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The overwhelming storm of fallen leaves that hit my face made me a little dumbfounded. What was even more dumbfounding was the countless green figures rushing out with these fallen leaves. Perhaps it was the sight of thousands of jingling bells rushing over together that was really jaw-dropping. , before I had time to react in the next second, I was knocked solidly to the ground by the oncoming impact, and then buried in a miserable grave by the fallen leaves in the forest.
I finally know where those "goddesses" have been hiding, and it turns out to be such a simple answer: they are hiding under the thick layer of fallen leaves on the ground. The hiding techniques these simple-minded little people can think of are probably limited to this, according to the highest authority. Regarding the performance of the Life Goddess, I should have guessed earlier that the average IQ of the Life Goddesses is not much higher than Dingdang¡¯s.
It's just that they are gods after all, and they hide under things like leaves that have a very high affinity for life. When they want to hide themselves, most people really can't feel the existence of these little things until they are knocked over head-on. I Then I thought: Oh, it turns out that all these bean sprouts have got into the fallen leaves.
So cute.
¡°Hiss¡ªthe strength of these little things is really out of proportion to their size.¡±
I was hit by an unknown number of three-inch cocks, which made me feel as if I had been hit by hailstones. I can only say that I am truly worthy of a god. Although I was thrown away in various ways during the arm-wrestling competition with the Dragon God, I was so strong. Compared with the size, it is still very impressive. I lay on the ground rubbing my forehead that was hit the hardest by an unknown elf. I pulled the leaves off my face while swiping away, just in time to meet the life named Jia Jia. The little head goddess looked at him with a smile.
And on me, groups of three-inch cats are jumping around holding hands, as happy as if they have found a new place to play, and every little guy is filled with the joy of victory.
It turns out that that moment just now was a prank played by the Supreme Life Goddess in front of you? Had she already arranged this sneak attack using something like spiritual connection?
"Hehe, I'm just saying hello," the goddess, who should be called one of the four leaders of the God Realm, let out a laugh that definitely didn't match her status, "We always have a little prank when we entertain new friends. of!"
"Okay, okay, I'm not angry anyway." I shrugged helplessly because of the naughtiness of these "gods". Suddenly I felt a little creaking underneath my body, so I reached out and took it out. Guess what?
That¡¯s right, I took out a short-haired bean sprout with eyes full of mosquito repellent coils. Looking at the dazed look and wrinkled wings, this unlucky girl must have been confused and flew to the wrong position just now, causing me to be crushed under her!
But this stupid little goddess was just the beginning. Soon I felt more tactile sensations under my body, which made my face change greatly. I quickly stood up, and a layer of blood fell on my body. The pods suddenly let out an exclamation and flew away like a swarm of frightened dragonflies, while I turned my head and looked wordlessly at a dozen "wild jingles" who were dizzy on the ground, and a few more. The little ones were struggling to get out from under my thighs. Some of them had already got out, and were turning around to pull out their wings. As I raised my legs, two or three "wild jingles" came out. A small exclamation of surprise flew out.
The little things that were almost crushed flew crookedly to the big tree pillars in the open space, flattening their wings distressedly. Other friends who were okay chirped and came over to help or not help. Jia Jia started to fly up and down. While I was directing the medical work, Dingdang stuck it on my face with a "pia chi" sound: "Wow! Ajun is so awesome!"
Can I ask where you are from? Your sisters will definitely cry when they hear this!
"Then what, I'm sorry, they weren't hurt, were they?"
I approached anxiously and looked at the piles of wild Ding Dong gathered on the big tree pillar. But what was surprising was that even though it was such a serious failure, every little Ding Dong was smiling. Even the little Douding whose wings were compressed into origami began to smile after a brief period of depression, as if the so-called distressed feelings never lasted for two seconds on them. After noticing that someone was looking at them, many little Doudings raised their heads, smiled and waved to me, looking like they were having a great time.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," Jia Jia stood among the tree pillars like a general. "This is a necessary setback for victory, and it's quite fun! The goddess of life will not be hurt so easily, a big mortal."
I looked at these heartless little things speechlessly,They are all a group of guys who like novelty, and the lollipops that Ding Dong praised so much may have caused more curiosity than appetite.
Just as I smiled and watched this large group of three-inchers continue to play, a pink bubble suddenly floated in front of my eyes. What was shocking was that there was a panicked little guy dancing inside it¡ª¡ª Okay, it looks like I accidentally mixed in a bubble gum just now, but can anyone tell me how weird it is to eat bubble gum to trap yourself in the bubbles? And bubble gum is not a hydrogen balloon, how does it fly? !
This unscientific!
The three-inch penis trapped in the bubble gum was just the beginning. Soon I found that the surroundings were full of all kinds of ridiculous farces: a little goddess may have shared the piece of bubble gum that was accidentally mixed in, and now Their entire faces were covered in mud and they were running around headlessly. There were two energetic bean curs waving half-eaten lollipops in a fight, laughing and joking while taking the opportunity to lick each other's candy sticks. A stupid goddess on the tree stump opposite seems to be very confused by the wrappers of the lollipops and is trying to eat them. I hope you have a good appetite like Sandora. The poor little one who was the first to take it out after I squashed it just now grabbed a piece of gummy candy with good elasticity. Now she is trying to adjust the angle of her mouth to avoid the dilemma of being bounced up every time she hits her head on the candy. , the most interesting thing is a pair of three-inch goddesses who are as identical as twins. They share a piece of Sylvia's special brown candy with super toughness. We all know that that stuff is very sticky, and Sylvia's Specialty products
Anyway, now the two little sisters have become conjoined slimes and are struggling. How they eat sugar to become like this makes me very curious. But strictly speaking, the goddess of life is so weird for a guy who can suffer from so many problems even after eating sweets.
Normally, having just one jingle bell at home would be fun enough, but now the gathering of thousands of jingle bell-like creatures is even more spectacular. It¡¯s a pity that Qianqian and the others didn¡¯t follow them out this time, and the party was about to end (their kind of casual people). The sex party only lasted for a short while. After eating the candy and chatting, it would disband on its own.) It would not be appropriate to go back and bring people to the party now. Otherwise, I would have to let the people from home come over. Don't open your eyes.
At this time, Jia Jia happened to fly by in front of me, and I suddenly remembered something, so I asked: "Jia Jia, you mentioned Xing Chen Xing Chen several times just now, who is that?"
I¡¯m a little curious, has my name in the God Realm been spread? How did that person named Xingchen know my name?
Jia Jia looked at this side with surprised eyes, a bit fussy: "Huh? You don't know? Xing Chen is Father God, Xing Chen is Jia Jia's best friend!" (To be continued. If If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.) (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com