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Qin Yi didn't sleep, he was still preparing medicine. Liusu claimed that he had to borrow Yuehua for many medicines, forcing him to stay up all night.
"Take only the tip of the red fireweed; take only the center of the stamen of the cold bamboo shoot. Add three drops of golden toad pus, mix it with the dew of the moonlight, and pound it repeatedly Qin Yi, uncle, don't use me to pound the medicine. !¡±
"It's good that I didn't feed you toad dung! What the hell is golden toad pus? What you get when you add it is not a body tempering liquid but an itching powder, right?"
"What do you know? This is called the monarch, his ministers and his envoys, reconciling yin and yang"
"Don't do this. The stone skin lotion you taught me to prepare last time had some Guitou rock powder added to it, which made me itchy for three days and three nights. And last time"
Liusu interrupted confidently: "If you want to strengthen your body, you have to endure the unbearable. Do you think practicing martial arts means eating and sleeping?"
"I believe your evil!" Qin Yi angrily dropped three drops of pus, picked up the mace and hammered it into the stone mortar. He automatically imagined that he was pressing a person's head and smashing it in. His legs were in the stone mortar. The scene of pedaling outside was a sign of comfort.
"Qin Yi, your uncle!"
"Shut up, you bastard!"
He has been studying pharmacology and alchemy for some time. As his knowledge of pharmacology gradually deepened, Qin Yi began to suspect that some things were not necessary at all. It was just that he deliberately asked him to add some additives that were deceptive but had no big consequences. To take revenge on myself for ruining its attempt to seize the body. Including the so-called borrowing moonlight, it doesn't sound very reliable. I don't know if even this is fake.
But after all, the interns didn¡¯t have the confidence to overturn the instructor¡¯s guidance, so they could only choose to listen to Liusu¡¯s prescriptions and get tricked day after day.
Qin Yi is practicing body-building medicine now.
Although he has not learned any methods of cultivating immortals, he is studying martial arts.
The source of the martial arts skills is not taught by Tassel, but comes from the original owner of the body, and there are also secret books on the body. It just seems like I can't get it right and my practice isn't very good. But Liusu knows many high-end techniques, including stick techniques
The original owner of this body was just a martial artist, but the blood could open the strange space of Tassel. Qin Yi also knew that there must be something fishy here. I am afraid that even the villagers were not as simple as they thought. Liusu should know something, but unfortunately no matter how he asked Liusu, the response he got was to make a fuss about him.
There is a basket of secrets, and you can trust this stinky stick to have ghosts.
"Pump the hammer repeatedly for ninety-nine and eighty-one times to make the liquid uniform and turn into a light red paste, and then open the furnace to smelt it?"
"Hmm Refining, refining Hmm" The mace was going in and out of the stone mortar, and he said hard: "At most, you can refine the medicine embryo first. You still have to use the purple lotus root as the main medicine!"
Qin Yi was stunned: "Purple Lotus Root"
"Do you think this broken mountain has all kinds of medicinal materials? Even in the county town, there is no good stuff. It's time to go out, kid, to a big place, to the land of fairies. What's the future in this broken place? It doesn't matter what you want. Damn it. Are you dreaming of making elixirs?"
Qin Yi stopped mixing the medicine, pursed his lips, and seemed lost in thought. After a long time, he said: "Let's talk about it after we solve the problem in the mountains."
He didn¡¯t say anything else. He picked up a bucket of water, sprinkled it with the previously prepared stone skin water, and mixed it into a body-building liquid. Then he stripped naked and slowly soaked in the water with the moonlight in the yard.
Not long after soaking in, before the potency of the medicine had time to dissipate, the courtyard door was kicked open with a bang. Li Qingjun, carrying a gun in one hand and a hare in the other, kicked in: "Liar"
Before he finished speaking, a water bag suddenly burst open on the door frame above his head, and strange milky white liquid poured down all over his face. Li Qingjun subconsciously wanted to rush forward to avoid it, but how could he avoid it if he fell into the water less than a foot away? His head and face were completely covered in knots, and his whole body was soaked.
This was not over yet. As she subconsciously moved forward, she stepped on something again, and a vine directly wrapped tightly around her ankle. Li Qingjun tried hard to break the vine, but found that there was something wrong with the water she was soaked in. She was so weak that she couldn't lift up her strength. The vine was also made through some special process, and her weakened energy could no longer be shaken.
With a "swish" sound, the vines pulled up, accompanied by a scream. Before Li Qingjun could take a second self-rescue measure, he was hung upside down and hung on the door frame, shaking.
At the same time she was hung upside down, two more vines came through from the left and right, wrapping her hands tightly.
"Qin" Li Qingjun gritted his teeth. As soon as he opened his mouth, the liquid that had been on his chin poured back into his mouth, leaving the sound of "Uh-huh".
His eyes were also blurred. Looking backwards, he could vaguely see what Qin Yi seemed to be.Huddled in the bucket, he was staring at her dumbfounded.
From the time she broke in to the moment she was hung upside down, it only took a breath. Qin Yi didn't even react. There was a girl hanging upside down at the door
Yes, it¡¯s definitely a girl. After being soaked through, it was obvious that her figure was slender, especially the slim waist that could never be that of a man.
Her hair has been loosened, and her long hair hangs down. Although it is stained with strange white liquid, it is still as beautiful as a waterfall. Her face is red with anger, her silver teeth are clenched, and her eyes are spitting fire. She looks very The image of an unyielding female figure
"Why are you looking at me with such a fierce look?" Qin Yi hugged his shoulders and huddled in the bucket: "I am taking a bath at my own home, how about you barging in to see me?"
Li Qingjun hung upside down and glared angrily, gritting his teeth and saying nothing.
She has never been so embarrassed in the fifteen years since she was born. She was afraid that she would burst into tears if she spoke.
Qin Yi stopped talking. The current situation is a bit embarrassing Li Qingjun's hanging was facing the yard, directly opposite his bathtub. It¡¯s not him if he gets up, it¡¯s not the case if he doesn¡¯t get up.
The two stared at each other for a long time, before Li Qingjun finally said through gritted teeth: "Let me go!"
Qin Yi could only say: "Close your eyes first."
Li Qingjun was alert: "What do you want to do!"
"" Qin Yi slowly raised the mace leaning against the bucket: "Did you see the stick?"
Li Qingjun: "?"
Qin Yi said slowly: "I still have one, do you want to see it? Little girl, please respect yourself?"
Li Qingjun was ashamed and angry. She didn't even cry when she was hung up. She really cried this time. Tears rolled in her eyes and fell out as soon as she closed her eyes.
Liusu¡¯s laughter came from Qin Yi¡¯s sea of ??consciousness: ¡°This girl is fun.¡±
Qin Yi ignored it, he didn¡¯t know how to communicate between souls.
There was a sound of rushing water, and after a while, footsteps came, as if someone was standing in front of them. Li Qingjun closed his eyes tightly and waited for a long time but did not see Qin Yi letting him go. It was really shuddering to imagine the scene where his eyes were wandering around her body. She couldn't help feeling panicked: "You, don't mess around, my brother is coming and he will kill you!"
Qin Yi tilted his head for a while to admire the beauty's miserable appearance, hanging upside down and covered in mucus. Her soaked body showed off her slender waist, and the gun she was clutching tightly highlighted the panic in the little girl's heart.
It¡¯s a pity that I don¡¯t have breasts?
He laughed dumbly: "Don't worry, I have no interest in a flat girl who can pretend to be a man without having to tie her breasts."
Li Qingjun opened his eyes suddenly and glared angrily.
When she opened her eyes, she found that Qin Yi was well dressed and two feet away from her. He finally felt a little calmer and said angrily: "Put me down!"
Qin Yi suddenly took action and touched Li Qingjun's acupuncture point.
Li Qingjun was shocked: "You!"
Qin Yi slowly began to untie the vines: "If you don't use some means, if you give me a hole, I can't bear it. Don't blame me."
Li Qingjun took back what he wanted to say and asked coldly: "You added Ruanjin San to this water, do you need to tap acupoints to cut off the pulse?"
"There's no harm in being careful." Qin Yi stretched out his hand to push her shoulder, and dragged her ankle with the other hand. Without any excessive movements like hugging her, he easily turned her body upright.
Li Qingjun was ready to be taken advantage of. Qin Yi's performance surprised her. A seemingly talkative person was actually quite polite? The shame and anger that filled his heart was somewhat relieved by this move.
As soon as she landed, the vines twining up and down disappeared with a "swish", making the scene a bit dreamy. Li Qingjun watched silently, rubbed his wrist and said nothing.
¡°At least this person is by no means an ordinary villager. Ordinary villagers will not set traps at their doorsteps, nor can they set up traps that incorporate some kind of formation.
Qin Yi casually pulled up a chair for her and said leisurely: "The girl didn't come into my yard just to see Bangbang. Now can the girl tell me why?"
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