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It¡¯s raining again, and the raindrops are tinkling outside the window.
Ji Juewen quietly walked to the computer with the puppy in his arms, "System, did you have fun today?"
"Happy!" The system looked sweetly at the smiling expression that his beloved Tiantianjiang replied to him, and subconsciously replied.
"Oh." Ji Juewen said one word in a cool tone.
"" The system blinked and shivered, why did it suddenly become cold Wait, that voice just now
"Host, welcome back! You are still so handsome today!" The system smiled and knelt down obediently.jpg
Ji Juewen looked indifferent, thinking about the feasibility of splitting and reorganizing the system data to create a new well-behaved and obedient system instead of a hot chicken system that only knows love and doesn't even care about the host.
The system was inexplicably chilled, and he felt more than 10,000 points of silent malice from the eyes of his host. His strong desire to survive drove him to wittily choose to change the subject immediately, "Ahaha, host, what are you holding in your arms? It looks like you are going to die." Ha ha ha ha!"
The little yellow dog in my arms drooped its ears and let out a thin, dying cry, as if it was about to die.
Oh, the word "quick" can be removed. I just died, and the body is still warm.
Ji Juewen: ""
system:"¡¡"
System: What happened? Who am I? Where am I?
The system's legs went limp and I covered my face and almost screamed. I said casually that I was really dead. There was no heartbeat and my eyes were closed. What should I do? Why did the host die after screaming? This is really none of my business, right? Right? !
The system rolled its eyes and fainted.
"Didi." Penguin's message tone is still ringing.
Tiantianjiang: Everything? What's wrong with you? are you still there?
The system quickly opened its eyes and replied with a message: Tiantian, the one who loves you the most has a life-or-death matter and needs to leave for a while. Please forgive me that I can't accompany you anymore. See you next time! Love you!
Then he closed his eyes again, pretending that nothing happened just now, and fell into a coma with a serious expression.
Ji Juewen: ""
The atmosphere became a bit solemn, and the system lay motionless for a while. Suddenly, he felt as if his body was being pulled by something. It probably felt like he was about to be grabbed by an eagle and pulled off the ground and flew straight into the sky.
Cold sweat flowed all over the floor. The system closed its eyes tightly and was too frightened to open them. What did the host want to do? What was he going to do to his cute little system? ! Ahhh, the wind is so strong! So scary, so scary, so scary. Is he already in the sky and side by side with the sun? ! Sweet sauce to the rescue! Life! ah!
"Woof!"
The system suddenly opened its eyes and looked around, looking confused.
"Woof!" The yellow puppy huddled pitifully, its dark eyes staring motionless at the system that had not yet understood the situation.
Hey, is this dog not dead? This is the first reaction of the system.
Where is it so dark? This is the second reaction of the system.
What happened when he closed his eyes? Wait for the host. Could it be that the system looked around vigilantly, could it be that his ruthless host is hiding somewhere and is ready to kill his cute little system at any time? !
Ji Juewen expressed that he was very innocent. Who knows what this system has gone through. Persecutory delusion is a disease and he doesn¡¯t know if it can be cured.
Time goes back a few minutes, and now we use Ji Juowen¡¯s perspective to restore the truth.
In fact, what happened is very simple, and there is no complexity at all from the system's brainstorming, because in Ji Juowen's opinion, the system just disappeared suddenly after replying to his "little girlfriend" and pretending to be comatose!
Yes, it was really sudden. The system that was originally lying on the computer desktop disappeared in the blink of an eye. It was nowhere to be found in the recycle bin. If it hadn't been for the system being so funny and stupid in front of him just a moment ago. , maybe Ji Juowen will still feel a little bit surprised at the sudden disappearance of the system the next moment.
So the question is, where did the system go?
"Don't ask him, the system itself doesn't know. He is currently observing the dark surroundings suspiciously, fearing that his host will suddenly pop out from nowhere, grab him and crush him with his claws
¡°This persecutory delusion is probably hopeless, so give up on treatment.
¡°I don¡¯t want to die¡ I don¡¯t want to die¡¡±
&nThe system, immersed in sadness, sniffed in excitement for a moment, accidentally choked on his saliva, and suddenly.
The little yellow dog, who was still crying wildly, had been holding his breath in the water for too long.
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"Woof?"
"Huh?" Ji Juewen frowned and looked down at his arms. The dog that was supposed to be dead miraculously opened its eyes at some point, and was turning its head to look around in confusion.
"Woof? Woof!" Host? Host!
The system¡¯s eyes suddenly lit up, and it was very happy to show off to Ji Juewen. I originally thought that I was dead, but when I opened my eyes, I saw my own host. Is there anything happier than this? !
We finally left that dark place with the impure show dog! Even though the first thing he saw was the host's disgusting face, it still made him excited!
At this moment, he was able to think for a moment. This must be the only time in his history when he saw the tyrant face of his host, which made him feel that his host was still so cute!
Of course, Ji Juowen was unaware of these psychological activities in the system. For the little thing in his arms, which was a corpse a moment ago, to suddenly come to life and pounce on him like ADHD, he had no idea at all, it was just a conditioned reflex. The ground showed a look of disgust and pressed it down with one hand!
¡I don¡¯t know why he suddenly felt disgusted in his heart. Is it because he felt that it looked a bit like that stupid system? Ji Juowen's eyes flashed with thought.
Emmmmm Fortunately, they all didn't know what the other party was thinking, avoiding the occurrence of a tragedy on earth.
"Woof! Woof!" Big brother! Look at me, look at me!
The little yellow dog in Ji Juewen's arms withstood Ji Juewen's gentle blow - after all, Ji Juewen still remembered that the little thing was injured, so he still had to control other conditioned reflexes and slap him to death as if it were a system - It was quiet for a few seconds, but soon became active again. He looked at Ji Juewen's face with a bright face, and stretched out his tongue to lick the saliva on Ji Juewen's hand in a flattering manner.
¡ª¡ªBecause it can¡¯t hit your face, you can only settle for the next best thing.
Um? Feeling less disgusting again? Ji Juowen frowned and looked down at the little yellow dog with a thoughtful look on his face.
[Ahhhh! Why are you here! ] The system looked at the stupid dog that suddenly jumped out of nowhere with vigilance. It was obvious that it had not yet come out of the shadow of being drowned in the dog's tears.
[This is my body! ] The little yellow dog blinked his eyes, his mouth closed and tears welled up again, hanging in his eyes, "Who are you? Are you trying to steal your big brother from me?" I won't let it go to you! ]
[What big brother, who wants to rob you? Wait] The system suddenly paused and looked at it suspiciously, [Your body? ]
[Well, it¡¯s my body] The little yellow dog nodded aggrievedly, [Brother, why are you in my body? Can you please leave? I'm so scared. ]
[¡? ? ] The system subconsciously raised its head to seek help from its host with a confused look on its face, but unfortunately, from Ji Juowen's perspective, he only saw that the dog in his arms, which had been going crazy since it came back to life, suddenly became quiet. He came down, looked up and barked at himself twice.
Sorry, I don¡¯t speak dog language, so I can¡¯t understand.
And the system finally realized that the words he said turned into dog barks as soon as he came out, and he slowly looked down at his hands with a look of collapse Oh no, it should be called dog paws now.
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Although I am chubby, I have cute little meaty hands! ! !
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