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¡°These days, we are not afraid of hooligans being educated, but we are afraid of hooligans being stupid and sweet. You act like a hooligan with a face full of ignorance. Should you be angry or laugh? !
Boss! Hemorrhoids are not something you want to cut, you can cut them if you want; skirts are not something you want to lift, you can lift them if you want!
Daitengu: The mountain is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want!
Kagura: Ha.
Like a perverted maniac in an American version of a bloody movie, Ibaraki lifted up Qiao Xinshu¡¯s skirt with a fruit knife. The next second, with the woman's angry roar, a long leg suddenly bent up, pushing up the kneecap, and struck at Ibaraki's crotch with lightning speed!
A strong sense of crisis arose, and the male's self-defense instinct took over immediately. Ibaraki decisively let go of the fruit knife, and wrapped his big palm around the opponent's knees! It's true that he is a big monster, but the big monster is not made of iron and steel. If she kicks him, he might howl.==
Although the crisis has been resolved, Ibaraki's eyes narrowed, giving off an aura of aggression. He slowly leaned down and stared at Qiao Xinshu, smiling slightly ferociously.
"A rude woman actually kicked her!"
He still clearly remembered that there was an unlucky man who was kicked out by her, but that bastard deserved it, and it was normal for him to be kicked out. But using the same moves on him would inevitably make people unbearably annoyed.
"I kindly helped you cut a hemorrhoid, and you're going to repay me with this?" Ibaraki said in a conspiratorial tone, "You heartless woman! I'm not good enough to you? You actually kicked me !¡±
"I don't have hemorrhoids, you are a bitch!" Qiao Xinshu yelled, her face turned into a tomato, "What kind of TV show did you watch? Do you know what hemorrhoids look like? Do you know where hemorrhoids grow?"
"You came to lift my skirt without even understanding the situation. If I didn't kick you, who would I kick?"
"How can you bleed if you don't have hemorrhoids?" Ibaraki said righteously, with an expression that said, "I've watched a lot of TV shows, don't even bother me." "Tsk, the smell of blood is getting stronger Hemorrhoids, no. Is it just growing on the flesh? It is said that it looks like a tumor and can be cut off."
"It is said that it looks like a tumor" Qiao Xinshu felt sad for a moment, and her eyes radiated a "kill me" light wave, "I think your brain looks like a tumor, just cut it off!"
"Don't try to provoke me with words, I won't be fooled." Boss Ibaraki said firmly, "Aren't you just afraid of pain? That's why you come up with so many excuses. Don't worry, it only hurts a little bit. I, Ibaraki Doji, will take action. Make sure the wound will be smooth! Also, I will use my demon power to help you stop bleeding!"
With that said, the boss picked up the fruit knife again.
I might die if you stab me with this knife! The wound is so smooth, I suspect your cerebral cortex is very flat!
Qiao Xinshu trembled all over and felt that there was blood flowing down her lower body. There was no need to think about it. Most of the time, these underwear and skirt could not be washed clean.
"I said you" She trembled with anger, "You have been pretending to be a woman for so many years, don't you know that women bleed every month?"
Ibaraki paused, then recalled it carefully: "Every month? Woman?"
"Isn't it possible?" The boss retorted with his eyes wide open, "A woman is so weak and she bleeds every monththen she will die?"
"Wait a minute, don't make excuses!" Ibaraki came to his senses and said in a ferocious manner, "There are so many samurai and geishas in the market, it's normal to have a bit of blood smell. Okay, don't play tricks! I'll cut it for you, don't talk nonsense."
The big monster's nose is so sensitive. The smell of blood in the street is so strong that he must have been unable to bear it and left. How could he pay attention to whether those women were bleeding? Or, was it the woman who was bleeding?
Only after getting along with Qiao Xinshu for a long time can you rarely "give" a little kindness from the big monster and care about the health of the weak. As a result, Qiao Xinshu didn't appreciate it.
Ibaraki couldn¡¯t help but feel a little annoyed.
"Ibaraki-douji!" Qiao Xinshu was really helpless, "Can I find you a junior high school student to popularize physiological knowledge? After reading it, you will know that I am not telling lies."
"Physiological knowledge popularization?" Ibaraki muttered, looking a little confused: "What is that?"
"It's a good lesson to teach children not to take off people's pants casually. I think you need to learn it." Qiao Xinshu said with dead eyes, "Also, let me go! If you press me on the sofa again, it will bleed like a river. Already"
The hem of her skirt was so sticky that she urgently wanted to clean herself up instead of arguing with Ibaraki on the sofa.
Ibaraki looked a little shaken, thinking that Qiao Xinshu couldn't run away even if he was bleeding, so it would be better to see what she recommended. If she lies, catch her??Go buy it! Can't buy it! Just don't come back! "
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Don¡¯t mess with women who are on their menstrual period The big monster wants to ==
Fifteen minutes later, the human man transformed by Ibaraki stood in front of the shelves of a large supermarket with a slumped face, looking at a series of daily use, night use, dry mesh noodles, cotton mesh noodles, night use extended version, etc. spread out in front of him. Limited special edition Hygiene Sutra, falling into a strange kind of trypophobia.
He has been accustomed to traveling disguised as a human man these days, so when he was pushed out by Qiao Xinshu, he also turned into a man in a hurry. But now, he regrets it, so much!
He should come out as a woman!
In this large supermarket where people come and go, in this restricted area for women¡¯s daily necessities, all the young ladies, young wives, square dancing aunts, eighty-year-old Tai Chi old ladies, all stared at him with strange eyes like grass carps! Just because he is the only man in this area!
He originally wanted to grab a pack of hygiene manuals and run away, but now this situation
¡°Oh my God, there is actually a man!¡±
"Isn't he a pervert?"
"Maybe I bought it for my girlfriend?"
"But I saw that he stood there for ten minutes without moving If you have a girlfriend, shouldn't you know this very well?"
"Could it be that you're just curious?"
"No way, you see we are all watching him, if he is curious, he should be curious enough! He hasn't left for so long, my God, he can't really be a pervert, right?"
"Mom, there is a pervert here!"
"Children, don't talk nonsense"
The surroundings were so noisy that even with a translator on, I couldn¡¯t hear what they were saying. But looking at their expressions, it seems, seems, probably not a good thing==
"Hey young man" In Ibaraki's field of vision, a middle-aged woman about the same age as Qiao's mother was slowly approaching him, "What do you want to buy? For your girlfriend? Or for your wife? We still have some here mother¡¡"
He felt a shiver in his heart and was horrified. His body's instincts were faster than his brain's. He simply grabbed the nearest pack of sanitary napkins and strode towards the checkout counter.
"Hey, it turns out"
¡°Men are inevitably careless and don¡¯t know which brand is good, but being able to buy it shows that you are a family man!¡±
After paying the bill, the hustle and bustle was left behind. Ibaraki breathed a long sigh of relief and ran towards the apartment. He felt that this was simply more tiring than finding an equal opponent in the world.
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Qiao Xinshu squatted on the toilet, her face pale. After hearing the sound of the apartment window being opened, his eyes lit up instantly. She shouted almost impatiently: "Did you buy it back?"
"Um."
The apartment is not big to begin with. In summer, high temperature molecules are active, and the smell of blood in the room is much stronger. If he hadn't known what was going on with Qiao Xinshu, Ibaraki would have thought she had been killed.
He walked into the bedroom with the hygiene manual in hand, and saw the bathroom door opened a crack, and a slender white hand stretched out and grabbed it randomly in the air a few times.
"Give it to me and put it in my hand."
Ibaraki followed the instructions and placed the Hygiene Sutra within reach of her hand.
The hand fumbled for a while, then grabbed the bag of the Hygiene Sutra and dragged it inside.
"Why is it a little heavy?"
He heard her murmur.
It¡¯s over nowIbaraki, who was at a loss, quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
However¡ª¡ª
Qiao Xinshu on the toilet, holding the infant diaper in her hand, fell into a long silence==
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