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"Stop talking nonsense, you are the only person in the world who dares to fool my old man. If you don't hand over the old man's wine to me today!"
"What about you?"
Liu Deng rolled his eyes nonchalantly.
"I am dependent on you. I eat your food and drink your food, and I make you poor!"
The old man said fiercely.
"Young man, I have always been stingy. I have always been the only one to eat from others, and no one else has been to eat from me. I think it's better than this. Don't you know everything? If you can guess how many coins I have in my sleeves, I will Not only will I give you a jar of the strongest wine, but I¡¯ll also cover your wine for the rest of your life, how about that?¡±
"Is this true?"
The old man suddenly became interested.
"Of course it's true. Who in the world doesn't know this? I keep my word!"
Liu Deng winked at the old man and waved his sleeves playfully.
"You only have three copper coins in your sleeves!"
The old man pretended to be twirling his fingers in place, mumbling words for a while. After calculating for a long time, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Deng seriously and said.
"Hahahaha, I said it's an old gentleman. I can't blame you for that. The Yanfu I'm wearing was newly made yesterday. How could there be any copper coins?"
Liu Deng laughed loudly. It seems that this old man is going to make a fool of himself this time!
"Can't you tell whether it is there or not by just touching it? Huh, my old man can cut it straight, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!"
Looking at Liu Deng¡¯s triumphant look, the old man said disdainfully.
"Okay, then let's just roll our eyes and stare at each other!"
As Liu Deng spoke, he stretched out his right hand and touched the sleeve pocket of his left sleeve.
It¡¯s just that Liu Deng¡¯s face became weird when he touched it
"How's it going, you brat!"
The old man¡¯s face was filled with a sarcastic smile.
"interesting!"
Liu Deng looked at the old man in disbelief. Is there really such a strange person in this world?
He himself didn¡¯t know why there were three more copper coins in his sleeves. How did the old man know?
"Boy, there are countless strange people in this world, how many have you seen? I know you are a person without faith, but you have to know that the magic of heaven and earth has certain rules to follow, as long as you can understand them Rules can naturally be used to predict impermanence!"
The old man pretended to be profound, pretending to be an outsider, and began to preach to Liu Deng.
Liu Deng was just lost for a moment and immediately woke up. This old guy must be fooling himself!
Although I don¡¯t know how he put these three copper coins into his pocket, this is definitely not the unpredictable thing that the old boy said.
However, since there is no evidence, Liu Deng can only hold his nose and admit it at this time
"Young man, I'm willing to admit defeat! Sir, please!"
Liu Deng gritted his teeth and wanted to take advantage of the young master. How could anything be so easy in this world?
"Hahaha, you can teach me! The old man has never been driven by princes and kings in his life! Hahahaha!"
The old man¡¯s laughter was full of pride. It could be seen that the old man was not ordinary proud now.
¡°Boy, what are you doing so procrastinatingly?¡±
Seeing Liu Deng muttering to his guard behind him, the old man frowned and urged Liu Deng loudly.
Liu Deng did not speak, but pointed at him with his hand. The old man suddenly had a bad feeling.
After a while, suddenly, several burly guards reached out and grabbed the old man's hands and feet.
"What do you want to do?"
The old man instinctively felt that these people had bad intentions towards him.
"Wow¡ª¡ª"
"Liu Deng! Your uncle!"
Several guards couldn't help but pick up buckets of cold well water from the water truck carried by the team, and poured it down in their pockets.
Although it was already the middle of May, the old man still screamed like a pig being killed when buckets of cold water were poured down on him.
"Old man, this carriage of princes and kings cannot be defiled by filth, so we can only wait for you to take a bath first!"
??Du Ziteng grinned, showing a big smile on his face.??.
"Sir! Have you ever seen anyone bathing on the street?"
No matter how cynical the old man is, he can't stand this
"But how can he with his little arms and legs be so tough as these big guys"
After a scream like a slaughtering pig, the old man's tattered clothes were immediately torn into rags.
The old man desperately struggled to free his hands, and barely covered his vital parts amid the roar of laughter.
But the few big men didn't give him any chance to resist. Four of them grabbed his hands, feet and limbs with all their strength. The remaining people each took a loofah and started to give the old man a bath without any explanation
The old man hasn¡¯t taken a shower for who knows how long. How about being treated like this by them
??This rub marks a red mark, and the old man¡¯s screams can be heard endlessly. This ups and downs is simply sad for those who hear it, and hilarious for those who see it
At the very least, the entire team of guards were laughing until their stomachs ached.
Even the businessmen waiting on both sides of the official road are pointing and pointing, and the old man simply feels like a monkey being watched.
Looking at Liu Deng¡¯s proud smiling face, if he hadn¡¯t been unable to defeat the guards around him, the old man would have really wanted to knock Liu Deng to the ground and beat him.
After finally taking a shower, several guards brought a linen robe and put it on the old man, who finally looked like a man.
After Liu Deng looked up and down, he nodded with satisfaction.
"You brat, let's wait and see!"
Seeing this guy with malicious intentions and constantly glancing at certain important positions of himself, the old man was really ashamed and annoyed.
"We'll see, let's see. Come here, bring me a jar of good wine for the old man!"
When it came to wine, the old man suddenly began to hesitate, especially after Liu Deng deliberately opened the seal of the wine jar, and the rich aroma of wine immediately spread out.
After distillation, the quality of the wine has been greatly improved. Just smelling the fragrance makes the old man salivate.
????????????????????????? Well, let¡¯s spare this kid today for the sake of the wine!
The old man gritted his teeth, then jumped directly onto Liu Deng¡¯s carriage, twitching his nostrils, smelling the alluring aroma of wine, and suddenly forgot how Liu Deng had dealt with him just now
"Say, old man, how should I call you?"
Liu Deng asked with interest.
He looked like a wretched man trying to steal candy from a child.
"The name is just a code name, you can call it whatever you like!"
Having suffered such a big loss today, the old man has already made up his mind to leave immediately after drinking this bottle of wine. He really has no shame to stay here
However, after taking the first sip of wine, the old man suddenly changed his mind
It seems, seems, possible, if you can drink such fine wine every day, there is nothing wrong with staying here
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