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Chapter 001 Prologue (Part 1)

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    Anonymous user: Master, I heard that you are a master of love. Can you tell me, what is the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?

    Love Master: If Chinese people choose a name that lacks something, they have to make up for it in the name. For example, Li Huogen or something, it means that the five elements are lacking fire. If you have a girlfriend and female friends, it means that your girlfriend cannot satisfy you and you lack  Sexual bliss.

    Anonymous User:¡­¡­

    Anonymous user: Master, what kind of mentality does it represent for a man who chases a girl even though he knows she already has a boyfriend?  ?

    Love Master: It means that he is an investor. A girl with a boyfriend has only one competitor for him, but a girl without a boyfriend has many competitors.

    "What if someone pursues your girlfriend?"

    "Oh, that means he is seeking death if he deserves a beating."

    ""

    In the coffee shop, Wang Qing put down his cell phone speechlessly and said:

    "Your double standards are quite severe."

    The man sitting in front of him also put down his mobile phone and looked at him with a smile. This smile was very charming. It can be seen from the looks of fascination written in the eyes of the opposite sex in many burger restaurants. Wang Qing sighed in his heart, this is really  My best friend?  After not seeing him for more than a year, he has become a heartthrob among men?  It seems that the question I just asked was unnecessary. Who can steal this guy's girlfriend?

    "People always hold others to the standards of saints, and hold themselves to the standards of sluts."

    "So, you think you are a bitch?"

    Wang Qing couldn¡¯t help but complained, and the other party laughed and said:

    "It doesn't matter to me if someone says that."

    "We haven't seen each other for a year. You have really changed a lot, Guo Huang."

    Wang Qing expressed his emotion. He came back to this county from Japan more than a year later. He felt that too many things had happened in such a short period of time, and everything had changed. After he came back and took a rest, he immediately came to seek death.  Dang, we met at a burger restaurant. When I saw him, I almost didn¡¯t recognize him. I was even unsure and used my Zhihu account to make jokes and ask questions. The two have been best friends for many years, whether it¡¯s QQ, Weibo or other forums.  The account names are all well known.

    The master of love is Guo Huang.

    "So are you. From the past, you looked like a young man who made people laugh, but you have evolved into an ordinary young man."

    ""

    The two friends looked at each other and smiled. After each ordered something, Guo Huang said:

    "Congratulations to you. You actually got admitted to Japan's Waseda University. Now my uncle and the others are concerned about their reputation. This is no less difficult than taking the Tsinghua University entrance examination in our country, especially if you are an international student."

    ¡°I don¡¯t know if my face will be saved or not, but I know I will definitely be beaten to death if I go back now.¡±

    Wang Qing only stayed in a hotel when he returned to China. The first thing he did not go home was to find Guo Huang. Guo Huang couldn't help but said in surprise:

    "Why? Is it because of Ye Ya?"

    Ye Ya is Wang Qing's cousin. The two of them accidentally became a rare pen pal, and then through this ancient thing, there was the bud of love. Although the cousin was not as memorable as his sister, she was destined not to be lovers. Later Wang Qing left  He studied in Japan and abducted his cousin. Of course, he was able to do all this because of the divine power of Aphrodite, the goddess of love, Guo Huang¡¯s thousand-year marriage and his beloved ninth child in his previous life. Wang Qingneng was able to  Japan is safe and sound, and he is admitted to Waseda University by leaps and bounds. Although it is due to his own hard work and talent, it is also thanks to the protection of the true God that it is so smooth.

    "Ha, I guess so. However, if it were just my cousin, I would have had my legs broken at most and then gone to a German orthopedics department. What I am doing now makes him even more angry. I have become a Japanese citizen, and so is my cousin."

    ""

    "I don't know why, but after I went to Japan, I felt that I had changed a lot. Not only did I get better at reading, but my luck has also been very good. Can you believe it, I actually made a lot of friends in Japan, and they didn't  Common people with ordinary knowledge, gangsters, descendants of ancient families, and politicians, so things like getting a green card and changing my nationality were all done."

    "Is it easy for foreign monks to recite sutras? Well, just like the invasion of alien species, they will easily defeat the local ecosystem."

    Guo Huang said with a smile, Wang Qing rolled his eyes and said:

    "Are you praising me or hurting me?"

    "What do you think?"

    "Your sister's!"

      "Queen doesn't know that you are back, and that she has become a high school student. It's a pity that she can't become our school girl, because we have already graduated from high school and become college students."

    "Time flies so fast. In just over a year, many people's lives have undergone earth-shaking changes. How is Long Yu, the shining eldest lady? And Lan Xi has no sense of existence, but to  Where is the girl who I feel is so mysterious now?¡±

    "You don't have to worry about the Long family. Uncle Long Hongyu has almost made a comeback. Even without the economic kingdom of this inland province in the past, he has opened up a new world in the frontier. As for Lan Xi, although she stopped studying  After studying for a year, she still managed to take the college entrance examination. With good grades, she is definitely the number one female student. However, her scientific name is no longer Lan Xi but Zhou Xi. Of course, I still call her this name."

    "Is it possible that this year's mysterious male and female top picks in your province are you? I heard that you rejected offers from Tsinghua University and Peking University? Why?"

    Wang Qing looked at his best friend with wide eyes. Guo Huang smiled slightly and said without explanation:

    "Don't worry about my affairs. The reason why you became a Japanese citizen is because you can marry your cousin in Japan, right?"

    "Well, you are the one who can understand me. Yes, I have done something that will make my father and uncle angry to death. We have already filled out the marriage application."

    "It's like cooking rice. You are decisive enough now, but it has been a long time since your eighteenth birthday. Ye Ya must be over sixteen years old. You can apply now. I envy you."

    "Guo Huang, what's the relationship between the queen and you?"

    As a best friend for many years, Wang Qing also vaguely understood some things, so he asked this question. Guo Huang said with a smile:

    "She is just my sister in this life."

    Wang Qing always felt that there was something wrong with this statement, but felt that Guo Huang didn't want to say it so he stopped asking and just said:

    ¡°As a side question, do you know her whereabouts?¡±

    "She? Who is she?"

    "It's that magical girl. Alas, even though I feel a bit scumbag, I really miss that mysterious girl all the time."

    The waiter brought what the two ordered. Guo Huang grabbed the Coke and took a sip. As a result, Wang Qing's words caused the Pepsi in his mouth to spurt out. He coughed violently. Wang Qing wiped it with a napkin and said:

    "What are you doing?"

    Guo Huang coughed for a while and then said with difficulty:

    "Can you live a good life with your cousin wholeheartedly? You have sacrificed so much and finally succeeded. If you worry about strange people again, be careful that the wheel of love will turn over at any time!" (Remember the website address:  www.hlnovel.com
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