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It is said that the world is full of wonders and wonders, and this is true.
Thinking about it, my whole life, I have been a student, of course, a teacher, and a soldier for three years. I have been a military instructor, and I still have the rank of colonel, so I am considered a soldier, right?
At this moment, I was wearing a pair of jeans with holes all over them, shirtless, and a dragon that had just been tattooed with a disposable tattoo on my back. My head was also spray-painted, making it colorful.
Even if Ai Tangtang is in front of me, if you don't look carefully, you may not be able to tell who I am.
This image was designed for me by Yan Beixun. This design does look quite "gangster", but it has no defense at all. Yan Beixun refused to let me wear the cotton-padded jacket I brought before. Talk about being dressed in a disgraceful way.
Fortunately, the sun is bright here, so it doesn¡¯t matter if you are shirtless.
I squatted at the school gate and waited according to Yan Beixun's instructions.
According to the plan Yan Beixun made for me, when those people came out later, I took those students to the alley and threatened them, asking them to listen to the teacher and their mother.
????????? Damn it, how stupid does it take to come up with such a plan? Is there a gangster threatening students to obey their mother?
But Yan Beixun didn't care.
After a while, two policemen suddenly came over to me.
"What are you doing? Let's go." These two policemen came up and wanted to arrest me.
I looked over there and saw a police station less than a hundred meters away.
I quickly took out the colonel¡¯s ID and handed it over, smiling and saying: ¡°I¡¯m on official business, please don¡¯t disturb me.¡±
"Hey, everything is quite complete. Just pretend to be a lieutenant and captain, but pretend to be a colonel?" A policeman glared at me.
I quickly took out Deputy Director Wang¡¯s phone number, handed it over, and said, ¡°This is the phone number of the Deputy Director of your Public Security Bureau.¡±
As I said, I got on the phone. The policeman took the call nonchalantly and cursed: "Hey, you are the deputy chief? I am from the Jianxin Road Police Station. What do you want? How can I threaten you?" ¡¡±
I listened to the policeman cursing for a while, then hung up the phone and handed the phone back. Not long after, his phone rang.
"Hello, Director? Yes, yes, I didn't scold Deputy Director Wang. No, no, I met a gangster here. I'll tell you when I get back." After the policeman finished speaking, he handed my ID back and pulled another A policeman ran back to the police station with a crying look on his face.
After they left, I continued to stay.
Soon, the school bell rang.
Many innocent students ran out of it, but when they saw me, they all walked away, and occasionally there was a look of fear on their faces.
¡°This one-time tattoo on my back is not for nothing.
At this time, five students with colorful hair walked out, walking with an air of arrogance.
Yan Beixun winked at me and I nodded. When the five of them walked out of the school gate, I walked up and said, "Stop."
One of the little red-haired guys glared at me and asked, "What's wrong? Is something okay?"
What should I say next?
In the past, when I was studying, I was always the same character type who was stopped at the school gate. Now I suddenly transformed into someone who bullies students, and I was at a loss for words.
Yan Beixun, who was standing behind them, kept gesturing to me and touched his neck.
I nodded slightly and said, "Let's go and talk in the alley."
As soon as he finished speaking, the red-haired student picked up his cell phone and made a call, then said, "Wait a minute."
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUTOUT I have been in school for many years, and I have done it to both students and teachers, so I understand that the momentum is not right.
He smiled dryly and said, "Well, I found the wrong person."
"That's right. He just came here just to stop you and beat you up." Yan Beixun hurriedly walked up and said to these students.
"Who are you?" the red-haired guy asked.
"I'm your class teacher's boyfriend. Don't be afraid. Since you are in Xiaoping's class, I can't watch you being bullied." After saying that, Yan Beixun rushed up and kicked me.
¡°Damn it, Yan Beixun plotted against me. He didn¡¯t come here to beat the students because of my feelings, but for him to beat me up.
But his kick was restrained. After I was kicked to the ground, Yan Beixun took the baseball bat I bought and hit me.
I hold my head,??It's really unpleasant to smash the baseball bat I bought. Fortunately, I didn't buy one made of iron before.
He cursed in his heart that Yan Beixun was not a human being, but a beast, so what?
Yan Beixun seemed to be hitting her hard, but every blow was done with restraint, so it wasn¡¯t very painful, and it was completely within my tolerance.
"Hey, stop hitting." The red-haired student said.
I feel warm in my heart, damn, these days, even this kind of gangster student has more conscience than this guy Yan Beixun.
He went on to say: "If we fight like this, we won't be able to finish the fight until night, so I'll do it."
After saying that, he grabbed the baseball bat from Yan Beixun's hand and started to beat me.
This guy would not hold back. I hurriedly got up from the ground and cursed: "What are you doing? It's illegal to hit someone!"
"We have a minor protection law, so what if I stab you twice?" the red-haired young man said arrogantly.
There were mostly students watching the excitement around, and all of them laughed.
I took a deep breath, this is forcing me to use a trick.
I took out the colonel¡¯s ID card, shook it, and shouted: ¡°Did you see it? This is an acute transient mental illness certificate. It¡¯s your uncle¡¯s fault.¡±
No one around me could see clearly what my ID was, but when they heard that it was acute transient mental illness, their expressions changed and they all took a step back.
The red-haired young man also looked scared.
"Pretend, keep pretending, let's see if your minor protection law is stronger or my acute transient psychosis is stronger." I scolded.
This time I really frightened this guy and he didn¡¯t dare to come forward and beat me up.
Yan Beixun seized the opportunity to show off. He rushed up and punched me in the face, knocking me down. Then he turned around and said, "You guys leave quickly, I will take this guy to the police station immediately."
¡°Uncle, I¡¯m sorry to bother you.¡±
The red-haired man showed gratitude, then grabbed a few other people and ran away quickly.
Yan Beixun grabbed my hand and led me into a dark alley as everyone looked at me as if they were martyrs.
After entering the alley, he let go of my hand.
"Brother Xiu, brother Xiu, does it hurt? What are you eating for dinner?" Yan Beixun walked in and said with a smile.
"Bah, what the hell, can you stop being so shameless?" I couldn't help but curse: "If I hadn't come up with the mental illness trick in my haste, I guess you should have sent me to the hospital by now."
[ps: Everyone has guessed the identity of the old beggar. Tomorrow I will reveal an important tip on the WeChat public platform, so that everyone can guess who the old beggar is. Xiaojiu¡¯s WeChat public platform: wujiu1995] (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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