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"We are back!"
Pushing the door open and entering the living room, Qian Qian greeted her loudly with a energetic voice as always.
Then a small emerald-green thing shot down from the ceiling like lightning and stuck to my face with a "pop" sound.
¡°Welcome back, welcome back! Where are Ding Dong¡¯s candies?¡±
¡Are you sure you welcomed me and not candy?
After finally pulling off the little thing that was stuck to my face like a gummy candy, I tapped the other person's little head with a helpless expression, and then took out the candy I had prepared from my pocket. The little one immediately cheered and held up his hand. The "huge" candy bag disappeared in front of us with a chirp.
¡Look, what she welcomed was candy, right?
"Welcome back, master, is everything going well?"
A gentle and ethereal greeting sounded next to you, with a deep concern of six plus signs of healing. Ah, sure enough, having such an understanding, gentle and considerate maid is really the happiest thing for a homebody
With a smile as happy as a homeboy can show, I turned my head.
"Anweina, don't lean out half of your body from the wall to say hello"
You can find that, strictly speaking, I have just experienced two sister-like welcomes that would make every otaku jealous to death, but why do I feel a little bit uncomfortable instead?
After taking a comfortable hot shower, I leaned comfortably on the sofa in the living room and watched the daily confrontation between Little Bubbles and Pandora over the ownership of the last lollipop, but I always felt that something was missing. After thinking hard about what to order for a long time, I suddenly realized that Alaya, who usually always sat at my feet on time at this time, put a pair of big wings on my legs and asked to comb his feathers, was missing.
"Speaking of which, where is Alaya?"
"I don't know," on the coffee table in front of me, little Dingdang was lying on an oversized apple, gnawing quickly like a small animal, while answering vaguely, "Alaya said this morning that he was going for a ride in the stratosphere. , who hasn¡¯t come back yet"
Ding Dong said, his voice getting duller and duller - the little thing gnawed out a huge hole in the apple, and now it has almost got into it
Is IQ really related to the size of the brain?
Anweina, who was preparing dinner for everyone, suddenly poked her head out of the kitchen door with a worried look on her face: "Will Sister Alaya be okay?"
I walked to the kitchen door expressionlessly, pushed the little ghost's head back, and said numbly: "Do you think there is anything on earth that can threaten an angel?"
The next second, the little ghost's head passed through my palm and reappeared firmly in front of me: "But Sister Alaya is the type who will get herself into trouble even if the world is peaceful"
I never thought that this point light source, which has always regarded itself as "the most obedient, sensible, gentle and courteous elite maid", would also have such unexpected moments of complaining. Could it be that our dangerous gang is equivalent to various complaining R&D centers with its pollution capabilities? Is it really that powerful?
However, even though I know that with Alaya's strength, the chance of this silly cat angel encountering an accident on earth is no greater than that of Ding Dong suddenly giving up the lollipop or Lin Xue no longer being a violent maniac, I still feel sorry for her that she didn't show up until dinner time. I was very curious when I got home. After concentrating for a while, I sent out a wide-area soul search: "Alaya! It's time to go home for dinner!"
Half a minute later, a dull and anxious voice echoed in my mind: "Brother Jun I'm lost"
¡°Uh¡ forget it, it¡¯s not the first time it¡¯s happened anyway¡
I am not surprised that Alaya got lost when he went for a drive. Although he is also a member of the Xiling Apostle, this pure and stupid angel does not seem to have a complete pathfinding function and memory module. As a result, we often have to look for Alaya's headless figure in every corner of the world, such as the Himalayas, a penguin island in the Antarctic Circle, and the Arctic Ocean. On the nameless ice floe in there To be honest, now I'm so used to this guy getting lost that it's like seeing her wrestling on the flat ground.
"Okay, tell me about the situation around you, and we will go find you"
Probably due to nature, Alaya is not used to using technological items, so she has never had a navigator or other things that can accurately locate herself, and as an energy creature formed from pure light elements??Her own interference is enough to block any kind of remote positioning, so every time this girl gets lost, we can only choose this stupid method to find her back.
"Wellthe sky is very dark and there are many stars"
Oh, it seems we have crossed time zones.
Turning around to look at the sky where the sun had just set, my expression gradually became subtle.
"Also, there is very fine sand and dust all around"
desert? This was a very important clue. I immediately ordered Pandora to start searching for desert places on the earth that are currently at night and have high air visibility.
"There are also many large pits, large circular pits, and there are many stones on the ground."
¡This¡what kind of scenery is this? Where in the desert would such a place appear?
"Brother Jun, what's more, I feel so light here"
¡¡ah?
"There seems to be a vacuum around"
¡¡What! ?
"Moreover, the moon in the sky has turned blue and white, and its size has become many times larger!"
I - Damn it!
"How did you end up on the moon, you damn girl!"
No, no! This is not the point! No matter how stupid Alaya is, as a Xiling person, it is impossible for her not to realize that she is on the moon, right? This should be common sense to everyone on earth, right? A leader-level apostle who was born in a high-tech empire should not have such an unexpected incident happen at this time, right? Alaya should have at least this bit of knowledge in his mind, right? !
This dead girl makes me feel so embarrassed!
But after listening to my description, Pandora nodded calmly: "This is normal."
Is it normal?
I went out for a drive and got lost on the moon, and as a Xiling apostle I couldn¡¯t even notice such a simple fact. Is this normal? By the way, this ¡°normal¡± lower limit is a bit too broad for Alaya! ?
"Because Alaya is an idiot," Pandora said matter-of-factly, and the words she said that were so rude to Alaya sounded even more natural to us This is really a subtle feeling, " She often does this"
???????????????????????????????? Well, I won¡¯t investigate the rationality of this topic, which is a mess based on basic logic. As long as you know that Alaya is a fool, all problems will be solved.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? How reasonable do you expect her behavior to be for a person who is so natural?
A few minutes later, Alaya, who got lost and wandered to the moon, was finally picked up by the twin sisters who came to help after hearing the news. Looking at the stupid angel whose head and face were gray and whose expression was still dull, we I really can't hold it in anymore
"I always feel that pfft I always feel that it would be very rude to laugh at this time pfft"
"Qianqiandon't say that while smilingPfft"
"Brother Jun, I'm back" The embarrassed Alaya blinked in confusion, seemingly unaware of how much trouble he had made this time, and then bowed slightly, as he did every day after going home for a ride. The ground said to me, and at the same time, a layer of moon dust fell on the ground again.
So So Alaya like this is really the funniest thing!
"Okay, please clean yourself up first"
???????????????????????????????? We couldn¡¯t hold back my laughter, I pointed at Alaya with the corner of my mouth, and told him to also pay attention to my current appearance.
Qianqian on the other hand sighed with embarrassment: "It's all moon dust How much does it cost to sell it to the Central Academy of Sciences"
"Oh." Alaya nodded, then spread his wings
"Don't¡ª¡ª"
Thank God, the expected smoke did not happen. After opening his wings, Alaya did not flap as usual, but instantly turned into little golden lights and disappeared into the living room.
Suddenly, the whole living room became brighter, and a cloud of dust fell on the ground in front of us.
A few seconds later, the living room gradually returned to normal lighting, and Alaya appeared in front of us again with a shiny new look.
"No one can pollute the purest light in the world." Sandora shrugged, "But why do I think that for Alaya, all this is just equivalent to saving the trouble of taking a bath?"
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