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The CEO and his wife are crazy about each other, but when they get along, do they really have no friction and poke each other hard?
Oh, friction doesn¡¯t mean rubbing on the ground, poking means poking the other person¡¯s heart.
Shang, who has received an elite education, is a perfectionist. He is rigorous, punctual, and meticulous, and wants to achieve perfection in everything. This is completely different in character from the optimist who is unruly, informal, free and unrestrained
Friction is bound to happen, and couples will get into trouble if they don't handle it well.
For example: Shen Lang kept buying "junk things" for a while. How could Mr. Shang, who spent the first half of his life with a "perfect animal" persona, tolerate this?
I remember the year when the two of them first got together, the child sent him a WeChat message asking him to plant a tree. It was the kind of dazzling shopping website, and Sanlang went to buy something casually when he had nothing to do.
The decorative display cabinet in the master bedroom was a bit empty. There were no decorations, but the good things were there without taking care of them. So Sanlang put an "elephant" into the shopping cart in a playful way.
Just when he was about to pay, Shang Yuxian stopped him in time: "Elephant? What's the point?"
Shenlang: "Jade."
Shang Yuxian: "???"
"very long."
"Um?"
"Very useful."
"What are the uses of decorations"
"Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long?"
Shang Yuxian: ""
Mr. Shang's face was confused. After a while, his face suddenly changed slightly. He turned red and white for a while. He didn't know whether the redness was from shame or anger. In short, the hand that stopped the young man from paying was soft. Drooped.
Not long after, a Xiuyu elephant was mailed to my home from the online store.
When I opened the package, I saw that the two long tusks were all broken during the express delivery.
Shang Yuxian believes that the most beautiful thing about this jade sculpture is its domineering ivory.
broken.
Only a bare nose is left
Shang Yuxian: "!!!"
Let¡¯s not mention the street stall goods, and they are shabby.
How can Mr. Shang endure this?
?I immediately called the seller, and the merchant explained the situation angrily. He was afraid of violating the legal provisions. The store was frightened and expressed his willingness to refund the full amount.
However, Shenlang was not angry at all. He signed and accepted with a smile: "Just think of it as a female elephant."
Shang Yuxian: ""
The elephant was placed on the display cabinet, and the business manager seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder. He couldn't help but notice it. The more he looked at it, the more angry he became. So he spent the whole night struggling with the question of "should I return it or not?"
Shenlang hugged him, covered him, bit his lips, and said with a smile: "Baby, it's only a few dollars, why are you so angry? I told you it was a female elephant."
Of course it¡¯s not about money. Let a perfectionist face a defective product all day long?
Shang Yuxian left his arms, turned over, and faced him with the back of his head: "Who told you this was a female elephant? Both male and female African elephants have big tusks. Only Asian elephants have big tusks on male elephants but not on female elephants. .¡±
Shenlang nodded: "Yes, it is an Asian female elephant."
"Stop making excuses. If it's broken, it's broken. Last time, on a whim, you made the small table yourself. The legs are longer and the legs are shorter. The difference is five centimeters." Shang Yuxian stretched out his arm from the quilt and gestured with 5cm. distance.
Shen Lang was still smiling: "It can be used as a laptop table. Don't the ones sold in the market all have slopes? We only have one lazy table at home, and there will be two in the future."
Shang Yuxian: ""
It is impossible for two people who came together in the middle of life to live under the same roof without any conflict at all.
Because an elephant caused an unknown anger, when he saw the children's shortcomings of "muddle along" and "sloppy", Mr. Shang expressed that he was very angry and helpless, and he no longer had any interest in having sex.
The next two days passed.
Sanlang bought two more barrels of diatom mud, which is used for painting walls, similar to paint.
It was the goblins from the General Secretariat who begged him for a group purchase. Six people were needed to form a group. Shenlang thought that the wallpaper on one wall of the stairway at home was dirty and could be changed to a different color, so he readily agreed to join the group. .
Shang Yuxian didn¡¯t care about this at first, until Shenlang brushed the diatom mud on it.
Shang Yuxian was stunned: "Isn't the one you bought in the group white?"
Wearing a hat made of folded newspapers, Shenlangbsp; In those beautiful eyes, Shang Yuxian certainly knew that he was not a perfect person, but his lover cherished him at the top of his heart, and he loved himself crazily.
At this time, Shang Yuxian looked at the two bottles of flower bed soil on the cabinet.
The bottle that I had filled to the brim was still a bottle of black soil; while the bottle that Shenlang had filled was half full, and I don¡¯t know when, a small green sprout sprouted next to the small stone in the bottle.
Because it is not perfect, there is room for improvement.
Realizing that even I, a perfectionist, will inevitably grow old and riddled with holes in the future, why should I demand perfection in everything?
I will fall in love with you without hesitation.
It is the most perfect thing I have done in my life.
This is enough.
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