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Under the influence of the general environment, it is inevitable that it will be affected.
During Mochi¡¯s ten thousand years of practice, he originally only focused on eating, but he often heard Zhaoyeyu and Xuanwu discussing their relationship issues, from disdain at the beginning to occasionally eavesdropping.
"Anniversaries are very important." When Rizhao Yeyu and Xuanwu were discussing TV series, Mo Chi couldn't help but said, "It's just a day."
He really can¡¯t understand the fun of the hero and heroine in the TV series desperately trying to make money to buy gifts for each other.
Zhao Yeyu explained seriously: "What we are giving is not just a gift, but a beautiful memory for each other."
Mo Chi was startled for a moment, and then asked about the dolls and toys bought by the man in the plot: "They should go to the restaurant to have a good meal. What is the use of buying these toys?"
Zhao Yeyu took a deep look at him and determined that he was hopeless.
Not long after, Mo Chi asked again: "If it's an anniversary, will Wei Yushan send me a box of apricots?"
Zhao Yeyu: "He will give you a slap in the face."
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he thought that what was waiting for him was a frying pan, but Mo Chi thought carefully and said, "They say you give a date a slap in the face, maybe Xingzi will get it."
Zhao Yeyu: "If there is"
Mo Chi: ¡°Every day is an anniversary.¡±
Zhao Yeyu: "If not"
¡°Then I¡¯ll slap him on the other half of his face, and then I¡¯ll ask him to use apricots to pay for the medical expenses.¡±
"I don't know if this move will win Kyoko," Zhaoyeyu analyzed rationally: "But you will definitely lose a boyfriend."
Yin Yang Mu, who was guarding the flowers and plants, interjected: "Second the proposal."
Xuanwu also nodded.
Mochi had no choice but to give up with regret.
Zhao Yeyu suddenly started acting like a monster: "As the only one among us who has a partner, you must know that boyfriends are for food."
Before Mo Chi could speak, he said, "That's the kind of food I'm talking about."
After speaking, the fish lips moved twice obscenely.
Mo Chi hesitated for a second and said decisively: "It's the fruiting period recently. I heard that mating will affect the quality of the fruit."
Zhao Yeyu¡¯s eyes almost fell out.
Soon, its belly turned white and it was floating in the water as if it were dead.
There was some confusion in Mo Chi's eyes. Yin Yang Mu caught a glimpse and said, "It was hit too hard."
Mochi: "What to attack?"
With a click, Yin Yang Wood's hand shook, and a branch fell to the ground. The originally beautiful potted plant became nondescript because of this mistake.
Yin Yang Mu put down the scissors, his eyes full of sneer: "Don't talk about it, I can't understand how you can find a partner like this."
The Zhaoye fish in the fish tank immediately froze up and swayed its tail vigorously in the water to express its approval.
When Wei Yushan came back from shopping for groceries, he happened to see this scene of big eyes staring at small eyes.
"What's wrong?" He took out the pears from the bag and went to the sink to wash them. He was originally going to give them to Mo Chi, but he couldn't help but swallowed them himself as soon as he finished washing them.
Mochi: "It's a small thing."
Wei Yushan cast a look of distrust, Mo Chi thought for a moment and said, "They are jealous of my good fortune."
??Kui Yushan looked at the Yin Yang Wood, and then at the lifeless Zhao Yeyu floating in the water, and felt that there was a lot of truth in this statement.
"It's a pity for this potted flower." Yin Yangmu looked at the potted plant that had been cut by himself, tilted his head slightly and asked Wei Yushan: "What do you like in him?"
Wei Yushan: ¡°Has a good personality.¡±
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but seeing a crow as a swan means there is something wrong with your eyes.
Teruya, who was thrown into the oil pan and fried 300 times a day, couldn't help but said: "Is this a good temper?"
Wei Yushan nodded without any reluctance.
Mo Chi naturally said nothing to him, almost to the point of not fighting back or scolding him.
Zhaoyeyu gritted his teeth and looked at Mount Weiyu for a while, and Mo Chi for a while. One of them is blind, the other is blind. They are a perfect match!
Wei Yushan didn't sense its thoughts at all. He looked at the time and was quite surprised: "It's already past five o'clock."
Yin Yang Mu completely gave up on saving the potted plants: "Speaking of which, you spent more than an hour shopping for groceries today."
Zhao Yeyu rolled his eyes: "An affair?"
Before he could finish his words, he was thrown into the oil pan again.
Yin Yang Mu sighed and went over to put the lid on the pot to prevent it from flapping up and down and causing oil spots to splash. Suddenly, he felt that Zhao Yeyu was being eaten every day.The explosion cannot be entirely blamed on Mo Chi.
Wei Yushan ignored this scene and said with a crooked smile: "A new haunted house has opened in the city, with the theme of Liao Zhai. I heard it is very interesting."
Zhaoye opened the lid of the pot and jumped out. He flicked his tail and turned off the stove: "Are you going?"
Wei Yushan nodded: "Let's join in the fun."
Zhao Yeyu seemed particularly interested: "Tell me more about it."
Wei Yushan: "The scenes are very realistic and the ghosts are also very real."
Everyone stopped the movements on their hands, and the night fish: "What is a ghost?"
Wei Yushan: "There are a few real ghosts."
"Form a group." Everyone except Mo Chi said in unison.
Wei Yushan couldn't help but frown, how free are these people?
Mo Chi has always lacked emotion, let alone the spirit of exploration. Just when he was about to sneer, Zhao Yeyu made signs with his fish tail in the air and wrote: Haunted house, a good place to eat tofu in an honest way.
Mo Chi¡¯s eyes changed: ¡°I¡¯ll go tonight.¡±
Wei Yushan said expressionlessly: "The amusement park is only open until ten o'clock."
Mo Chi: "Then go at nine o'clock."
The minority obeyed the majority, and Wei Yushan¡¯s objection was drowned in the tide of discussion.
Mochi decided to go at nine o'clock, but Wei Yushan went an hour earlier because he was worried about not being able to buy tickets.
The group of people are so good-looking that they are really eye-catching when walking on the road. From time to time, they will encounter passers-by taking candid photos. Yin Yang Mu took the trouble and bought a few caps for each of them.
The streets at night are particularly comfortable, with neon lights of various colors. The night fish wants to take a peek, but Xuanwu ruthlessly holds it in his pocket.
Most theme amusement parks close very late. When Wei Yushan and the others arrived, it was still very busy. As soon as they bought the tickets and entered, they saw many happy photos of staff and children in doll costumes.
Zhao Yeyu trembled, and his voice was muffled in his pocket: "Why not use a cute animal? Seeing a doll at night will give you chills."
Xuanwu¡¯s aesthetics are different. After staring at it, he said seriously: ¡°It¡¯s quite cute.¡±
"Hurry up and go." Mo Chi urged.
He didn¡¯t want to come in the first place, he was only looking forward to the tofu-eating session in the haunted house.
There are two beautiful sculptures standing on the left and right at the entrance of the haunted house. Almost no one wants to come here at night. When no one is paying attention, Zhaoyeyu quietly swims out to enjoy it up close.
Unfortunately, before it could see enough, it was kicked in.
Mo Chi had a ulterior motive and deliberately pulled Wei Yushan to walk at the end. The latter did not see his little intention and walked quietly at the back.
The scale of the haunted house is not very big. When you first enter, there is a narrow passage with a red light flashing in and out. It is not scary, but it makes your eyes hurt.
"Where are the ghosts?" Yin Yang Mu looked around.
Wei Yushan: "Control your aura, otherwise the ghosts will be scared away." After taking two steps, he said to Mo Chi: "And you, don't keep rubbing yourself against me."
Mo Chi raised his hands to show his innocence. The next moment his eyes were sharp, and his murderous aura could be felt from a distance.
Who dared to touch Wei Yushan under his nose? !
Zhao Yeyu also helped and said: "Plucking hair from the tiger's body is because he is tired of living." The topic changed and he looked at Mo Chi with disgust: "You can't protect your own people, they are useless."
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