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Real world, Guo Huang¡¯s bedroom.
The space fluctuated, and a girl with short silver hair appeared out of thin air. She stretched lazily, then looked around, and said with some confusion:
"We're back in the material world. Is this Guo Huang's room?"
After sniffing a few times, she nodded and said:
"The smell is right. Well, let me look at the time. It's already past three o'clock in the night. He should be at home during this time."
The silver-haired girl's silver short hair was tied with purple beads, and bells were tied to her wrists, chest, and ankles. She made a crisp sound when she moved lightly. She started looking around Guo Huang's room and quickly found some secret things. .
"Diary, I really didn't expect him to write this. And he has accumulated quite a lot since childhood."
The girl didn¡¯t understand what privacy was at all. She opened it and browsed without any politeness, and suddenly thought of something:
¡°Oops, I forgot to turn on the light.¡±
Her eyes were golden eyes that are rare among two-dimensional girls. Her eyes regarded darkness as nothing, so she realized it now, turned on the lamp, and hummed while reading Guo Huang's diary. Starting from the third year of primary school.
May 13th
The weather is really nice today, the sun is shining on the earth, there are no clouds in the sky, it is a good time to go out into the wild, but it is a pity that I have to go to school.
Early in the morning, my nymphomaniac father and wife mother were busy making breakfast, waiting for me to eat and go to school. I found that my sister didn¡¯t get up, so I went to call her. The method is as follows: wipe some water on her hands, and then said:
"Sister, get up, you wet the bed."
After my sister got up, she opened the quilt and groped in a panic. As a result, the water on her hands wet the sheets and she started crying. Haha, I couldn't help but laugh. But she knew the truth and made me cry The bite hurt me so much!
When I arrived at school, I asked the young sister on duty at the school gate how she was doing, and then went to the classroom to start morning reading.
I studied English in the morning. My English level is relatively good in the class. I know some common spoken English such as hyeah, comeon, and harder without even learning it. My comrades all admire me.
Our English teacher comes here in the morning to do spot checks on memorizing English. She is very old.
"Good morning, teacher."
The teacher glared at me, not knowing why.
"So many, how do you say it in English?"
"Sm, somany" I said, I like to say the abbreviation of phrases to show my firm grasp of phrases.
So I was made to stand in English class, and I still don¡¯t know why.
It was easy to hold on until the end of the second period. My comrades and I went out to the canteen to buy extra meals.
¡°Give me a cup of big breasts.¡±
The salesperson ignored me.
¡°I want a cup of big tits.¡±
Still ignored me.
¡°A big glass of milk.¡±
He seemed to understand and gave me a glass of milk. I thought his IQ was a bit weak and he didn¡¯t even understand the pronunciation of abbreviations. It¡¯s terrible to be uneducated, but the milk tasted really good.
May 17th
My sister bit me again. She was definitely a dog in her previous life. I won¡¯t write what happened in my diary. In short, it was a very cruel thing. Tomorrow is the weekend. I have been waiting so hard. The most unlucky person is today. When I met the math test, I hated math the most, and I hated the five weird people who hated math questions even more. These five people are.
Fifth place: Model train driver who drives at a constant speed and is never late
Fourth place: Conscientious foreman A and B with clear division of labor and tacit cooperation
Third place: The crazy pool manager who fills and releases water at the same time
Second place: The perverted old farmer who put hens and rabbits in a cage
First place: The arrogant Xiao Ming who went out early but deliberately slowed down, just waiting for his brother to catch up.
After the exam was completed, I failed to cheat, so I could only hand in the blank paper. Regarding the question, the second-rate Wang Qing actually said that he also called the blank paper. What if the teacher thinks that we plagiarised from each other? On that day, I understood the great truth that people who are stupid cannot be resurrected.
May 20th
Time passed so fast, it passed in the blink of an eye, and class was about to start again. If I had known I would not blink, I was not bitten by my sister today, and I was in a good mood. The first period is Chinese class, and everyone likes this mature teacher.
The teacher asked me to go to the podium and write ancient poems silently.
"The flowing water flows straight down three thousand feet. It is suspected that the river is falling from the sky."
So I was forced to stand in Chinese class again and wrote the wrong wordThere is a big difference in personality. Adults call it mature, but I feel a little scared. Am I still the same person as I was ten years ago and I will be ten years from now?
After closing the notebook, the silver-haired girl fell into deep thought and said for a long time:
"Huang, this fear is nothing. You will encounter bigger things. As long as you still love the person you like, you will still be you!"
Standing up, the diary in her hand disappeared. She walked gently and opened the door. What was revealed was not the scenery outside, but a chaotic purple light. She walked in and the door closed automatically. It was dawn. When he got up, a ray of light shone in from outside the window, and the space fluctuated again. Guo Huang jumped from the second dimension to the real world with a tattered and rusty iron knife in his hand. He stretched out and opened the window. At that scene when the sun struggled to jump out of the clouds, the dawn was bright and shining on the universe. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com