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"Brother doesn't love me anymore." Ye Ling sat on the ground and said with certainty: "I'm so stupid, I thought the master was just a master, but I forgot that the master is a vixen."
Qin Yi looked at Ye Ling nagging with his hands on his hips angrily, and after a long time he said, "What you said is right up to the word stupid."
"That is to say, the first part of the sentence about my brother not loving me is right." Ye Ling was extremely sad: "I am so stupid"
"I asked you, what are you thinking about? How do you know that your brother doesn't love you anymore?"
"As soon as the master came out of seclusion, my brother saw two kinds of masters in succession. He didn't play with me when he came back, and told me to go to the earth line."
Qin Yi sat helplessly opposite her: "This kid has never been so naughty before Forget it, why do you want me to play with you?"
Qin Yi completely regarded Ye Ling as a silly and cute child, and did not notice the flash of joy in the eyes of the little girl who looked sad on the surface.
This guy has learned how to put on airs Women are all born actors, and so are bean sprouts.
Ye Ling also knows that he is a bear. He knows that it is very important for his brother to go to the earth line to practice but he can't let go. He hasn't seen each other for a long time. After meeting, he always comes and goes in a hurry. Before, he was running to save lives and had nothing to say. Now he is getting down to business. Why are you in such a hurry after everything is done
"Let's be brave. For things like seclusion and cultivation, you can just start with monthly calculations. What's wrong with spending an extra half day with me?" Ye Ling said confidently.
Qin Yi thought about it for a while. Taoist practice itself is not the kind where you have to seize the time to practice while walking on the road. Originally, it pays attention to the appropriateness of movement and stillness, doing things without doing anything, and should not force it. He played the piano and painted in the Qinqi, Calligraphy and Painting Sect, just for the cultivation of a state of mind that returned to nature. Now that he was in a state of confusion due to the affair between men and women, why should he rush to start practicing again?
It¡¯s better to play with Ye Ling here to calm down.
Thinking of this, he felt relieved and asked: "What do you want my brother to play with you?"
Ye Ling was overjoyed: "Everything is good here in Demon City, but there are not as many tricks as the human side. My brother used to tell monkey stories, but now that he has been practicing in the Qinqi Calligraphy and Painting Sect for so long, he must have more stories, right?"
"Tell a story" Qin Yi didn't think too much. He immediately thought of "The Legend of White Snake". It has a fairy background and a snake. The main body of the story is not too long, so it is perfect to tell it to a little snake. .
"Once upon a time, there was a mountain called Qingcheng Mountain, and there was a snake on the mountain"
But as soon as he got started and talked about the shepherd boy rescuing him, Qin Yi suddenly realized that this was not easy to talk about.
In this story about a snake demon marrying a human, Ye Ling is a snake demon and she is a human. Does this have any hint? Very inappropriate.
Ye Ling was happily listening to the story and reminiscing about the memories of getting along with her brother, but it suddenly stopped when she started to get up. Ye Ling asked curiously: "Where's down there?"
Qin Yi wiped his sweat: "There is nothing more down there"
The bully at the door said: "There is no one down there, it's the eunuch."
The stone next to him said: "There is no eunuch down there."
¡°Uh-huh, uh-huh, below¡¡±
Qin Yi was furious: "It's as if you have one! Aren't you all sexless monsters?"
Sha Diao said: "You interrupt the rereading and insult everyone's efforts?"
Gang Jing said: "Because we are asexual, it is normal not to have it. You are a man, and if you don't have it, you are a eunuch."
Shitou said again: "The reason"
Qin Yi directly performed the Silence Technique and silenced everyone.
The world is quiet.
It¡¯s a pity that his silence technique was completely ineffective against the Tangtang Ningdan Snake. Ye Ling finally exploded: ¡°You are not as appetizing as you! Wow, brother, it doesn¡¯t hurt¡±
"Stop, stop, stop!" Qin Yi pinched his head with a headache: "The entire ban cannot stop management. Is it so true?"
He also said that coming to Ye Ling's place could relax his mind and not think about anything, and that he could calm down his mind, but the result was even worse.
"Let me tell you first, this story was not written by my brother, but by the seniors of the Qinqi, Calligraphy and Painting Sect. My brother is just retelling it, retelling it!"
"I know." Ye Ling immediately sat down obediently.
Who doesn¡¯t know that your stories all come from ¡°Wandering Taoist Priests¡±. "Unknown senior"? It would be nice to hear this excuse.
Qin Yi had no choice but to start telling stories.
To this extent, the memory is getting better. The details of the story that once forgotten can be recalled. The whole magic of the Condor Heroes has been changed, and there is no difficulty in the Biography of the White Snake.?It's very touching.
A group of silent East Palace Guards looked at each other and looked at you. They had something to say about the theme expressed in the story, but they couldn't say it out, and they almost burst from holding it in.
Ye Ling has a terrifying sense of empathy for the snake demon heroine. She is much more attracted to her than the monkey at the beginning, and she quickly became fascinated by it. What made Qin Yi relieved was that she didn't seem to associate Xu Xian with Qin Yi because they were so different.
"Is this Xu Xian a man?" Ye Ling was so angry when she heard some plots: "Is there something underneath him?"
"Children, don't say such rude words." Qin Yi said slowly: "So there are some dramas in the world where women play the role"
"It's so strange." Ye Ling cupped her chin and said, "How could a snake fall in love with such a man? It's wrong."
"There's no reason to talk about feelings." Seeing that the thing he was most worried about didn't happen, Qin Yi breathed a sigh of relief.
"How could it be unreasonable? I am also a snake and she is also a snake. Shouldn't we like the same thing? Just like the little flower snake outside the city, it and I like to eat the same things"
"Eh?"
"Brother made it up randomly!" Ye Ling said with certainty: "Brother doesn't understand snakes at all!"
Qin Yi straightened his eyes, what would you do if you met such a great logician?
Ye Ling suddenly hesitated and said after a long time: "Brother, did you do it on purpose? Use this story to tell me that when looking for a man, you can't look for someone like Xu Xian, but look for someone like my brother"
"Eh?" Isn't this script wrong? Aren't the little girls moved to tears after hearing this story? How did you develop your own reading comprehension?
"When did I say that I would look for someone like me! Besides, there are not only two kinds of men. If you don't look for someone like Xu Xian, why would you look for someone like me?"
"Because if it were the elder brother, he would definitely smash the monk's bald head with a stick, and then nothing would happen." Ye Ling was a little shy, and her voice became softer: "I should have found someone like my elder brotherwho would protect me. In front of me."
Qin Yi was furious: "Don't just read and understand what the author didn't say!"
"Brother, wait a minute" Ye Ling ran to the back hall coquettishly.
Qin Yi had a bad feeling in his heart and quietly took a look.
Then I saw Ye Ling carrying a bucket of milk from nowhere, changing back into a snake shape, jumping into the bucket with a plop, and floating motionless.
"What on earth are you doing?"
The little snake popped its head out of the milk and said coyly: "Brother means, it seems that he likes white snakesI am a bit dark"
Are you just a little dark? No, Qin Yi was so angry that he strode in and picked up the stupid snake: "Why didn't you learn how to bleach Bai Suzhen's virtues?"
Ye Ling said seriously: "I am very virtuous and virtuous. Except that I am not white enough, it is clearly me that my brother is talking about."
Qin Yi was shocked: "Do you really think so?"
Ye Ling was a little hesitant: "Maybe, maybe there was a little naughty thing at Xiaoqing's place."
Qin Yi was so angry that he grabbed her and left: "You still play two roles of love, right? Do you want to say that you also have Xiaoqing's tsundere and cuteness?"
"Yeah yeah!"
Liusu's voice emerged from the sea of ??consciousness: "Compared with a certain self-proclaimed male pervert just now, I feel that this style of completely lacking in self-understanding is very familiar. No wonder you are brother and sister, are you close?"
Qin Yi moved his feet and flopped down on the carpet. The little snake in his hand fell out and lay limply next to him.
The brother and sister are completely in sync.
"Brother, do you want to learn my practice posture? I'll teach you, it's like thisShrink your shoulders a little, retract your hands, make your expression more salty, don't grit your teeth so much, it's not good for your practice" (Remember this Website address: www.hlnovel.com