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"When are you going to invite me to your mountain cabin?"
Guo Huang was very curious about Yinzi¡¯s mountain hut. The silver-haired beauty said:
¡°There is nothing to watch anymore, they are all outdated things. My favorite TV is still an antique from 20 years ago, and there are not many channels that can be watched.¡±
"Speaking of which, you have dug so many treasures in the mountains. It feels like you are the landlord of this large mountain."
Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help but complained, and Yinzi said angrily:
"What the hell? If I were really rich, why would I go to Satsuki's place to drink?"
Guo Huang smiled and said softly:
"It's okay, I'll just take care of you, but it's better to drink less alcohol. You said it yourself, eight out of ten residents in the myth have been cheated by alcohol."
"OhI will endure it."
The silver-haired beauty said with difficulty. Guo Huang felt that her alcohol addiction was as good as that of the fighting nation. Maybe she could pretend to be a Belarusian beauty in the future. At this time, Yinzi thought of something and said:
"I also have a question for you, Kousuke."
"What do you want to ask? Is it something I was 'angry' about before or when did I like you? I can't explain the angry thing for the time being. I will almost explain it to you later. As for when I fell in love with you, do you believe in love at first sight? The first time I met you You just like it."
Yinzi shook his head and said:
¡°That¡¯s not it anymore, I just want to ask what should I do after we become lovers?¡±
"Huh? Dating increases feelings. We are sitting here chatting like this. It can be regarded as a kind of date."
"Then what? Get married? I heard that humans need identification documents or something to get married."
When the word marriage was mentioned, Guo Huang fell silent. It wasn't that he didn't want to be responsible, but that if he wanted to get married, it would be difficult to go to an Arab country if he just wanted to marry a few girls, regardless of Yinzi's identity. More than four.
"Alas, I really didn't expect that I would have a headache in the two-dimensional world formed by the harem gal game, how to legalize the harem."
When Guo Huang was complaining about himself, Yinzi said:
"Yes, it seems that nowadays marriage can only be monogamous. Well, Iroha is suitable for the current rules and laws. It is still convenient in ancient times. Just be together if you like it."
Guo Huang smiled when he heard that it was indeed convenient to have a harem in ancient society, but it didn¡¯t matter. Whether he was married or not was just a name and could not change the fact that he had established a harem. At this moment, Yinzi suddenly said:
"Yes, I remembered the most important thing, that is, after becoming lovers, a child will be born, right? How should I give birth to a child?"
Guo Huang coughed and almost choked on his own saliva. He never expected that she would ask this question, and said weirdly:
"You have lived in the world for so long, how can you give birth to a child?"
"I don't have a chance to try. In the world of goddesses, because everyone lives forever, it is not up to you to reproduce offspring. You need to pass many procedures before you can allow it. Once you are qualified, you can use your genes to fuse with other people who want to have the best sex." Matching, born through split test tubes, only in this way can the genes of the offspring become better and better. The reason why the eldest sister was severely sentenced was not only because of the relationship between Hagoromo and the people on the ground, but also because it violated the reproduction law."
"You are all genetically matched and reproduced? I went to heaven to be a technological version of the daughter's country in Journey to the West. Well, you really don't know how humans have children?"
"Well, although there are people in our world who choose to reproduce through the mother's body, I don't understand the human process at all. It seems that as long as lovers form a family, it will be fine."
The silver-haired beauty looked curious, Guo Huang complained:
"Then didn't my mother Shajiuye tell you? Where is Aunt Satsuki?"
"They just implicitly said that it's okay to be intimate with your lover. Didn't we just kiss? But I didn't feel anything at all."
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Guo Huang really wanted to laugh, but he didn¡¯t expect Yinzi to be like a primary school student, thinking that kissing would lead to pregnancy. Yes, she didn¡¯t really come into contact with many human beings, so it was understandable that her understanding would be biased. She then said:
"I wish you could ask me this kind of question in person. I feel like my willpower is being tested."
"I feel very shy about this kind of question. Satsuki and the others also told me not to ask this kind of question to others."
"Have you never seen TV or books about h?"
Guo Huang suddenly realized that his sexual enlightenment was from H novels or something.The last one is Riban. After all, China is also a world that does not talk about sex. Ginzi tilted his head and said:
"H book? Is it the kind of book I picked up on the mountain with a lot of naked women? But I threw them all away. I can't understand why someone would expose their body in a book. Don't you feel ashamed?"
"So where did you learn your shame?"
"I have been taught since I was young that no one should see naked bodies, nor should they look at the unclothed bodies of the opposite sex. Although many things are different between heaven and earth, they are the same about shame and so on, right?"
"That's right. All civilizations started with a sense of shame. Only barbarians would run around naked."
Guo Huang laughed, and Yinzi suddenly thought of something:
"So, Kosuke, you have read a lot of H-books? I also heard that there is something called an action movie in Japan?"
¡°I¡¯ve seen it, but now I¡¯m not interested at all.¡±
Guo Huang admitted frankly that as of now, he has many beautiful girl girlfriends in the second dimension. Although some of them have not yet done anything, most of them have done things they love to do, so he now has no regard for those things. Not interested, Yinzi couldn't help but said:
"So Kosuke is indeed very experienced? So how should we be intimate so we can have children?"
Guo Huang was in a dilemma. He had just confirmed his relationship with Yinzi. He didn't want to worry about anything, but Yinzi was curious about the baby's appearance, which made him realize the embarrassment and embarrassment of being a parent in China and being asked such questions by children.
"Yinzi, you live in the mountains, you must have seen animals mating, right?"
Guo Huang suddenly thought of a way, and Yinzi said blankly:
"Oh, I have seen it, but I didn't pay special attention to it. Could it be"
Guo Huang was about to say something when he suddenly heard a voice saying:
"Kousuke, didn't you say you were going to buy groceries? Why are you always behind the shrine?"
I don¡¯t know when, a green-haired miko appeared not far away and looked at the two of them. Guo Huang¡¯s body and mind trembled, and he felt like he was caught in an affair. Could it be that Iroha used the rape-catching skill? His brain was running rapidly, and when he was thinking about how to fool him, Yinzi had already said hello:
"Iroha, come here, come here."
"It turns out to be silver."
Iroha came over when he saw Ginzi saying hello, took a look at Guo Huang's nervous expression, and suddenly understood something in his heart, and sighed slightly, but he had already told himself his attitude towards love, and sooner or later he would When encountering this situation, he didn¡¯t want to make it too difficult for Guo Huang. He acted as if he didn¡¯t know anything about it, walked away Qianqian and said to Guo Huang:
"Miss Yinzi, what were you talking about just now?"
"We are discussing how to have children."
As soon as Ginzi answered, Guo Huang almost vomited blood, and then he received a look of disgust from Iroha. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com