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As if the river was overturned, Jun Buren hunched over and kept vomiting out sour water, almost vomiting out bile.
Yang Feng was beside him, patting him on the back and sighing hypocritically: "Brother Jun, you are so impulsive. You don't even ask me what is in the bottle before you drink it. What if I have some in it?" How many times do you have to rinse your mouth to clean it if you want to give it to the imperial doctor for physical examination and testing?"
"What? Ugh!"
Jun Buren shuddered and looked at him in surprise, then he couldn't help but leaned over and vomited again, and the vomiting was much more violent than before.
Yang Feng raised his eyebrows and curled his lips with an evil smile, looking down at his embarrassed appearance.
When he finally vomited completely, Jun Buren's entire face turned completely black, and he yelled at Yang Feng: "You bastard, Yang Feng, from now on, you are the fucking bastard!"
"Hey, Brother Jun, why are you swearing?"
Looking at him with an innocent face, Yang Feng smiled and shook his head and said: "You are a national master, you must always maintain your own demeanor."
"Damn it, the Imperial Preceptor also has a temper. Who the hell can drink your hemorrhoid medicine and still maintain his grace? You can?"
"Of course I can't, but I haven't rushed to drink hemorrhoid medicine!"
Sighing and shaking his head, Yang Feng said with a regretful look on his face: "I spent three taels of silver to get this hemorrhoid medicine from the imperial doctor. Apply it externally three times a day, and the hemorrhoids will go away within seven days. In the end, you drank all my three taels of silver in one breath."
Well¡¡
His body trembled. When Jun Buren heard him talking about this, he couldn't help but feel like vomiting. He said angrily: "Don't tell me anything about external application ugh vomit!"
Jun Buren vomited again. Yang Feng suppressed laughter and shook his head.
After Jun Buren vomited the stomach acid in his stomach again, he straightened up and looked at Yang Feng, but his eyes were red with anger.
Originally, he thought that if Yang Feng wanted to deal with him, there would be no need to use poison, so he took the medicine without any doubt.
But who would have thought that this kid didn't want to poison him to death, but wanted to disgust him to death.
He probably won¡¯t even have the appetite to eat in the future. When he thinks of this hemorrhoid medicine
His face was twitching, and Jun Buren really had the urge to kill him, but unfortunately he didn't have the ability, so he had to curse loudly: "Yang Feng, where did I offend you, why did you harm me like this?"
"How did I hurt you?"
"You didn't harm me, but you tricked me into taking this hemorrhoid medicine?"
"You are the one taking hemorrhoid medicine, didn't I lie to you?"
"You said this hemorrhoid medicine is a holy medicine for healing, so I took it!" Jun Buren roared, his eyes red.
Yang Feng blinked his innocent eyes and said calmly: "I said I brought you the holy medicine for healing, but I didn't say it was this bottle? You thought this bottle was the holy medicine I gave you, and you didn't tell me about it yet. I was looking for proof, so I drank it in a hurry, is it my fault?"
ah?
Hearing this, Jun Buren couldn't help but be confused. After thinking about it, he yelled: "If it wasn't this bottle of medicine, why did you put it on the table?"
"I just waved it casually, isn't it okay?"
Shrugging slightly, Yang Feng said matter-of-factly: "I just prescribed a bottle of hemorrhoid medicine at the imperial doctor's, and then I came here to see you. Seeing that you have a table, you can put my bottle of medicine on it, won't you? Anyway, I'm a guest, so I can't put the things in my hands away? It's not dirty things that pollute your table. You can't do this. Is this still considered hospitality?"
ah?
Suddenly, Jun Buren was confused again, his lips twitched, he didn't know how to refute, he was silent.
Seeing him like this, Yang Feng immediately laughed and said: "I just told you that I brought you the holy healing medicine, which is one thing. Putting my hemorrhoid medicine on your table is another thing. , who confused you? It also caused me to lose three taels of silver, should you compensate me for one bottle?"
Let me go, are you still a human being? You tricked me into taking hemorrhoid medicine, and you actually asked me to pay for it?
His face twitched, Jun Buren almost cried, then he took a deep breath and cursed: "Okay, Yang Feng, even if I was wrong just now, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, okay. But you just said Yes, you brought me the holy medicine for healing. If your holy medicine can't make me recover from my injuries right away, you are a bastard. A manly man, you keep your word, can you accept it?"
Jun Buren is here.Regarding the sore medicine, he had completely fallen into Yang Feng's trap, and there was no more reason to explain, so Jun Buren set his sights on Yang Feng's previous words about bringing him the holy medicine.
It can be said that that sentence is the key.
"If Yang Feng hadn't praised his holy medicine so miraculously before, Jun Buren wouldn't have been so eager to drink his hemorrhoid medicine and be fooled by him.
After all, Jun Buren also wants to recover from his injuries immediately, and the Black Soul Cult still has a lot of work for him to do.
It was because of his eagerness and Yang Feng's false propaganda just now that he fell into this trap.
That¡¯s right, in Jun Buren¡¯s heart, Yang Feng¡¯s holy medicine was basically a false propaganda to trick him into falling into the jar, and it must not be true. How could there be such a miraculous medicine in this world that can instantly heal trauma?
Therefore, when Jun Buren grasps this sentence, he must make Yang Feng recognize that he is a bastard.
In this way, it can be considered that he did not drink the hemorrhoid medicine in vain. When he met Yang Feng in the future, Yang Feng could not raise his head in front of him. A man who considers himself a bastard has no dignity left.
However, at this moment, the Earth Core Ice Lotus appeared.
A quarter of an hour later, Jun Buren blushed. His injuries all over his body were completely healed, but he was not happy at all.
He felt that he was really fooled by Yang Feng and drank the hemorrhoid medicine in vain.
¡°If he had to choose between hemorrhoid medicine and serious injuries to his whole body, he would rather lose both arms and slowly recuperate than leave such a shameful history and be laughed at by Yang Feng, woo woo woo!
Jun Buren was crying in his heart. Yang Feng shook his big butt in front of him with a proud look on his face and said with a smile: "Brother Jun, don't forget to help me go to the imperial doctor and buy another three taels of medicine for me!"
"roll!"
The corners of his mouth curled up, and Jun Buren felt so aggrieved that he wanted to die.
Yang Feng laughed evilly, shrugged indifferently, then patted Jun Buren's shoulder lightly and said: "Okay, don't be depressed, why don't you just drink my hemorrhoid medicine? God knows this, You know that I know, and no third person will know. What are you afraid of? You won¡¯t lose face. Of course, if you are willing to do me a favor, I won¡¯t say it loudly. "
"Help? What help?"
With a twitching brow, Jun Buren looked at him suspiciously, thinking to himself.
¡°Could it be possible that he brought me into the game this time not only to tease me, but also to blackmail me into helping him?
But what does he want me to do? What's the purpose?
Thinking of this, a gleam flashed in Jun Buren's eyes. He pricked up his ears and listened carefully. He also wanted to take this opportunity to find out Yang Feng's intentions. Could it be an action against their Black Soul Cult (Remember this website's website address: www. hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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