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The sun was shining brightly outside the window. The thick double-glazed windows blocked the cold wind outside, leaving only the pleasant winter sunshine shining into the living room. I lay there. I don¡¯t know who had a sudden idea, but it was probably bought by Qian Qian. On the big rocking chair, he was rocking back and forth in the sunshine of the winter afternoon. He was drowsy and looked like an evil landlord. Dingdang ran up and down along the armrests of the rocking chair, and occasionally came over to grab my buttons and play on the swing, making noises about going out to play, but no one paid any attention to this little thing who was a little too excited after finally recovering from jet lag. In the corner of her eye, a black and white maid uniform flashed past - flashing past the coffee table. It was Anweina who was busy cleaning the room. The little ghost's route of action was always the shortest line segment between two points.
Life is so leisurely and the world is so beautiful. I feel like I am about to become a fairy.
Not far behind is Little Bubble, who is quietly playing with something unknown. Ji Xianxuan is sitting on the little blanket next to the little girl, staring at the ceiling in a daze. My sister is teaching mercury lamps to write the names of our family, the little doll. Therefore, he is full of resentment towards Sandora.
On the other side, there were two guys sitting on the sofa in class. One was Lilina. When I turned my head, I found that this pseudo-loli was speaking to the person opposite with a straight face and a serious face. The other one was Lilina. It's Fina, this unsmiling queen girl, who is holding a notebook obediently and recording what the other party tells her. This scene looks a bit weird, but you can understand it if you know what they are talking about: today's topic Yes, common sense in living in this world.
Fina, a former machine queen who has not lived a human life for hundreds of years, has as weak a piece of common sense as a blank sheet of paper. It took me half a day to ask her to remember that water must be boiled before drinking, and then I used It took another half a day to let her remember that after boiling, it would have to dry for a while - of course, considering the physical fitness of Apostle Xiling, it didn't seem to matter if she didn't know these two pieces of common sense, but this still shows that Fina's common sense is Idiot, so it's not surprising that she came to listen to Lilina's class. No matter how unreliable, Lilina can still take on this teaching task.
What the little teacher, who is just over one meter tall, is talking about Chinese customs and habits and the taboos between people that you need to know to live in this world. This aspect of knowledge is what Fina needs to supplement urgently, so I am interested in a certain person. It feels so gratifying that the unreliable pseudo-loli finally does something serious.
¡°Remember, you can¡¯t get a haircut during the first month of the year!¡±
Lilina said solemnly, Fina blinked and quickly wrote this sentence in her notebook, and then asked curiously: "Why? Will you catch a cold?"
"Because a haircut during the first month of the year will kill my uncle."
Lilina said with a sad face, her voice was particularly reliable.
Fina nodded blankly, not knowing what she was thinking. She suddenly showed a shocked expression, jumped off the sofa and ran to me, looking at me with big eyes full of panic: "In order to summarize this rule, How many uncles did you kill?"
I was thrown out of the rocking chair with a bang, and Ji Shanshan, who was in a daze, started to reach out and call for help: her neck was stretched, and her sister was holding the hand of the mercury lamp to trace the word "Wei" in Kelvi, but she suddenly used too much force. He punched a hole in the notebook, and the mercury lamp began to scream, and Lilina immediately understood what she should do: she dragged her recycling basket from the side of the sofa and jumped in: "Call me when you are eating. "
"What's wrong?" Fina looked at the scene where a group of people in the living room suddenly turned upside down inexplicably, and opened her mouth with a very innocent expression, "Is there a question I asked?"
It turns out that she knew this was her own problem!
I stood up and slapped my forehead, and smoothly slipped Lilina out of the basket. The little girl started kicking and protesting, and my mind went crazy on this girl's head: "In the future, I will pick up normal things and teach them to Fei." Na!"
"Why is it abnormal for my uncle to have his head shaved to death in the first month of the year?" Lilina protested righteously, "I saw you telling me this to Mercury Lamp the day before yesterday! Do you dare to say that you didn't teach her this because Mercury Lamp has no uncle?"
I:"¡¡"
I should never have tried to communicate normally with Lilina from the beginning. When I encountered this mobile curiosity-making machine, it was the most basic moral quality of a new citizen of imperialism to give a few people a brain breakdown without saying a word!
After rubbing Lilina's little face into a red bun, I spent ten minutes explaining to Fina in detail what was going on with her uncle's death by shaving his head during the first month of the year. Obviously, the former queen had a hard time with the so-called folk taboo. Understand, or in other words, she doesn¡¯t understand all such real but unreasonable taboos, Fina listenedThey all feel that if they don't intervene in this kind of thing, it would be a shame for the first family's great reputation in the entire multiverse!
"Fina, when will the celebration start?"
Seeing that Qianqian was about to go back to the house to freshen up and get ready to go out in a hurry, I quickly turned to Fina to understand the situation, because even though I was theoretically the "great leader" in the hearts of the Atlanteans, I had no respect for their I barely know the customs and habits, and I don¡¯t know what the taboos are in the so-called newborn celebrations. Just now, I was teaching Fina to learn the taboos in normal social interactions. Now it¡¯s like the feng shui has turned to us.
¡°What if someone¡¯s newborn celebration has to wait for an auspicious day to start? How embarrassing would it be for Qian Qian to boldly break into someone¡¯s delivery room and ask to take the baby out for a look?
"As for the celebration, it will be this afternoon," Fina thought for a moment and nodded affirmatively, "It should still be a while. They said that the baptism can only be carried out seventy-two hours after the birth of the newborn. This is the rule of God. 'The Cycle of Rebirth'."
"It seems to be the time it takes for the Xiling host mother machine to copy the next generation mother machine." Sandora explained to me in a low voice, and I nodded clearly: It seems that this is another deified common sense of the empire.
Well, let's put it this way, it takes three days for a mother machine to copy the next generation mother machine. This is much longer than the time it takes for a mass-produced machine. I remember that the time it takes to copy a mass-produced machine is even longer than frying a plate of tomatoes. The eggs are still short (don¡¯t ask me why I associate the production time of the mass production machine with cooking, isn¡¯t this when I discussed this matter with Sandora, who was eating), I didn¡¯t expect to use bubbles Did it take three days to give birth to little Bubbles? It's really hard on you, the mother of the child.
Paopao suddenly glanced here with a feeling, and murmured in a low voice: "Why do you feel a little cold all of a sudden?"
I:"¡¡"
What a cruel sixth sense! My mother, you are so powerful! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.) (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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