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How to teach Ibaraki Doji to use the claw machine proficiently is a technical task. After all, from the Heian Kyo period to the 21st century, there are countless Mariana Trench between Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki Doji.
The most important thing is that Ibaraki Doji suddenly came to the world, and fortunately he came to China by chance So, as a gangster with no diploma, no household registration, and no ID card, how can he survive in China where "it is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China"? Survival is the primary issue Ibaraki Doji needs to face!
Nowadays, more and more young people believe in science and worship the power of science and technology, which has caused a deep panic in the traditional dance industry, and also caused a market impact on the professional and scary monster industry. Where should the great monster that has been passed down for thousands of years go? What kind of unknown secret is behind all this?
Welcome to today¡¯s ¡°Exploration and Discovery¡±, I am the host Qiao Xinshu! This program
Ah bah - bah bah bah!
Taking the brain hole in the hard work, Qiao Xinshu's inner theater has become a dog. Since Ibaraki did not have an ID card, Qiao Xinshu could only choose and activate the "Newton Apple" number. She diligently went to the National Bank to apply for a credit card, exclusively for the use of Ibaraki.
By the time everything was arranged, Qiao Xinshu had gone from being a loyal dog to a dead dog. She drank a bottle of water in one gulp, finished a pineapple bun in two or three mouthfuls, and rolled up her sleeves to teach the boss the correct way to use the claw machine.
Her movements were extremely rude, not at all what a girl should look like, but her "majestic posture" of draining a bottle of water in one breath was quite a bit graceful as a drunkard, which made Ibaraki look slightly sideways.
"Nuo, this¡ª¡ª" Qiao Xinshu turned on the translator and took out a pen and paper to write and draw on the coffee table, "It's a 'mobile phone', mobile phone¡ª¡ª"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Deliberately lengthened the tone and emphasized it, which really caught the boss¡¯s attention. Ibaraki stared at the two delicate handwriting on the white paper, and was very surprised - this woman can actually read? !
In his impression, no matter when and where, the "women" group has always been in a dominated position among humans. Even though they shoulder the heavy responsibility of raising an entire race, human men do not give them much respect.
What's more, human men deprive them of all kinds of freedoms and rights, and use them as reproductive tools to keep them in the back house. Apart from giving birth to and raising children, they cannot take a step out of the prison. Let alone being able to read and write, it is even impossible to drink water rudely.
The reason why there were so many monsters during the Heian Kyo period, many of which were powerful monsters, such as Guhuo Bird, Luo Xinwu, etc., is all due to the huge resentment of human women. But even though they know the root cause, human men are still unwilling to change the status quo. Instead, they suppress human women even more, so that the vicious cycle continues for hundreds of years.
This is also the reason why monsters look down on humans.
¡°Half of the prosperity of a race is due to the existence of strong and tough females. Every monster race that lives in groups respects the female very much. The female raises the offspring to strengthen the race, and the male devotes all his energy to protecting the female and the offspring. This is a symbiotic relationship.
The more powerful a female is, the more powerful she will be able to give birth to. Not only does the male not hinder the female's development, he even takes pleasure in the birth of a strong female. But when it comes to humans, females have only one function¡ªreproduction.
It¡¯s really ridiculous.
They are weak and incompetent and only cry when they are in trouble. They are being played with and don't know how to resist, and some even cannot protect their own children. Therefore, when he found out that Shuten Doji fell in love with a human woman, he was extremely angry!
But now, in this completely unfamiliar place, facing Qiao Xinshu, a new century woman, Ibaraki Doji's inherent impression of human women is gradually breaking through. She was alive and vivid, fundamentally different from the "dead things" he had seen.
It wouldn¡¯t be a surprise if Jiutun fell in love with such a woman After all, there are few literate women, so they can still manage the accounts when they are brought back to the country! ah! As expected of his best friend, he has always been so prescient!
Shuten Doji: If I had the foresight, I swear to stay away from you==
"Mobile phone" Unknowingly, Qiao Xinshu felt that the way Mr. Ibaraki stared at her was a little scary. She shrank her head and lowered her voice. She was so frightened that there was no limit.
Unexpectedly, instead of embarrassing her, Ibaraki even opened his thin lips as if giving charity: "Mobile phone."
Not only was the pronunciation standard, but it was also extremely low and magnetic. Qiao Xinshu felt a tingling current pass through her ears. Her back straightened subconsciously and her eyes widened.
Boss, is it really okay for you to be so cool? Still?Have you really not learned this word in advance? You are so stupid. Is it really possible to learn such a standard after reading it twice?
Ibaraki smiled respectfully, but he still underestimated the breadth and depth of the Chinese language system, so that¡ª¡ª
¡°Remember me¡ªsoftware!¡±
"Egg pieces."
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Qiao felt relieved, and the tip of the pen slid down an ugly mark: "Soft! Soft! Soft!"
"Egg piece, egg egg egg."
Qiao Xinshu suddenly lost her temper. Well, she took back her preamble. The boss is a master who doesn¡¯t distinguish between n and l.==
Taking out a box of milk from the food bag, Qiao Xinshu said in a serious tone: "Milk."
Ibaraki: "The wandering man is short."
Qiao Xinshu:
"Well, the road is long and long, and I will search up and down."
Learning a language is not something that can be done in a day. In the end, Qiao Xinshu relied on a translator to teach Ibaraki how to download apps from the "Eggware Mall". During this period, the boss was like a child who got a new toy, with great interest in his eyes. He was holding the newly released translator and clicking left and right, having a great time.
"Human beings can actually create such magical things." Ibaraki said with emotion, "It seems like it's not useless."
Qiao Xinshu: Thank you for your compliment, but I am not happy ==
After confirming that Ibaraki was proficient in using the translator, Qiao Xinshu began to teach Ibaraki how to make calls, and repeatedly emphasized that "110", "120", and "119" should not be dialed at will.
Qiao Xinshu: "This one with two sticks and one egg must not be dialed."
Ibaraki: "Why?"
Qiao Xinshu: "I'm afraid you will be wanted across the country as soon as they come."
Ibaraki: "Heh what about the other one?"
Qiao Xinshu: "You must learn to dial two sticks and a duck."
Ibaraki: "Why is this?"
Qiao Xinshu: "I'm afraid that the person who provokes you will be beaten to death by you."
Ibaraki:
Qiao Xinshu: "Two sticks and a grass ball can only be dialed when there is a fire."
"Stupid woman." Ibaraki scorned, "Why should I use a crude and crude method like setting fire to solve the problem?"
"Boss Ibaraki" Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath and continued, "I'm afraid you'll blow up the kitchen while I'm at work."
Ibaraki stopped talking. Just when Qiao Xinshu thought he understood the meaning of his words, the boss held it in for a long time and finally said: "What is 'kitchen'? What is 'work'?"
Faced with the boss¡¯s poor vocabulary, of course I choose to forgive him ==
Qiao Xinshu: I can no longer talk happily ©µ(£þ§¥ £þ)©±
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