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Chapter 1 Isayama Huangquan

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    "Ughit hurts."

    Guo Huang opened his eyes and covered his chest. He saw that his chest was tied with a bandage. There was also a pungent smell that was a little different from disinfectant. At first glance, he saw that this was a mountain forest, and he could hear it in his ears.  The crisp sound of birds chirping made Guo Huang stunned for a moment and said:

    "How come every time I don't make my own dimensional jump, it's always in the mountains? It was the same last time in "Attack on Titan", and it's the same now."

    Guo Huang looked at a straw mat under him, and combined with the bandages on his body, he knew that someone had saved him. Of course, it was inappropriate to save him, although he was not in full 'soul movement' state because his soul was almost contaminated.  However, after turning into a giant and going on a rampage, his injuries were completely healed and no one needed treatment. The only good thing he could do was to help him pull out the knife, and then applying potions and bandages were all unnecessary.

    With a thought, Guo Huang instantly recovered and started to activate. Soon the weakness in his body disappeared. He was about to stand up and take a look. Suddenly he heard someone singing not far away, speaking in English. Although Guo Huang has always struggled with English,  However, I also feel that the singing voice is loud and vast, a bit like the style of Chinese Shaanxi folk songs.

    When Guo Huang followed the singing, he almost fainted. He saw an old man wearing a traditional Japanese loincloth, almost as if he was naked, digging the soil with a shovel, and then singing.

    If the crotch cloth is worn on Kosaka Shigure, it will be very sexy. Guo Huang likes Shigure wearing a crotch cloth with a bandage wrapped around his chest, but when he saw an old man with a white hedgehog head wearing it, he felt disgusted.  , even if you are in the deep mountains, you don¡¯t need to liberate yourself so much. Just stay close to nature, and you won¡¯t be afraid of mosquitoes biting you pervert.

    Guo Huang resisted his nausea and walked forward and said:

    "Old gentleman, what are you doing?"

    "Oh, dig a hole."

    "Why are you digging a hole?"

    "Bury people."

    "Who should I bury?"

    "A kid fell from the sky. I didn't want to take care of him at first, but when I saw that he seemed to have a good knife stuck in his chest, I couldn't help but pull it out and admire it. In the end, I bandaged him up out of humanitarianism.  , but it¡¯s all useless. Can you still survive if your heart is stabbed? Isn¡¯t that a ghost?¡±

    ¡°Um, old gentleman, does the person you are talking about look like me?¡±

    "When you say that, it really sounds like it. Where are you from, young man?"

    "I crawled out of hell!"

    Guo Huang couldn't help but kicked him out. The old man screamed and fell into the hole he had dug. Then with a sullen face, he started digging with a shovel.

    "Wow, what are you thinking about?"

    "As you can see, it's rare for you to dig such a big hole to bury the soil. Wouldn't it be a pity not to use it."

    "Wow wow wow, Yachudie~~"

    Ten minutes later, the old man with the white spiky head was half-buried by Guo Huang, which was very consistent with the age concept of being half-buried.

    "Tell me, what's your name? When I give you the tombstone, I'll write something down."

    "Don't carve it, I'm not dead yet."

    "How long do you think you can live if you are buried in the ground?"

    "Woo, young man, you can't do this to me. I saved your life after all."

    "Stop talking nonsense, my knife is here."

    "What knife?"

    The old man with the white hedgehog head asked pretending to be stupid, Guo Huang smiled and said:

    "I heard that if seeds are buried in the soil, they need fertilizer to grow. I think you are lacking fertilizer."

    After saying that, he stood up and made a gesture of uncovering his crotch. The old man quickly said:

    "No, I said, I took it to my hut."

    Ten minutes later, in a hut deep in the mountains, Guo Huang got the treasured sword that he had to fight for after spelling his name. The knife had been rubbed with olive oil and sharpened. It was an authentic sword with a blade length of 64.4cm, shining brightly.  With a beautiful sword light, like a pool of spring water, Guo Huang slashed with the sword, and the atmosphere was immediately torn apart. He couldn't help but admired:

    ¡°It¡¯s a good knife, but it¡¯s too short.¡±

    "Young man, the authentic sword is this long. It would be rude of you to say it is short."

    Being tied up by Guo Huang, the self-proclaimed best swordsman also looked at the sword with piercing eyes and started talking. Guo Huang looked at him sideways and said:

    "You said your name is Mike Obara? Why is it that the combination of a Western name and a Japanese name makes it so weird?"

    "Woo hoo, I'm AoAs a swordsman from Japan, of course you have to do as the Romans do in Japan.  "

    "Then when I go to the West, should I also have an English name, for example, astroboy?"

    "Astro Boy? Why is it called this? This is really weird."

    "It's really weird, just like the Chinese name Calabash Baby. Of course, your current name is not much better."

    Guo Huang complained for a moment, and with a flash of the knife, the rope on Mike Xiaoyuan was cut off the next moment. Guo Huang looked at the various strange things in the hut and couldn't help but say:

    "Aren't you a knife maker? What is this iron? Also, what is this steam engine-like thing?"

    "That's not an iron, it's an exorcism-style iron fist. The exorcism weapon made can inflict damage to evil spirits by striking. It has the shape of an iron, and there is a copper plug-like plug tied to the front end of the attached chain, which can also inflict damage to evil spirits.  Spiritual damage.¡±

    "Evil spirits? Is there really such a thing?"

    "Of course, aren't you an evil spirit now?"

    Mike Xiaoyuan suddenly squatted down, took out a wooden bucket and poured it towards Guo Huang. Guo Huang was immediately drenched.

    ""

    Guo Huang and Mike stared at each other. Finally, Mike shouted first:

    "How is it possible that the spiritual water has no effect at all?"

    "Ahhhhh, I'm going to chop you to death, you perverted old man, for even pouring water on my feet!"

    Guo Huang roared angrily and pursued him with his sword. The old man rolled and crawled out of the hut. Guo Huang chased after him and kicked him on the butt, kicking the old man away. Then the light of the sword turned into a thunderbolt and struck him.  He slashed at it, and at this moment, he suddenly heard an exclamation, and then the sound of the sword being unsheathed was heard. A Japanese sword broke through the space and distance, and rushed over in an instant, resisting Guo Huang's sword. The two swords collided with each other and made a dazzling sound.  Guo Huang.

    The man parried the sword, but she felt that Guo Huang's sword was fast and violent, as if he had thirty times the terrifying arm strength of an ordinary person. It was very difficult for her to use her spiritual power to resist, and she was instantly flown several meters away.  Guo Huang also felt that the other party had power beyond ordinary people, and the knife contained a different power of 'qi' and magic power, which actually made his soul feel a sharp edge.  After a moment, he saw it clearly. It was a middle school student wearing a black, simple sailor uniform. He had long straight black hair, purple eyes, and charming eyes that were somewhat similar to what humans call fox eyes. This beautiful middle school student made Guo  Huang instantly recognized her, the protagonist in "Shokure Zero", a beautiful but tragic girl from Isayama Yomi.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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