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Qiao Xinshu discovered that since there was an extra Ibaraki in the apartment, she had become an all-purpose Tinker Bell.
First, her ability to clean up messes skyrocketed; second, her brain, which had been rusty for many years, regained her IQ; third, she lit up her ability to tell lies with her eyes open; then, her slow motor nerves were effectively exercised; and finally, her slow motor nerves were effectively exercised. , she received a new world achievement title - "Big Boss" personal nanny No. 001.
It¡¯s really sad to see it and shed tears when you hear it==
The tragedy in the kitchen has been caused, and the only thing she can do is to help the murderer destroy the body after the incident, and then use the core values ??of "prosperity, strength, democracy and harmony" as a pen to open a path of socialist construction in Ibaraki's muscular brain. New roads.
Strive to transform Ibaraki into a new generation of four-minded youth, lay a solid foundation for the future development of Dajiangshan, and throw the civilized fire of Marxism-Leninism into the bloody and violent demon world.
As for how the monsters in the world will view the socialist successor Ibaraki Doji in the future, the development of this kind of anal prolapse has nothing to do with her? !
Qiao Xinshu dragged her bleeding body and tidied the kitchen diligently, holding back her nausea and fear to deal with the dirt on the floor, but she was really powerless to deal with the bloody snake head next to the soap dish.
She is afraid of snakes.
The fear is strange and strange, just like Mr. Ye loves dragons. She admired the snake's perfect curves and elegant figure, but she was so scared that she didn't even have the courage to get close to it.
The snake head next to the soap dish must not be thrown into the trash can and disposed of like ordinary garbage.
It will still have a neurological response to attack in the short period of time after it is separated from the body. If it is discarded at will, what if an unlucky scavenger accidentally gets bitten by it?
She would rather let the snake's head rot in her own home than do such a heartless thing. There is still a lot of venom left in the cobra's head. If there is an accident, a human life will be taken away.
However, it turned out that all her worries were out of the question when there was a big monster in the house who was not afraid of meat and vegetables.
Ibaraki saw her fear of snakes, so he simply pulled out a finger and pierced the snake's head with his sharp nails: "It's dead, are you still afraid?"
Qiao Xinshu: Boss, you are more cruel than a snake==
As he spoke, he stuck the snake head in, put it into his mouth, and chewed it: "It's much crispier than the snakes in the demon world, and it tastes good."
Qiao Xinshu:
You eat everything, are you the Beiye of the demon world==
Seeing that Qiao Xinshu really rejected these delicacies and criticized his methods, Ibaraki was quite depressed.
When he came out of the kitchen again, he began to sweep away the food on the table, while scorning the stupidity of human beings: "I put so many prey together, and I just took them. Is there anything wrong? To me, that's it." It¡¯s just food.¡±
"But for humans, they are all protected animals by the country, boss" Qiao Xinshu said weakly, "Hunting and killing at will will be punished. I really don't want to go to jail, so please show your respect!"
Ibaraki finished chewing the last piece of meat, propped his head and stared at Qiao Xinshu's busy back, and responded: "It's really troublesome Okay, I will compensate them."
Hearing the word "compensation", Qiao Xinshu couldn't help but shudder, always feeling that if it fell into Ibaraki's hands, it might become a different nature.
She couldn¡¯t help but ask: ¡°How do you plan to compensate?¡±
Ibaraki replied: "Whatever I have, I will naturally compensate for it."
Qiao Xinshu thought of Ibaraki¡¯s countless banknotes, and the guilt in her heart eased a little. But she still suggested: "How about another apology letter"
Speaking of which, she felt it was inappropriate. Ibaraki, does he know how to write an apology letter?
No, no, no, that¡¯s not the point! The point is¡ª¡ª
"Rare animals were stolen, and the park also called the police. No matter how you looked at it, it would not be a good thing. Naturally, she couldn't be stupid and ask the big monster to surrender. That was what a fool would do.
¡°But if you hand over a large amount of money and a letter of apology to the park in an open and unobtrusive manner, it seems like there is a sense of provocation. It seemed like a slap in the face to the zoo, and he was still shouting from the side¡ª¡ª
¡°Tsk, your zoo¡¯s security system is useless. I successfully stole the animals and successfully returned the compensation. You can¡¯t even catch my shadow. It¡¯s ridiculous.¡±After finding the specifications that the boss wanted, Ibaraki rolled up these "miscellaneous fish" with a wave of his long sleeves and flew back in the direction from where he came.
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The next morning, the director of the zoo took stock of the losses and hurriedly accompanied a group of police officers into the zoo to collect evidence.
"Seven canaries, a golden monkey, a Bengal cobra and a sika deer were lost." The director wiped away the non-existent tears and said sadly, "Comrade police, you must catch this thief. You blatantly stole this, and we are all embarrassed!"
Several police officers collected evidence again and comforted the principal who suffered heavy losses. They turned several corners and came to the "Snake House". When the director saw the old place, he was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe: "We raised that Bengal cobra very well!"
"From the initial height of 1.5 meters to 2.4 meters, the breeders have become emotional after feeding it. We also specially changed it to a ten-square-meter activity space. There are tree branches, small stones and streams in it. It is taken every day. Hey little white rabbit, you really spent a lot of energy and money!"
"But! It's just gone!"
The director brought the person to the cobra's den, and was about to scold the thief again, but when his eyes glanced at the snake's den, he lost his words!
Not only the principal, but also the police officers who followed were in a state of confusion.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? What the hell is this? ! Is Anaconda a real-life version? !
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? There is a huge white python with an attractive luster, and every scale seems to be shining, stuffed into the snake nest. It was too huge, with a snake body as thick as a telephone pole. It was squeezed into a small house and could not rebel. It was extremely wronged.
It seemed to sense that someone was approaching. It raised its huge snake head slightly and sensed it for a while. Then it spit out the forked snake letter and licked the glass window. The snake's body tilted, its scales flashed in dazzling arcs, and it rubbed and squeezed against the window. , making a soft "rustling" sound.
There was only a soft "click" sound, and the glass cracked a gap.
The white python immediately stopped moving and became cautious. It has no intention of attacking, but it can't stand up to humans who are too timid. If they are frightened to death, thenwill the adult crush it to death?
It shrank slightly in fear, its head as big as a dustpan rubbed against the cover, and its dark eyes seemed to reveal some human emotions.
Hi! Twolegs! Hello~~You look very fat and delicious~~Can I be your friend o(n_n)o
"Dancing grass! Monster -"
The director screamed and fainted completely==
White Python: Hey, the way the Twolegs roll is so cute o(n_n)o