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The Wang family was happily cooking up delicious food, and the short, fat black figure nestled in the corner almost exploded with anger.
"My God, you are so unlucky." The short and fat man was about to sneak out and hide somewhere far away from here, but he didn't expect that someone just came out of this stall.
The person who came out was Lin Yuwei. The reason is that people have three urgent needs.
Lin Yuwei did not dare to go far in this barren mountain. She found a leeward position with her hoe, looked at a safe corner, dug a hole, and then squatted down for convenience.
"Phew, I finally feel comfortable" I haven't had a full meal since I came here. I only eat so much porridge every day, which is really miserable.
"Fuck, this stinky old bitch is releasing biological and chemical weapons!" The short, fat man tightly covered his mouth and nose. It was definitely not appropriate to go out today! Mad, if he knew who this stinky old woman was, he would kill her!
When did the short, fat man receive such an attack? He mentally greeted the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.
The people who were greeted by the eighteenth generation of their ancestors did not know that not far away, someone was being smoked to death by themselves.
The conditions in the field were simple and there was no paper at hand. Lin Yuwei could only make do with a few handfuls of hay, with tears streaming down her face.
It¡¯s like going back to ancient times. No, she must make money and become a rich generation. She can use as much toilet paper as she wants!
After burying the soil, Lin Yuwei couldn¡¯t wait to leave the temporary pit.
Seeing this, the short and fat man breathed a sigh of relief, "Damn you bitch!" When Lin Yuwei was no longer visible, he quickly tiptoed away from this easily discovered place while the group was not paying attention.
This trip was really hard to come by, the short and fat man thought to himself, it was so dangerous just now, he was almost discovered. If possible, he would want to take his things down the mountain and go home now.
"It's a pity that the sun is about to set now. No matter how courageous he is, he would not dare to go down the mountain at night at this time, unless his life is in danger."
In this mountain, if a person accidentally falls on the mountain road, it is very likely that the sky and the earth will become incompetent, and then he will burp miserably, and his body will be eaten by wild beasts, and he will die without a burial place
"Which was the lesser of two evils, but he cherished his life very much. Of so many brothers, he was the only one who survived. He had to come back to life for the brothers who had died early and make a living. I couldn't help but feel lucky that he had just put the things he carried with him in another place, but these people obviously didn't notice it.
Originally, he was prepared to spend the night in the mountains during this trip, but he didn¡¯t expect that there would be people coming to this inhospitable place, and he didn¡¯t know what the hell this group of people were doing here.
The short, fat man thought about it over and over again, but he still didn't realize their purpose. He also has a guilty conscience and is able to make up his mind to make things complicated. Little did they know that they were actually just staying for one night.
Now that they are all here, it can only be said to be a coincidence.
Lin Yuwei always felt that something was wrong here. She returned to their temporary residence and said to the dogs and the dog's father: "Have you found anything strange here?"
"What's weird? Mom, there's nothing wrong with us, the few living people who are not afraid of death, among the mountains and plains." "Milk, aren't you an old fool?"
Sangouzi remembered that his grandma often said that he had a bad memory and always forgot things and things, saying that he was an old fool. Maybe it was possible.
Lin Yuwei: "" As expected, those who came out to fool around must pay back. But Lin Yuwei didn't expect it to come so soon.
"Snapped!"
"Ouch, it hurts!" Sangouzi was slapped on the back of the head by his father!
"What are you talking about?" Although his mother always said that he was old and confused these days, he also felt that his mother's memory was really not very good during this period, but he couldn't say it directly like Sangouzi.
"Don't talk about your elders like that!" For such a grown-up person, he still speaks so arrogantly. When he goes back, let Gouzi's mother give him a good education. As for his education, forget about it. His education method is to beat him directly.
¡°If he beats his son, his wife will feel bad, so it¡¯s better to leave him to his wife for education. When the big dog and the second dog said they were kissing each other, it was immediately followed by the third dog. The person who was about to say they were kissing each other was still so out of control.
The father of the dog felt heavy when he thought of the dogs at home. How much money would it cost to raise all his daughters-in-law? It¡¯s scary to think about it.
Dagouzi actually agrees with what he said. "Nai, I also think something is weird, but I just can't tell what's weird there. Nai, do you think there's something weird there?"
The three weird ones left Lin Yuwei speechless. If I knew whereThe smell of blood. Lin Yuwei was a little worried that the smell would attract vicious jackals, tigers and leopards. Several dogs woke up from a dream, trembled, and immediately packed up.
There happened to be a lake, so I gave the wild boar, which was covered in coagulated blood, a cold bath in the lake water. In this way, the smell of blood is reduced.
Lin Yuwei then ordered the two thin quilts to be wrapped around the wild boar, and then tied up the wild boar's legs with ropes and pierced them with thicker sticks. Big Gouzi and Gouzi's dad were stronger and were responsible for lifting the wild boar. San Gouzi Be smart, walk at the front to lead the way, and look out for the wind.
Sangouzi is responsible for taking care of Lin Yuwei.
Having killed such a big wild boar, several people were very happy and thought about what to do with the wild boar. San Gouzi's first thought was: first eat a meal of meat until he is full, pickle the rest and eat slowly, so that he can probably eat it for half a year. If he saves a little more, It¡¯s okay to eat until you eat longer.
Da Gouzi is thinking about so much meat. Now that food is very expensive, meat is also very expensive. If you take some of it and sell it, you can find him a wife if you have money in hand.
The first half of Er Gouzi¡¯s thought was the same as that of Da Gouzi, but the second half was that it would be best to give him gifts and find some ways to find him a job in the county.
¡°This way he will have a salary in the future, so he won¡¯t be like his eldest brother who is twenty years old and doesn¡¯t even have a chance to go on a blind date. As for the money, he will pay it back with his salary when he gets to work.
Gouzi¡¯s father thought the most comprehensively, exchanging pork for some grain, so that everyone could have a good year first, and if he had enough money, he would find a wife for his eldest son, and if he had any leftover, he would build a house.
If there are more prey in the future, it is best to buy Ergouzi a job in the county with the money. Ergouzi is the one who studies the most. As long as there is a way, he will definitely find a job.
¡°In this way, he has a son working in the city, and everyone will look up to him in the future. As for the third son, he is still young. Once the second son's salary is paid, the family will be much more relaxed. With the extra money, he can build a better house, which will be enough for seven dogs. In this way, he will not have to worry about his children not being able to find a wife in the future. , his burden will become much easier.
Lin Yuwei also didn¡¯t expect that everyone had so many thoughts in their hearts.
On the other side, in Ma¡¯s courtyard.
"Milk, milk, milk, give me candy, give me candy." The Ma family's third grandson, Sanbao, is at an age that even a seven- or eight-year-old dog would dislike.
"Milk, give me sugar quickly, give me sugar quickly!" Sanbao didn't want to wait for a moment, he just wanted to eat the sweet candy immediately, and kept urging him to milk.
"Oh, my beloved grandson, I will go back to the house to get it for you right now."
"Wherever there is candy, wherever there is, I want to eat candy, and I want to eat milk." The one who followed was Erniu's younger brother.
Er Niu¡¯s grandma has been tormented a lot by Er Niu recently, and now she sees the youngest grandson, and she is not angry either.
"Eat whatever you want. Brother Sanbao bought it with cow dung. If you want to eat sweets, ask your mother to buy them yourself. It's not like your mother doesn't have money. Your mother is the only son in total, so the money will be given to you. If you keep it, go find your mother!"
Xiaobao was a little confused when he saw that his grandma, who usually loved him the most in the family, suddenly treated him badly. But he obviously didn't ignore that his mother just said that his mother was rich, and all the money belonged to him, so she could buy him candies. He turned around and went to ask his mother for money to buy candy.
Sanbao took the rock candy that he gave him and asked doubtfully, "Nai, does the aunt really have money to buy candy?" Sanbao is a young man and knows a lot of things. His uncle's family usually lives the worst life, so how come they suddenly have money to buy candy?
"Go, go, don't worry about adults' matters." Erniu Nai picked up the things she asked Sanbao to collect and walked towards the house where Erniu lived.
"Er Niu, are you hungry? I have brought you something delicious to eat. Come and eat."
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