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The guys playing mahjong with this shirtless man were also several gangsters of different heights, fat and thin. Their arms were covered with tattoos, either dragons, tigers or beasts like wolves. Everyone laughed when they heard his words. One of them The man with the wolf tattoo said:
"Brother Pioneer, your brother was admitted to a third-rate university after all, but you were dropped out of middle school."
"Damn it, Xia Da, you're not much better than me, and you're as thin as a stick. The most important thing is, I know there is a girl who draws comics with the same name as you, haha."
"Brother Pioneer, I know this too. She is a very beautiful girl. I heard that she is in Japan now, and I don't know if she has been fucked by the Japanese."
At this time, another man with a dragon tattoo on his arm laughed and said:
"Xia Da, do you know the difference between Japanese and Chinese? I'm talking about the sounds of women in bed."
"have no idea."
¡°¡®Ya Mie Daddy¡¯, ¡®Ya Mie Daddy¡¯ and ¡®Godfather¡¯, ¡®Godfather¡¯.¡±
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Indeed, nowadays, there are various godfathers for female celebrities, and some of them have pure relationships. Even Liu Yifei, the fairy sister in many people's minds, also has a godfather, which has won the disappointment and wild imagination of many otakus. .
"You all laughed very happily. I feel that you can all talk about cross talk, and maybe you can surpass Guo Degang. It's a shame to be a gangster."
Guo Huang walked in from the outside. This mahjong parlor was like a simple iron house on a construction site. It was built illegally on the roadside. It was quite large, but it was probably for lunch, and there was no one else there.
"Fuck! Who are you?"
"Brother, he is the owner of the house!"
Several gangsters immediately understood that the victim had come to the door. The pioneer brother couldn't help but glared at his younger brother. He didn't even know that he was being followed. He must have been stupid in reading, so he didn't say much and suddenly switched from mahjong. He took out a watermelon knife that was more than a foot long under the table. Several other people also quickly found weapons, such as the large U-shaped lock of the motorcycle, the lightsaber in the anime second only to Star Wars, and the favorite of the evil god. Weapons, crowbars, and straight up No. 5 steel bars! As expected of a person who relies on violence to make a living, he is so skillful with weapons. The pioneer brother took the watermelon knife and said:
¡°Boy, are you looking for death?¡±
"I'm not looking for death, I'm going to let you eat shit."
After saying nothing for a while, Pioneer Brother winked, and the other three men came over with their respective murder weapons. Guo Huang was the first to grab the one with the huge U-shaped stainless steel motorcycle lock, and kicked him away. The one with the lock It was Xia Da who had the same name as the beautiful cartoonist. He was the thinnest but the fastest. However, the faster he went, the more he was looking for death. He was blown away by Guo Huang and hit hard against the iron house. He was actually dented and stuck to the wall. , at the same time, another steel bar as thick as a thumb hit, Guo Huang stretched out his arms to block, blocking the steel with his flesh and blood was like an egg hitting a stone, but unfortunately this time it was a stone that broke. Guo Huang The flesh and blood were as strong as the toughest rubber. When hit, there was a huge backlash, which instantly caused the forehead of the man holding the steel bar to bleed.
Guo Huang grabbed the steel bar and then hit it hard on the last crowbar. Huge sparks suddenly appeared. The man felt an overwhelming force coming out. The crowbar in his hand flew away, like a powerful arrow. It penetrated an old-fashioned TV set at the very back!
At the same time, the power of the steel bar dance continued to bombard Wenlong's arm. The dragon could not bring him strength. He was hit instantly and his bones were broken. Guo Huang flew out and kicked him away, hitting many people. The mahjong on the table fell to the floor.
It sounds like a lot of trouble, but in fact it only took one breath. Guo Huang injured three experienced and capable thugs. Then he looked at their boss Xia Xianfeng and said:
"Tell me, who is so boring that he lets you harass my family?"
"Get your fucking balls out of here!"
Xia Xianfeng slashed with a knife, bringing out a white shadow in the air. The speed and strength were good, no less than those of ordinary martial arts practitioners. Guo Huang slapped him without even looking, and he actually wanted to use flesh and blood. Arms to meet the blade? The next moment, Xia Xianfeng felt that the knife in his hand was swept away by a force. Then when Guo Huang grabbed the knife, it twisted incredibly and finally turned into pieces!
This is advanced empty-handed technique! It's called the strength of the cow's tongue curly grass. We all know that some grasses are very sharp and can easily cut the skin. However, the cow's tongue can still eat this grass with the power of a curling lick. A soft tongue is nothing. None, Guo Huang easily crushed the watermelon knife with just this! Don't say that he relies on his bravery and everyone's experience.This person, even Guo Huang, the villain of Busujima who has the highest military force and the best swordsmanship in the ordinary world in the second dimension, can crush her sword with this move.
Guo Huang also used his left hand, put his thumb on his middle finger, flicked his finger, and hit Xia Xianfeng on the chest. The man felt as if a hammer weighing dozens of kilograms was used to smash cement. He flew up in response to the sound, but he couldn't bear the power even though he was fierce. He vomited a large mouthful of blood and passed out.
In the end, there was only one person left, and that was the college student who graffitied on Guo Huang¡¯s door. Guo Huang looked at the trembling man calmly and said:
"You should tell me who it is, right? I'm too lazy to tangle with you gangsters for too long."
The college student shook his head in fear and said:
"I have no idea!"
At this moment, a sound broke through the air. It turned out that the man whose head was broken by the rebound of his own steel bar and whose weapon was taken away was not fully injured yet. He actually picked up the fire extinguisher placed at the door and threw it at Guo Huang's head. Come on, Guo Huang seemed to have eyes on his back. He caught the fire extinguisher with his backhand, then turned around and opened the fire extinguisher and sprayed out countless cold foam, covering the man. When he screamed, he threw the fire extinguisher and it was like a cannonball. The same impact hit him, and he was hit against the wall with a bang, and it was also dented.
Guo Huang came to the side of the college student and slapped him, just like he had taught the thief yesterday. The college student was hit so hard that his eyes were filled with stars, his body was spinning in circles, blood was flowing from all his orifices, and his brain was buzzing. It took him a long time to recover. After falling to the ground, Guo Huang stretched out a foot, stepped on his balls from between his legs and said:
"Do you know why the "Sunflower Collection" and "Evil Sword Manual" are so powerful?"
The college student shook his head blankly, Guo Huang smiled evilly and said:
"Because it was 'exploded'."
From this definition, it can be seen that the application of the word dick should be similar to the word x of cow. Then explosion should represent the degree. It can be understood that the cow's x (can be replaced by dick) is so big that it explodes, which leads to a very strong particle.
As soon as Guo Huang exerted force, the college student felt a huge pain in his balls. He felt as if his balls were going to break. He quickly cried out:
"No, I said, I will tell you everything. The man's name is Fei Yang, he has the same name as my cousin, and he is also a classmate. It was he who contacted us through his cousin, and then asked us to add a little trouble to you, and painted blood on the wall. They blocked the locks on your door, broke the glass in your house, etc., and asked us to use demolition methods to make your life miserable, because we didn¡¯t have to fight and the money was high, so my brother readily agreed.¡±
"Fei Yang?"
Guo Huang read the name and suddenly remembered that he heard three magical girls on the road that day saying that he was the one who threw away his old bicycle. Because the three magical girls were too stupid to care about it, he also Because there were too many things going on in the second dimension, I had forgotten about it. Now that I heard it was him, my old and new grudges suddenly came to mind.
Guo Huang suddenly raised his foot and stomped down, and there was a sudden click. The cement on the ground exploded under his step. The college student thought he had exploded and fainted from fear. Guo Huang took a deep breath, bought a brush and ink from the virtual store, and then in a few seconds With his face painted, he nodded with satisfaction, opened the door and walked away