A good food live broadcast was eventually turned into a shocking live broadcast by Lu Ziqiao.
According to online statistics, viewers who watched Lu Ziqiao¡¯s live broadcast have never eaten a pig¡¯s trotter, a chicken leg, or even a bite of cream cake in half a year.
Of course, this is a statistical result in the future.
As for now, that guy is still in close contact with the toilet in the toilet!
In Lao Li¡¯s words: ¡°Meijia, in the past three days, I have been closest to Zi Qiao on the toilet, and even you, my wife, can¡¯t compare to me.¡±
After three days of vomiting and diarrhea, Lu Ziqiao finally managed to walk out of the toilet alive.
¡°It¡¯s just that after three days of hard work, he lost a lot of weight, which is in line with the theme of his meal replacement weight loss cake.
Although, the way to lose weight is very wild.
Since eating and broadcasting is not an option, Lu Ziqiao decided to do live streaming this time.
It was also the idea of ??curry sauce, but Lao Li was also not optimistic about it.
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Hu Yifei is very depressed today.
No
It is no longer as simple as being depressed.
If it were not a society governed by the rule of law, she would have wanted to go to the top floor and kill the two workers who smashed the wall.
Those were two wall-smashing workers wearing Mario costumes, with high work efficiency and serious work attitude.
If she could understand Mandarin, Hu Yifei felt that she might be able to increase their wages for both of them.
But the problem is, they don¡¯t understand Mandarin at all, and they don¡¯t know the fucking words.
"In the 21st century, meeting such a person can only mean that her Mars is retrograde and everything will not go well for her.
Since the day the new house was renovated, she has not been happy.
They wanted to break open the small window and make it into a floor-to-ceiling window, but in the blink of an eye, the two of them sealed the only small window with bricks.
The two worked very quickly. Not only did they seal up the floor-to-ceiling windows, they also smashed out an extra door in the bathroom.
The reason is that Hu Yifei pointed her finger in the direction of the bathroom when she spoke.
As a result, Teacher Hu¡¯s house became a strange building with no windows and a two-door toilet.
If you can¡¯t communicate yourself, then you can find Zeng Xiaoxian, who is also from Fudong.
It¡¯s just a pity that Fudong has different pronunciation in Shili, which means that everyone is from Fudong and the local dialect is different.
So, Hu Yifei was completely tragic.
The house is riddled with holes and there is no way to repair it.
¡°Put Ziqiao¡¯s matter aside for now. You guys can help me think of a way to get those two people away.
If I continue like this, I will completely collapse in less than two days. "
Rubbing her temples, Hu Yifei could only ask everyone for help with a grimace.
There are many talented people in iPartment, including three top students: "Lao Li, Dali and myself."
There are two gangsters: "Meijia and Ziqiao."
There are two lawyers: "Lao Li and Zhang Wei."
There are two wealthy people: "Lao Li and Zhang Haitang."
Faced with this situation, Hu Yifei decisively decided to ask for help outside the court.
¡°Zhang Wei, haven¡¯t you been learning Cantonese recently?
For hard work, learn Fudong dialect by the way, and help Yifei solve the problem. "
Picking up the beer on the table and taking a sip, Lao Li wisely pulled hard on himself and decisively withdrew from the candidate ranks.
When doing things for Hu Yifei, it¡¯s natural to do well, but if you don¡¯t do well, she may be angry.
It¡¯s thankless, only fools do it.
Although she was only angry for a while, Lao Li still felt that it was better to stay away from this kind of trouble.
As for pulling away the force.
The little girl doesn¡¯t understand how sinister her teacher Hu is. As a boyfriend, even if he is just an intern boyfriend, Lao Li still can¡¯t bear to let her fall into the trap.
"I?" Zhang Wei pointed at himself in disbelief after hearing that Lao Li asked him to solve the problem.
"That's right.
Communication is the most basic ability of a lawyer. I believe Zhang Wei you can do it easily. "
Pointing at Zhang Wei, Li Sandao nodded seriously, trusting him in his eyes.
"Okay! Lao Li, you are right.
When it comes to legal provisions, I admit that I don¡¯t remember as much as you do.
But when it comes to communication, I won¡¯t lose to you.
"But Lao Li, you are wrong in one point. Lawyers sometimes do not need words to communicate.
By looking at my eyes, it can tell what I mean.Express it completely. "
Being recognized by the lawyer Lao Li, Zhang Wei became extremely beautiful.
¡°Sure enough, even Li Sandao must recognize my talent as a lawyer.
"However, it is too troublesome to learn Fudong dialect. It is more convenient and faster to use physical tools and eyes to communicate." "
Thinking of this, Zhang Wei opened his eyes confidently and blinked at Lao Li.
"Lao Li, do you understand what I want to express now?"
"Snapped!"
" Zhang Wei's face was slapped away with a slap. Lao Li shook his body and made a disgusting look.
He hugged Dali beside him, and Lao Li buried his head in her slender neck.
Use the fragrance on her body to dilute the disgusting look in her eyes.
"Stop it, it's so itchy!" As the new victim, Zhuge Dali was stunned by his boyfriend's actions.
But when she felt the friction between the hair on her neck and her skin, she still smiled and pushed his head away.
On the other side, Zhang Wei didn't care when Lao Li pushed him away. Instead, he turned to look at Hu Yifei with confidence.
¡°Yifei, leave your problem to me.
Tomorrow, I will help you fire those two wall-breakers. "
Looking at Zhang Wei¡¯s confident smile, Hu Yifei felt frightened for some reason.
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So¡.
"Zhang Wei, I'm going to kill you"
Early the next morning, the workers had just started work, and Zhang Wei, full of confidence, came to the top floor.
Five minutes later, another hole appeared in Teacher Hu¡¯s riddled house.
"Bang bang bang!" The door of room 3603 was slammed loudly.
When Zhuge, who had come to have breakfast with Li Sandao, opened the door vigorously, Zhang Wei felt as if he had been chased away by a dog.
He entered the door hurriedly and slammed the door shut without forgetting to lock it.
"Old Li, those two people can't read my sincere eyes at all."
The whole person was paralyzed at the door, Zhang Wei's eyes were full of despair, and he let out a wailing sound.
Looking at Lao Li again, he was leisurely wearing an apron at this time, holding a pan in one hand and a shovel in the other hand, frying eggs in the open kitchen.
After Zhuge Dali spoke, he also smiled and returned to the kitchen to help him get other things.
The two of them looked like a loving couple.
After wailing, Zhang Wei was filled with envy.
¡°Now in the iPartment, he is the only single person of the same generation.
"Bang bang bang!"
Along with another knock on the door, Hu Yifei's high-pitched voice with murderous intent came in from outside the door.
"Li Sandao, please open the door for me. I know Zhang Wei is hiding in your house.
"It has caused another hole in my house, and I still want to escape. I really don't know how to live or die." "
"Old Li!" Hearing the voice, Zhang Wei was filled with despair and looked at Li Sandao pleadingly.
¡°Open the door!
"You can't escape the first day of the lunar month, but you can't escape the fifteenth, unless Zhang Wei you plan to stay in my family for the rest of your life." "
Leaving behind a sentence that made Zhang Wei despair, Lao Li took out a few more eggs from the refrigerator amidst Zhuge Dali's surprised expression.
¡°Dali, there are not enough buns, you are toasting two slices of bread.
There¡¯s no need to hold Yifei up with food, I¡¯m afraid she¡¯ll make Zhang Wei jump off the building. "
After explaining to Dali, Lao Li calmly began to continue his omelette career.
As for Zhang Wei, after opening the door, he was like a mouse and ran behind the sofa to play ostrich.
"Yifei is furious, it's better to let Lao Li, who is not afraid of her, block the first wave of anger."
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