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" Beating Tang Yin was no joke, Zhu Houzhao's eyes were already spitting fire. If Liu Liangnu had not been present to maintain her image and should not show her rough and wild side, Tang Yin would have been covered in blood by now.
Qin Kan couldn't laugh or cry. He didn't mind how Zhu Houzhao and Tang Yin competed for girls. It had nothing to do with him anyway. He already had two wives at home and had no plans to add another house for the time being. What left him speechless was Tang Yin's method of picking up girls.
Talent is an intangible asset. "Intangible" means that it cannot be seen or touched but can be felt. Unexpectedly, Tang Yin turned intangible assets into tangible assets and showed off this collection of poems in front of his beloved girl. To be honest, this kind of Qin Kan abandoned the method of waiting for others and deeply despised him when he became an adult.
Zhu Houzhao's face was livid, his teeth were clenching, and his eyes were blazing angrily as he stared at Tang Yin who was high up on the slope.
"Your Majesty, if you really like Liu Liangnu, you might as well declare her into the palace with an imperial edict" Qin Kan sighed.
"No! I will fight for my woman on my own merits. What does it mean to have power over others? Aren't there enough women like this in my harem? The woman I want can only like me as a person, not me. The dragon robe on my body, if she falls in love with me, I will never leave her, even if I give her my country!" Zhu Houzhao blushed and roared.
Qin Kan sighed, Xiaohunjun was talking nonsense again. It is understandable that men are always a little stupid when they first fall in love. It is precisely because of young blood, reckless impulse and pure and beautiful feelings that the world becomes less annoying.
I have to say that although Tang Yin's method is old-fashioned, it is very effective. Tang Yin is indeed a romantic talent and is well versed in women's psychology. This look of an aloof talent with his hands behind his back facing the wind may be looked down upon by ladies, and it is unavoidable that it seems artificial. , but there is still a huge market in the field of Xiaojiabiyu.
Liu Liangnu seems to be somewhat interested in this uncle. Of course, it seems that the person who is most interested in him is not him, but "if life is just like the first meeting."
This is also very reasonable. After all, this collection of poems was originally sold for more than two thousand taels of silver, and Tang Yinif he discounted himself for two thousand taels and sent it to the pawn shop, which shopkeeper would be willing to accept it?
High on the slope, Liu Liangnv seemed to have relaxed her guard against Tang Yin, sitting on the grass a few feet away. Perhaps at this moment, she felt that someone who could write such elegant and sad sentences as if life were just like the first time we met must not be a bad person.
This small action made Tang Yin and Zhu Houzhao very excited, but their emotions were completely opposite. Tang Yin was ecstatic, while Zhu Houzhao in the dark of the depression was trembling with anger.
"The little girl knows a few words and doesn't know much about Tang Xianggong's name. However, the little girl has followed her father all over the world since she was a child. This song 'If life is only like the first time we met' has been sung by many people, and the little girl also I really like this poem, and today I found out that it was originally written by Tang Xianggong. I really can¡¯t see Mount Tai"
Tang Yin was so excited that he was shaking all over, but he pretended to be calm and indifferent. The hand stroking his short beard trembled slightly, and it was obvious that he was extremely happy in his heart.
Qin Kan dared to bet five taels of silver, betting that this guy must be thanking his eighteenth generation ancestors in his heart. If he appeared in front of Tang Yin at this time, there was a 70% chance that Tang Yin would accept him and worship him.
¡ª¡ªIt was a huge loss when the poetry collection was divided into four and six sections.
"Ms. Liu, do you really like this poem?" Tang Yin's eyes flashed with joy. He had never been so happy before when the collection of poems sold for more than two thousand taels of silver.
Liu Liangnv smiled sheepishly: "A poor woman is not qualified to talk about poetry and literature. She just feels that the chanting is inexplicably sad, and every word in the words seems to hurt her heart. She is not afraid of Tang Xianggong's jokes. When I first heard it When it comes to this poem, the little girl has cried two or three times in secret"
Tang Yin became even more elated when he heard this.
In the darkness of the depression, Zhu Houzhao chewed a silver tooth into pieces.
"It's just an obscene poem. Liu Liangnv doesn't even think about what a good person is who can write this poem. I don't know how many innocent women from good families have been deceived by this poem!"
Qin Kan rubbed his nose, feeling a little embarrassed.
To be precise, this poem was written by him. Now this poem has not only been used to pick up girls, but it has also caused him to be scolded, which is another loss-making thing.
"Your Majesty, it's time to show up. If you don't show up, Liu Liangnv will really be seduced. You have to trick Liu Liangnv back into the city quickly" Qin Kan sighed.
The fight between two men for women has nothing to do with him, but when it comes to pursuing women, ten Zhu Houzhao are no match for one great talent of the Tang Dynasty. Qin Kan¡¯s reminder is completely based on a humanitarian standpoint to help the weak.
Zhu Houzhao said angrily: "How can I show up? How can I explain why I appear in the apricot grove outside the city for no reason? Besides, what should I do with it?"An excuse to trick her into returning to the city? "
Qin Kan thought for a while and said hesitantly: " Just saying that her father slipped under his feet and fell into a manure pit?"
Zhu Houzhao was shocked: "You, how could you say such unfilial words!"
Qin Kan sighed: "Your Majesty, when you become someone who has experienced it, you will know how pleasing it is to see your father-in-law fall into a manure pit"
Zhu Houzhao's tender face twitched twice: "No, change it."
"The most reasonable and happiest excuse I can think of is this"
Zhu Houzhao glared at him and said: "I can't count on you anymore. I'd better adapt to the situation myself. Liu Liangnv will really be confused by this damn thief"
After saying that, Zhu Houzhao stood up, deliberately messed up his clothes, held his breath and gasped, artificially creating the appearance of traveling a thousand miles to mourn, and ran up the slope with three steps and two steps at a time.
Tang Yin is at the moment when he is proud of his love. His rich romantic experience tells him that it only takes a few words to make Liu Liangnv fall in love with him. Now is the critical moment to win the heart of Liu Liangnv.
As soon as Tang Yin was able to formulate his words, he saw a face that he least wanted to see. This face looked very angry, with a green aura coming from the inside out, just like a frog in a pond.
"Little monkey, why are you here?" Liu Liangnv looked at Zhu Houzhao in surprise.
Qin Kan, who was following Zhu Houzhao, realized that he had changed his name. The surname Zhu was too suspicious, but he couldn't understand why Liu Liangnu called him "little monkey".
Zhu Houzhao turned his head and glanced at Qin Kan, and said with a straight face: "How many times have I told you, my surname is Hou, my name is Hou Zhao, I am not called Xiaohou'er!"
Liu Liangnv was obviously very familiar with Zhu Houzhao. She opened her eyes coquettishly when she heard this: "You are the waiter and I am the shopkeeper. Do you dare to be happy to call you little monkey?"
Zhu Houzhao suddenly became dejected: "I am happy."
Qin Kan¡¯s eyes twitched.
I really want to tell this woman that the little monkey in front of her is much more advanced than the shopkeeper. The whole world belongs to him, including her. If this little monkey has unique hobbies, theoretically her father Liu Liang can do it too. is his¡¡
Seeing Zhu Houzhao compromise, Liu Liangnv wrinkled her nose unnoticeably, with a hint of naughtiness in her calm look.
"Little monkey, why did you leave the city? And you also went to the apricot forest" After all, Liu Liangnv was not very old, so she didn't think about being followed by Zhu Houzhao. She just raised her eyebrows and said, "There are so many customers in the store. Why did you run out? My father is too busy by himself."
Zhu Houzhao said hurriedly: "I just came out to look for you. I inquired along the way and found out that you came to Xinglin. Uncle Liu asked me to go back to find you. He said that you have been out with others for too long, so I'm afraid it's inappropriate"
Looking sideways at Tang Yin, Zhu Houzhao curled his lips and said: "Too many people these days wear the appearance of scholars and literati, and do all the evil things of male thieves and female prostitutes. They know people and faces but don't know their hearts. Miss Liu, go back quickly. It's too late Liu Uncle will be worried."
Tang Yin raised his brows when he criticized Sang and Huai. When he was about to get angry, he felt that it was not appropriate to lose his grace in front of a beautiful woman, so he had to endure it, forced a smile and pretended to be tolerant, "Let him do whatever he wants, and the bright moon will shine on the river." .
At this time, Liu Liangnv also felt that it was inappropriate to be with Tang Yin, a man and a woman alone. Her pretty face couldn't help but blush, and she stabbed Zhu Houzhao's forehead with a concealing finger. She bowed to Tang Yin and left quickly.
The beautiful woman went away, leaving only a faint fragrance. Tang Yin and Zhu Hou looked at Liu Liangnu's retreating back, and sighed quietly at the same time in a tacit understanding.
Then the two of them were stunned and stared at each other with hostility. After Liu Liangnu left, Zhu Houzhao no longer had any scruples, and his anger suddenly burst out.
"Bitch thief! How dare you lure the woman that I like out of the city and chant some obscene songs to her" Zhu Houzhao became more and more angry as he spoke, so he suddenly took action and punched Tang Yin in the face. go.
Tang Yin was caught off guard and was hit in the circle of his left eye, and he screamed in agony.
Zhu Houzhao's face turned red, he pointed at Tang Yin's nose and said angrily: "We are all men, let alone the young man who bullies others. I will beat you today. If you are a man, fight back. Whoever wins will automatically stay away from Miss Liu. There will be no consequences for losing or winning!"
Tang Yin covered his eyes and said angrily: "What kind of power can you, a little waiter, have! You are so rude. You dare to insult Swen. I will sue you from Shuntian Mansion Yamen!"
Zhu Houzhao laughed angrily: "I opened Shuntian Mansion, you go and sue! Stop talking nonsense, let the fight begin!"
After saying that, Zhu Houzhao stepped forward and punched Tang Yin's right eye circle again, determined to turn him into a panda.
Tang Yin was shocked and angry: "Little bastard, are you serious? How dare you bully me, a scholar, who is weak"
boom!
Zhu Houzhao hit Tang Yin squarely on the right eye socket with a punch, and Tang Yin fell on his back.
PS: Sorry for being late. I woke up in the morning and made a cup of coffee to wake me up from my drowsiness. However, after drinking the coffee, my heart beat too fast again, and I still can¡¯t feel relieved now. . .
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Tang Yin was shocked and angry: "Little bastard, are you serious? How dare you bully me, a scholar, who is weak"
boom!
Zhu Houzhao hit Tang Yin squarely on the right eye socket with a punch, and Tang Yin fell on his back.
PS: Sorry for being late. I woke up in the morning and made a cup of coffee to wake me up from my drowsiness. However, after drinking the coffee, my heart beat too fast again, and I still can¡¯t feel relieved now. . .
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: ?????????????????????????????????? . . (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com