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Everything is spring.
This round of teasing and teasing has narrowed the distance between everyone, and also brought the distance between Hong Mudan and Zhang Hanqing back to the original closeness.
Xiao Fengxian's mood suddenly brightened, and a strange feeling came to her heart. Even she herself didn't know why she was smiling so freely. Since when had he not laughed so heartily? Was it ever since your biological father died and you were abused by your eldest mother because she was a side wife? Or since the day my mother died of illness? And how did you start singing with Boss Hu under the stage name Xiao Fengxian? Or did it start when it was "transferred" to Jiyun Ban by its owner Zeng Mengpu?
??Every time when a dignitary or dignitary is welcomed or sent to, it¡¯s all done with the face of someone else, and spending money is the boss¡¯s face. No one ever takes themselves seriously. No one has ever said such words to them, just to make fun of themselves, or to lower the mentality of clients to the level of prostitutes, and even speak naturally to themselves.
Yes, naturally. The big boy in front of you has the ability to make people unguarded, allowing you to say whatever you think of and laugh naturally when you want to. Make people feel respected.
respect!
Yes, respect.
Zhang Hanqing is a standard modern person at heart and has received a complete and complete modern education. For women, he has always treated them with complete respect. Even if the other person is a prostitute, he still feels that he must respect the other person's personality. After all, there are high and low professions, high and low in life, but personalities are equal. I have never thought of being superior to others, even if I am a young general in Fengtian and a future young marshal. Of course, there are occasional dreams of enjoying the blessings of others, but this has nothing to do with respect, it is entirely a man's nature.
But what Xiao Fengxian felt was extraordinary.
Although the young man in front of her sometimes showed cunning and humor that was inappropriate for his age, judging from her eyes, he was definitely a kind-hearted person. (Zhang Hanqing: I have always been good, right?) Although he is not a hero at his age, and he does not have the habit of old cows eating young grass, but I don¡¯t know that he is regarded as a friend, that middle-aged man who came with him Definitely not bad. And based on my feeling, that person is by no means an ordinary person. His unusually handsome appearance and his calm demeanor kept telling me that this man was extraordinary, even though he had always been taciturn.
Xiao Fengxian believed in her own vision.
Zhang Hanqing didn't take it seriously at Red Peony's delicate sarcasm. While carefully touching her waist, he said proudly: "It's not that I'm timid, it's my respect for beauty. You don't know who I am. It¡¯s pity for the fragrance and cherish the jade.¡±
?? Red Peony chuckled and said, "I'm so sorry for you. My waist is so itchy when you touch it. Can you stop moving your hands? Why are you so anxious?"
Zhang Hanqing¡¯s old face (and heart) turned red. He obviously has the mentality of an adult but the body of a young man. He can¡¯t stand this day! A young boy is most afraid of being accused of being careless, especially in front of a beautiful woman. It's ridiculous that I just gained a reputation as a "rising star in the military" some time ago, and the "sword-dazzling spirit" has also spread to Beijing, but now I show my sword in a brothel. How will General Cai think of me? Men are most ashamed of this.
Seeing this, Red Peony became even more presumptuous. She is the type that makes people go crazy. If you are weak, she will be strong. Zhang Hanqing's restraint made her feel more amused. She felt that it was not a man who prostituted a woman, but a pleasure of being prostituted by a woman. She stroked Zhang Hanqing's face and said with a giggle: "Oh, you are so shy. I like shy men best."
Zhang Hanqing got excited, and he remembered a famous wine table pornographic joke before time travel. He smiled and said: "Of course, when it comes to shyness, women are actually far bolder than men. When a bathhouse in Beijing caught fire, the women covered their lower bodies and ran naked. An old man on the roadside said: 'Don't panic, what are you doing there? Just cover your face, who knows who! So there was a scene on the street of women covering their faces, ignoring the white flesh, which made it impossible for men to dodge."
Everyone laughed, and Xiao Fengxian was also happy: "You don't learn well at a young age. Where did you make up this dirty joke? You can make up random people!"
Zhang Hanqing said: "What's the arrangement? I'm teaching you the wisdom of life. You will do the same thing if you go to the bathhouse and there is a fire." Thinking about it, he laughed and said: "But I will definitely take my clothes and wait nearby. I won¡¯t let my red peony run naked on the street.¡±
Red Peony laughed and hit him and said, "I'm afraid that even if you can see clearly, you still have the wisdom of life. You can keep this wisdom of life for yourself."
Zhang Hanqing said with a smile: "Why not? I'm just discussing the matter. It's your own misunderstanding. If you don't believe it, I will give you a question to try."
I don¡¯t know what happened, but theyNowadays, I am very relaxed, and my literary thoughts are flowing like a fountain. Some of the dirty jokes I usually see and hear finally come into use. It's not like a normal date or party where you always talk about useless things.
"Still on the topic of naked women. Ask a man which part of a beautiful naked woman will become bigger?"
General Cai was drinking tea. When he heard this, he couldn't hold in his breath and vomited it on the ground beside him. He was stunned by Zhang Hanqing's blunt words - where has this "implicit beauty" gone? You can't be too vulgar when visiting a brothel, right? Red Peony lowered her head and slowly peeled a pear with a half-smile, and her ears were red and extremely moist; but Little Phoenix Fairy spat, laughing and scolding: "It's a bad idea."
Zhang Hanqing said proudly: "What a shame! It's obvious that you have wrong ideas, but you blame me instead. I know you must have wrong ideas. You are old and think about those things all day long. We are not simple-minded. You will think too much! The answer is the pupils! When a man sees a beautiful woman, his pupils will become larger, so there is a saying that his eyes light up!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, everyone knew what they were here for, but after all, you can't speak so directly, you still need to save face, and subtlety is the beauty.
This Han Qing is still so speechless that he will never stop talking! Looking at it, he still wanted to know more, and asked another question: "What is something on a woman that closes when she stands up and opens when she squats down?"
??Everyone guessed again and again, but no one could guess the key point. Zhang Hanqing still answered the question: "Guess below."
This time, several people thought wrong again. Although they all knew that the answer they thought was not the real "answer", this time everyone shyly waited for Zhang Hanqing to explain the mystery.
Zhang Hanqing stopped hiding it and said proudly: "It's a skirt, hahaha."
Cai E thought that he would be embarrassed by his "nephew"'s increasingly showy behavior. He quickly stopped Zhang Hanqing's debauchery.
Here, Zhang Hanqing and Hong Mudan talked about some non-vegetarian topics and made jokes by the way, while over there, General Cai and Xiao Fengxian were having a great time chatting. They seemed to have been destined to do so in their previous lives. They soon ignored Zhang Hanqing's feelings and started chatting privately as if no one else was around. This made Zhang Hanqing both happy and funny. It also reminded Zhang Hanqing of a classic line from Stephen Chow's movie: "Adulterer**! Adulterer**!" (Remember this site's website address: www.hlnovel.com