but you didn't even give me face, and even beat my apprentice." Dun, do you still take me seriously? Have you forgotten who worked hard and spent seven or seventy-nine days to save you?"
Without saying anything, Wang Batian threw the broom away without even looking at the Poison King, and turned back silently.
His face trembled, and the Poison King was so angry that his beard stood up wildly.
"This old bastard really doesn't give him any face, especially in front of the new leader. It's really unreasonable.
Yang Feng also looked at the old man with a strange look on his face, and nodded secretly, Poison King and the others were right, this old guy is indeed the axis.
No matter how weird the Poison King is, they can still communicate, but this guy just ignores people, and his eyes look like he has no nostalgia for this world, and he has no energy at all.
Even the zombies made by the Corpse King are much more lively than this old guy. Is he still alive?
"Senior!"
Staring at his back closely, Yang Xiaoyi pondered for a while, then stepped forward and bowed: "Junior Yang Xiaoyi, pay homage to Senior Wang. Previously, because of junior's affairs, Senior Poison King sent Five Poison Boys to disturb him. I¡¯m really sorry for missing senior Qingyou. I hope senior Hai will"
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However, before he could finish his words, there was a soft sound, and the old guy had already got into his cabin and closed the door tightly.
Let me go, this girl is too rude, right?
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and Yang Feng's eyes were filled with anger.
The Poison King smiled, waved his hands indifferently and said: "Young Master Yang, Erxia Yang, don't mind, that's the kind of virtue he has. We have been with people from this sect for more than a hundred years, and they all have this kind of love." He looked like he was ignoring me, and he didn't know what to do, or he was calling him a bastard."
"Yes, he is indeed a bastard!"
He nodded in agreement. Yang Feng's eyes flashed, but he suddenly laughed and said, "But it's a pity that he met me today. I'm a bastard, hahaha!"
With a loud laugh, Yang Feng stepped forward and waved his palm lightly towards the cabin.
Phew!
The strong wind passed by in an instant, blowing the entire thin wooden house into the sky, leaving only Wang Batian lying quietly on the bed with his eyes closed.
If you are an ordinary person, if your house is suddenly demolished, you will definitely become furious.
But Wang Batian acted as if nothing had happened, his face was calm, like a child sleeping soundly.
Seeing this scene, Yang Feng's face darkened. Can you bear it?
"Third brother, don't be rude to your seniors!"
Yang Xiaoyi was anxious and hurriedly persuaded him.
"However, Yang Feng is a person who cares about face. He can't stand being ignored like this when he is here as a great hero.
"Second brother, don't worry about this matter. I'll settle it for you. If you don't believe that he won't say anything, huh!"
A thick breath came out of his nostrils. Under the glare of everyone's gaze, Yang Feng came to Wang Ba Tian's bed. Seeing that he was still sleeping peacefully and soundly, he couldn't help but sneer: "Pretend to sleep? I let you sleep, Jie Jie Jie." !¡±
Smiling evilly, Yang Feng turned around, facing the old guy with his butt, and exerted a little force.
Poof!
There was a muffled sound, and in an instant, the fermented smell of whole grains rushed into Wang Batian's nostrils, making this calm and comfortable manFor the first time, the old man's face couldn't help but twist.
Yang Xiaoyi and the others quickly covered their noses with disgust. Although they were far away from Yang Feng, they still felt an awkward feeling when they saw this scene.
I always feel like this girl¡¯s stinky fart was sprayed in my face.
The Poison King and the Corpse King looked at each other, then shook their heads in unison and lamented.
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However, having said that, I have to say that his trick is quite effective.
Even though Wang Batian is no longer what he used to be, he has once been glorious. He was also a well-known big shot back then. He doesn't mind being scolded behind his back on weekdays.
But now that a young brat is farting in front of his face, he can no longer bear it.
Which master can endure being ridiculed by juniors like this?
Suddenly, Wang Batian became angry and shouted: "Have you had enough trouble? Get out!"
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As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Batian immediately slapped Yang Feng's fat butt with his palm, trying to slap him away. However, under the loud noise, Yang Feng's big buttocks trembled slightly, then became as steady as a rock and stopped moving.
Seeing this scene, Wang Batian couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
How could it be possibleHas my current strength deteriorated to the point where I can't even hit a baby with one palm?
Stunned, Wang Batian opened his mouth slightly.
But at this moment, Yang Feng laughed evilly and said jokingly: "Old guy, you finally reacted, hey hey hey!"
Poof!
With a muffled sound, Yang Feng couldn't help but spit out another stinky fart, which immediately hit Wang Batian's mouth.
Suddenly, Wang Batian felt a mixed taste, as if his mouth was stuffed with shit. The sour taste immediately made his stomach churn, and then he vomited it out.
Looking at this scene, the Poison King and the Corpse King couldn't help but shook their heads and lamented.
"It's true that the King of Hell can't defeat a brat. If this old bastard meets a brat, he will only suffer a loss, haha."
Yang Xiaoyi also shook his head helplessly, hurriedly stepped forward, bowed and apologized: "Senior, I'm sorry, my third brother doesn't have any malicious intentions, he's just a bit skinny, please forgive me."
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Still vomiting, Wang Batian ignored him.
When he was almost done vomiting and had vomited everything he had eaten in the past three days, the overlord genius raised his head with a pale face, glared at them fiercely, closed his eyes, and continued to fall asleep on the bed. .
"Uhsenior"
Seeing this, Yang Xiaoyi smiled awkwardly, full of helplessness.
Yang Feng glanced sideways at the old guy, curled his lips in disdain, and snorted: "Second brother, don't worry, I still have the ultimate weapon."
"The ultimate weapon?"
"Yes, that's itI'm going to take off my shoes! My sweaty feet that haven't been washed this year are finally put to use, hehe."
Yang Feng smiled evilly.
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But suddenly, before he could make a move, Wang Batian stood up suddenly, his eyes wide open and bloodshot, as if they were about to burst out.
It seems that he is really afraid that Yang Feng, a shameless little bastard, will use more powerful biochemical weapons (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com