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Mr. Ibaraki closed his "cherry mouth" tightly, and the sharp ghost teeth inside crushed the hot dog into crumbs. The fragrant taste slid all the way down the tongue into the esophagus, and then was sent from the esophagus into the stomach bag like a bottomless pit. The boss expressionlessly licked the ketchup on his fingertips, looked past the "killed" fat men, and showed a contemptuous smile.
¡°Hahahuman beings are so useless! Even the food is not as good as a monster!
The boss¡¯s snowy neck is high, like a graceful swan, showing his charm in all directions without blind spots. For a moment, there were gasps from the audience, the sound of the shutter almost drowned out the voices of the people, the flashes kept clicking, and even an innocent boy lost his glasses in shock
Qiao Xinshu: Compared with Ibaraki, a real man, I seem to be a fake woman==
It seems that the so-called "same-sex repels each other and opposite-sex attracts each other" these days are all false! Haven't you seen that all the men's eyes are attracted to another man now? ! And as a woman, she has been idle for 26 years without anyone pursuing her. Is it really because of her gender? !
Damn it! Such an unreasonable world should be destroyed after all (¡¨£¾Van£¼)!
In an instant, Qiao Xinshu¡¯s long-lost secondary soul ignited, and a hellish picture of him driving EVA Unit 1 into rampage mode and launching the first impact in the 21st century popped up in his mind - stupid human beings! Accept the wrath from the singles!
Clenching her fists, just when Qiao Xinshu couldn't control her resentment and was about to convulse, Ibaraki's cold eyes suddenly fell on her¡ª¡ª
In an instant, when she met those black eyes like paint, Qiao Xinshu suddenly woke up as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on her head; more like a punctured rubber ball, she woke up from her daydream. , she was left with a lot of embarrassment.
Umwhat was she thinking just now? Eva unit 1? Rampage? Destroy the world?
No! This is not her! Her second period has long passed, so there is no way she could pronounce such shameful lines!
With all the [Pretend Amnesia] skills turned on, Qiao Xinshu returned to her previous dignified mature look, looking back at Ibaraki with a smile and applauding along with the audience around her.
Ibaraki narrowed his eyes dangerously, and looked down at Qiao Xinshu from a few steps away from the stage. For some reason, he always felt that she was not as "gentle and generous" as she appeared.
Like flowers blooming in the devil world, they look ordinary, but in fact they are buried under the soil with more twists and turns than anyone else. They are known to disguise themselves as harmless, then spread out their roots to wrap up lone prey.
It¡¯s just that, as a human, Qiao Xinshu is naturally not as ferocious as the flowers in the demon world. But he was a little curious, what was this woman thinking about when she was distracted from time to time?
Her eyes, expressions, and movements will all reflect her thoughts, and no matter how well she hides them, she can't hide them from Ibaraki's eyes. After all, he is a great demon who has lived for an unknown number of years. If he cannot even see these things, then his experience will be in vain.
After thinking about some interesting inventory in his subspace, Ibaraki showed his white teeth and smiled sinisterly at Qiao Xinshu.
Qiao Xinshu immediately checked herself three times to see if she had offended Ibaraki in any way!
But she feeds him, drinks and lives for him, speaks cautiously like a turtle grandson, works diligently and flatters like a dog leg, and is as loyal as a eunuch's stool. How did she offend the boss? ! Could it be is it because the boss thinks sportswear is not beautiful? !
Qiao Xinshu: I don¡¯t understand the world of women¡¯s clothing control ==
Ibaraki Doji was silent. He clearly noticed that Qiao Xinshu was distracted again. My fingers are a little itchy, and I really want to give her a chestnut to wake her up!
However, the turbulent undercurrent between the two people could not affect the enthusiastic audience and the sad organizer. When the host put on a suitable smile and came to Ibaraki's side, he said cordially: "Let us congratulate this winning lady with warm applause!"
There was thunderous applause, and the number of fans in various live broadcast rooms increased again.
The host half-bent down and extended his hand towards the front of the stage in a gentlemanly manner. In Qiao Xinshu's worried eyes, Ibaraki saw that humans had "respect" for his identity as the Ghost King, and then he gave everyone a arrogant look and said: Shi Ran stood up from his seat.
"Fuck, fuck! That's the look in your eyes! Mom, I'm so scared! My Majesty the Queen, I'm willing to die for you!"
"Oh my god, that look in my eyes just now! Arrogant and noble, the highest example of a royal sister! I really want to give her a whip to teach me!"
"Heybrother upstairs, have you exposed something? ¦²( ¡ã ¡÷¡ã|||)¦õ"
"Hong Kong Zhen! That look in his eyes is so stunning, it's just amazing! That moment just now, I felt as good as if I had been struck by lightning!"
"I said the guy upstairs, it felt so good to be struck by lightning?! You're not a fool, are you?"
Not to mention the explosive growth of comments in the live broadcast room, the host was also a little nervous when facing the women's clothing boss. The game was coming to an end, and he needed to round things off and make another stunt before awarding the prize.
"Excuse me, this beautiful lady, what should we call you? I can't believe that you have such a tall and beautiful figure that you can hold two hundred hot dogs, hahaha!"
The host tried hard to liven up the atmosphere, but Mr. Ibaraki couldn¡¯t understand ==
Seeing the pitch-black microphone being brought to his mouth by the host, Ibaraki subconsciously opened his mouth and bit into the microphone with a "click" sound A burst of cracking sound came clearly through the speaker, reaching Qiao Xinshuer who covered her face and couldn't bear to watch anymore. , reaching the ears of every audience who is looking forward to the goddess's voice, and reaching the ears of every netizen who is watching the live broadcast and reading comments
The scene suddenly fell into a mysterious silence
The petrified audience all looked at the stage with their mouths open, and saw the aloof fairy on the stage spitting out the crumbs of the microphone and muttering: "It tastes terrible!"
Although the goddess has a disgusted expression on her face, she is still so beautiful(¦ê)
Qiao Xinshu: Hello! You guys! Is this the point? He chewed the microphone!
The host¡¯s smile could hardly stand anymore: ¡°Hahahaare you showing everyone a good set of teeth, madam? It¡¯s amazing! Our teeth can actually chew up the microphone, hahaha!¡±
Everyone: If you don¡¯t want to laugh, then don¡¯t laugh
Qiao Xinshu: I suddenly sympathize with the host==
Ibaraki was a little impatient. He looked at the stack of rmb molds on the billboard and said coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, humans. Since I won, you are willing to admit defeat. While I still have patience, take the pile of paper Give me."
As soon as the words were said, everyone suddenly realized that this fairy was actually from abroad! Oh my god! There is a wild subtitler on the sceneoh no, is there a wild translator? I really want to know what the goddess is talking about?
Qiao Xinshu: So when you are so beautiful, you selectively ignore that poor microphone==
Microphone: I smell like your saliva~~ It¡¯s the pathetic thing you left~~
The host couldn¡¯t keep his smile anymore. He cast an almost distressed look at the logistics department asking for help. Unexpectedly, the logistics staff looked back at him helplessly, saying that they could not find a translator.
If it¡¯s English, he can still handle it, but it¡¯s obvious that the lady in front of him doesn¡¯t know English. Otherwise, she wouldn¡¯t speak her hometown dialect as soon as she opens her mouth, right? !
never mind! Let yourself go!
The host showed a bewildered smile and planned to break the pot: "I really didn't expect that this lady is actually an Asian from Malaysia. She came to China to find her roots. At the same time, she is also a food lover! When she saw it, she came to China to find her roots. I came to participate when there was a competition, what a chance meeting!"
In the live broadcast room¡ª¡ª
"The host is so awesome! He can actually understand foreign languages!"
"Malaysia? The language of Malaysia shouldn't be like this, right? Is there any expert in small languages ????who can support it?"
"My host is awesome! 666!"
Qiao Xinshu stared blankly with dead eyes: I don¡¯t study well, so don¡¯t bother me==
She found that the host¡¯s mouth was really powerful. If she hadn¡¯t known that he was Ibaraki Doji, she would have almost believed it!