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A ray of sunshine shines through the window, and the heavy curtains cannot block the warm sunshine that sneaks in. The sleepiness of autumn makes people on the bed turn sideways and miss the freshness of the thin quilt.
Autumn sleepiness and autumn fatigue are the norm of the year. Many people who get up early on the road are yawning, but they have to run for their own livelihood. At the same time, there is a group of people who are more diligent and hardworking than the office workers who get up early, that is, graduates born.
Guo Huang wore his school uniform and rode an electric bike to the school. Because it was still early, only the most stressed graduates went to school now. In a relaxed school, it will become a bit strict in this most critical semester of ten years of hard study. Get up, starting today, in addition to normal classes, morning self-study and late self-study will follow one after another.
"If I hadn't met Queen Lilith, maybe I would have devoted myself to studying now, right?"
Guo Huang just came back from the second dimension yesterday, and he has been a student in the second dimension many times, but when he saw his classmates wearing sportswear and school uniforms that were very ugly compared to Japanese schools in the second dimension, he felt a sense of intimacy and reality.
¡°Warmly celebrate the 29th Teachers¡¯ Day.¡±
Before entering the school gate, he saw a huge red banner. Guo Huang was stunned and said:
¡°It turns out that today is Teacher¡¯s Day.¡±
There is no Teacher's Day in Japan, so Guo Huang, who has been a student in the Second Dimension for so many years, has almost forgotten this holiday. However, Guo Huang is not interested in this holiday. It is not a holiday. Respecting teachers is not an experience. At some festival.
After parking the car, we came to the classroom. There were already many people in the class. No one noticed or was surprised by Guo Huang's appearance, because in their memory, Guo Huang was there every day, so there was nothing worthy of attention.
"The Festival of Showing Off Wealth is here again."
"Yes, every Teacher's Day, the wealthy people in this school like to treat teachers to a feast."
"This is nothing. I heard in the past that students with good relationships would give their teachers BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes, but later this kind of thing was stopped by the Ministry of Education and the school."
"There are policies and countermeasures, but it is difficult to give away large items. Some small luxury items that are no cheaper than cars are still given away, such as the most expensive mobile phones, watches, female teachers' perfume bags, etc."
"That's it. No wonder Teachers' Day has become a day to show off your wealth. Being rich means being willful!"
Guo Huang put down his schoolbag and heard some students discussing Teacher's Day. He said before that although this school is not an exaggerated aristocratic school like in idol dramas, there are indeed many children of rich officials and wealthy people studying there. How can you not be willful if you have money? Woolen cloth? Therefore, Teachers' Day is more or less a different thing in this school, but whether it was in the past or now, Guo Huang doesn't pay much attention to it.
"It doesn't matter if you have money, you will become a pauper accidentally. Long Yu is a role model. Now he doesn't even study." A female classmate with acne on her face and "bubbly beauty" said with disdain , her words attracted some people to look at her, and she felt a sense of accomplishment after receiving the attention:
"The Long family was so rich that it went bankrupt in no time. Without that glittering coat, she had such low self-esteem that she didn't even dare to come to school, right? She just couldn't bear that kind of gap. Haha, Cinderella can become a princess, and the princess can also become a princess. Become a beggar woman."
"Li Yanyan, it's too much for you to say that."
Most of the students in the class were admirers of Long Yu. When they heard Li Yanyan suddenly bring the topic to Long Yu and gloat about his misfortune, they all felt indignant. However, Li Yanyan snorted and said:
"What I hated the most was how arrogant she looked before, as if she really thought of herself as a princess. What happens now? No one is the center of this world. If the earth moves away, everyone will turn around."
Guo Huang frowned when he heard this. Really, there are always such annoying people. Guo Huang's eyes flashed, and he took control of some of Li Yanyan's body functions in an instant. Someone who was frothing at the mouth suddenly suddenly He felt his pants get warm, and a stream of liquid came out involuntarily. He immediately turned pale, covered his pants, and ran out of the classroom before anyone else could react.
"What's up with her?"
"Is it because I have diarrhea? Haha, I deserve it."
"No, it should be incontinence! Oh my god, there are still people who get too excited and lose control when talking bad things about others? What a twisted personality is this?"
The classroom suddenly felt like it was exploding. At this moment, a beautiful girl wearing a white coat and a strange sci-fi style ring, who looked like a primary school student, walked in and said:
"I will be in charge of today's morning self-study. There are still ten minutes left. If you need to use the toilet, go quickly."
"yesTeacher Xiao Cangxun. "
¡°We are so lucky, Teacher Xiao Cang gives us self-study classes.¡±
The attention of everyone in the class was quickly attracted by the forever legal loli Xiao Cangxun. After all, no one will pay attention to a passerby like Li Yanyan if she becomes famous or makes a fool of herself for too long.
"Teacher, happy holidays."
Many people said in unison, Xiao Cangxun¡¯s expressionless face showed a rare smile, and nodded:
"Um."
It can be seen that she really likes to be respected as a teacher by her students. Her smile makes the whole class feel "emotional". Some bold students even stepped forward and said:
"Teacher, do you have time today? Some of us will work together to pay for a thank-you banquet for you."
"Yes, teacher, we can't afford any luxury bags and perfumes, but we can still raise the money for a teacher-appreciation banquet."
The smile on Xiao Cangxun¡¯s face disappeared and he said in a light tone:
"No, the sentence just now is enough. I only need spiritual respect and no material 'thank you'."
Seeing Xiao Cangxun's refusal, several students who proposed were a little embarrassed, but they didn't have much hope that Xiao Cangxun would agree. Although the contact time was not long, they also knew some of Xiao Cangxun's character. , except for teaching, human relations at other times are very cold.
"Drip."
After Guo Huang glanced at Xiao Cangxun, he found that his phone rang. When he opened it, there was a WeChat message, but it was from Wang Qing, because under the arrangement of the Ninth Child using his divine power as the goddess of love, he actually liked him. My cousin Ye Ya both went to Japan to study. But he didn¡¯t lose contact after going to Japan. He still kept in touch with Guo Huang. Compared with the expensive international long distance, he still used Penguin¡¯s WeChat, which is the most popular function among young people nowadays.
"Question: Why do crabs walk sideways?"
Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help laughing when he saw this text message. This guy was still so funny, so he immediately replied:
"Because there are pliers (money)."
"That's right~, having pincers means being willful, so shrimps also have pincers, why not be like that?"
"Because it's blind (shrimp)."
"Haha, you got it right again. We really have a tacit understanding. Today is Teacher's Day, isn't it? There are some wealthy people getting in the way to show off their wealth, right?"
"Well, whatever the hell, how are you doing in Japan?"
"There is no problem at all. I am a man who has read three hundred teachers' literary films. I have already learned all the Japanese."
""
Guo Huang was speechless for a while, then replied:
"After masturbating so much, how will you satisfy your cousin in the future?"
"What are you talking nonsense about? Ye Ya and I are both very innocent. Now we are only holding hands with each other. I can't compare with you."
Guo Huangzheng and Wang Qing complained to each other and did not notice that Xiao Cangxun came to him at some point. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com