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"Wake up, brother Huang!"
Affected by the familiar girl's voice, Guo Huang hummed twice and continued to turn his body. The next moment, a plain hand turned into a poisonous snake and 'bited' the soft flesh of his waist, completely ignoring Guo Huang's physical strength that had reached its peak. Let him jump out of bed like an electric shock and say:
"What's wrong? Is it on fire?"
"If you don't get up, I will really set you on fire."
A faint light of fire appeared on Guo Mi's green-white fingers. Guo Huang lost any sleepiness and said with a cold sweat:
"Queen, there's no need to be so exaggerated, just use the Soul-Destroying Flame."
Seeing Guo Huang¡¯s frightened look, Guo Mi burst into laughter, the flame in his hand disappeared and said:
"Wang Qing called you, go pick it up."
Seeing that Guo Huang didn¡¯t move, just looking at him blankly, the emotions in his eyes seemed to turn into flames and ignite, a red glow appeared on his unconscious face and he said:
"Brother Emperor, why are you looking at me like this? It's very rude."
¡°I just feel like everything is like a dream, and I¡¯m really worried that everything will disappear again when I wake up.¡±
Guo Huang murmured, getting up from the collapse and grabbing his sister's catkins, as if he was worried that she would disappear again. Guo Mi's eyes flashed and he said softly:
"Didn't I pinch you just now? Why don't you try pinching yourself to see if you wake up?"
"If this is a dream, then I'd better never wake up."
"Nauseous, go answer the phone quickly."
Taking out the catkins from Guo Huang's hand, Guo Mi smoothed her hair. Her long hair had reached her legs. Each hair was dark and beautiful, making other women envious. Guo Huang couldn't help but stretch out his fingers. , curled her hair and whispered:
"My hair is already above my knees, queen."
"Brother, you are becoming more and more rude. Sooner or later, you will be thrown into death row."
"Did you know queen? If you hold your hair with your nails and pull it from the end, you can pull out curls."
Guo Huang ignored her words and spoke softly. The red glow on Guo Mi's face never faded. She seemed a little helpless about his 'rudeness'. Fortunately, Guo Huang finally remembered Wang Qing's phone call and let her go. The hair said:
"I'm going to see what's going on with Wang Qing. Could it be that he's getting married to Ye Ya and wants me to go to Japan to attend a banquet?"
The tyrant girl finally found an opportunity and stepped on his toes with her heel, making Guo Huang hug his feet and scream. Guo Mi flicked his hair and said to Guo Huang's back:
"Hurry up and answer the phone. You have only had one same-sex friend since you were a child. Brother Huang, you are a failure."
Guo Huang muttered:
"I have few friends, but my harem is many."
He walked down the stairs to the fixed phone at the entrance door under the stairs and connected the ocean call from Japan, saying:
"Hello?"
"What are you doing! Boss, my money is not money. It took me so long to come here. Overseas phone calls are very expensive!!!"
"Ha, you still have the nerve to say, don't you know there is a time difference between Japan and China? I was still sleeping, and you woke me up."
"How long is the jet lag? I despise you. You are so lazy all day long. I have become a Japanese Freeter now, working a different job every day."
"Tch, I also have a lot of things to do every day, so what's the big deal about working part-time."
"Li Wanji? Who is it? Do Long Yu and the others know?"
""
"Haha, no kidding. By the way, you asked me that day, what are the things that human beings need most, such as love, wealth, official career, etc. I thought what you said was incomprehensible, but after thinking about it, I felt that besides those things , eating is what human beings need most, whether spiritually or practically."
"eat?"
"Yes, everyone, whether he is a beggar or the president, needs to eat. The simple one is to fill his stomach, the luxurious one is to enjoy delicious food."
¡°I see, what you said makes sense.¡±
"Hehe, I also came up with this idea when I was reading a cooking comic in a comic magazine when I was bored."
"Cooking comics? "The Little Master of China"?"
"Damn it, how long has it been since you read comics, and you still mention something so old, and the translation of "The Little Master of China" is a shameless advertisement, made by Uni-President Instant Noodles, you?Know this? "
"Khan, I have known for a long time that this is a conspiracy of the capitalists. It is not us who are at fault, but the world."
"The Little Master of China" is the childhood of many people. Cooking brings happiness, and food that does not shine is not good food. Guo Huang still remembers it clearly even if he has long forgotten the plot.
"It's the Spirit of the King of Medicine, cough, no, it's inspired by "The Spirit of the Shokugeki". If you haven't seen it, I recommend you to watch it. It's very interesting. Food that doesn't shine is not good food. It's outdated now. It¡¯s not good food if you don¡¯t have an orgasm.¡±
"I understand, I will go and see, by the way, how are you and Ye Ya doing?"
"It's hard to say. My parents already know about our situation and threaten to cut off my financial resources if I go back. But I won't give in. Even if I don't go to school, it doesn't matter. I have to rely on my own strength to earn money for us. A happy future.¡±
"Well, come on then."
Guo Huang didn¡¯t say anything about helping Wang Qing. Even if he helped, it wouldn¡¯t be a matter of giving money or convincing his parents.
"I will. The phone bill is very expensive. I'll hang up first. By the way, you'll also say hello to me and the queen."
After hanging up the phone, Guo Huang pinched his chin and fell into deep thought. The reason why he asked Lin Qing this question was because he wanted to condense a god and collect the power of faith. He did not need combat power but only needed people's daily life. Something that¡¯s hard to leave behind.
¡°O halberd-eating spirit, let me go and have a look.¡±
After returning to his room and turning on his computer, Guo Huang searched and read a few words before smiling and saying:
"Interesting comics, are you good at cooking"
Guo Huang finally remembered that he also had very high cooking skills. He was copied and upgraded from Akizuki Shina. The ability he obtained through devil's engraving in the early days was only the cooking skills that he has been using to this day. It reflected from the side that people's lives are indeed inseparable. eat.
"Huh, since I have nothing to do during the winter vacation, I just want to go to the second dimension after a long time, but I need to make some preparations before that."
Guo Huang opened the window and looked into the distance. The breeze blew through and caused the curtains to sway with light and shadow. The next moment, Guo Huang disappeared from the room.
This is a Gobi wilderness, with scorching sunshine and wind and sand blowing through. The sunshine is enough to dry people's skin, but there is a girl standing there in a black dress. Not far in front is a small sand dune, which looks like Like a tomb. All the wind, sand and light turned invisible when approaching the girl's surroundings.
I don¡¯t know how long it took, but the statue-like girl turned her head and said:
"How do you know I'm here?"
A figure appeared in the breeze and said with a smile:
"It's a guess, or we have a certain understanding."
""
"Guinevere, are you still sad about Tyr's death?"
The girl in black is Guinevere, and the person who suddenly appeared is naturally Guo Huang. Guinevere said faintly:
"Even if I didn't know the truth about Bloody Christmas, I would still feel sad if I killed him with my own hands. Unlike you, your goal was to be with your sister, and you succeeded and gained happiness, but I just wanted to kill my brother. , what you get when you succeed is sadness.¡±
Guo Huang felt sour in his heart and couldn't help but stretched out his arms to hug her gently, calling her name softly: