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"Brother Emperor, you won't let me ride on this rusty bicycle, will you?"
The tyrant girl looked at Guo Huang with a dissatisfied look on her face. Guo Huang put his hands together and apologized:
"Sorry, the car has been stolen. Just ride on this Feige bicycle for the next few days. When the financial allocation from the Emperor comes, I will buy you a new one."
"Really, I've even lost my chariot, what use do you have?"
"It was just an accident, queen."
Guo Huang could only laugh dryly. What a surprise. The car was broken into pieces. It was more complete than stolen. The tyrant girl didn't say anything. She sat sideways on the bicycle and hugged Guo Huang with one hand. Huang's waist, Guo Huang exhaled and said:
"Drive!"
Then they were about to start, but there was a click and the chain fell off After struggling for a while, the two set off normally. They met several familiar neighbors along the way who joked:
"Hey, Xiaohuang is so romantic today. He and his sister rode bicycles to class."
Guo Huang just smiled awkwardly. Although it was a bicycle, which delayed a lot of time, Guo Huang's physical strength and speed were even better than that of an electric bicycle. Guo Huang was not worried about being late and came again. At the intersection with traffic lights, Guo Huang stopped at the red light. Seeing that his sister didn't say a word the whole way, Guo Huang couldn't help but say:
"Queen, are you unhappy that you lost your car?"
"It's nothing, I just received a text message from Zhen Xue this morning saying that she will not give up. I really have a headache."
"She is so persistent. Well, she worked very hard to find you yesterday. I don't know how she found out that the car you made was made by you."
"It's Weibo, right? She has a lot of fans on Weibo. She is sought after by some people as the most beautiful girl on Weibo, and some people call her the Queen of Weibo."
¡°Is this the legendary power of human flesh search?¡±
Guo Huang couldn't help but murmur to himself, and suddenly remembered something. The Weibo that Wang Qing showed him yesterday, the profile picture looked so familiar, but now that he thought about it, it seemed to belong to Zhen Xue.
After seeing off the queen, Guo Huang rode his bicycle to his school. So many things happened yesterday, but from now on, nothing seems to have changed. The only difference is that he rides a bicycle to school, which makes Guo Huang feel relieved. For a breath, it's better to live as usual. Now the world is my resting haven after returning from the second dimension. I really don't want too many changes to happen.
Jingle Bell.
When Guo Huang heard the crisp and soft voice, he turned around and saw a girl wearing glasses, riding a huge old Phoenix bicycle, chasing him from behind. When he saw Guo Huang turning his head, the girl controlled the speed of the car and He approached and rode:
"It is indeed you, classmate Guo Huang, I thought I was mistaken."
"It's you, good morning Lan Xi."
"Good morning, why did you change to a bicycle?"
¡°Do you believe me when I say I¡¯m losing weight and need to exercise more?¡±
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"Haha, I'm just kidding. I accidentally threw away my electric car, so I had to find this old antique."
"Old bicycles are of better quality, and they can provide exercise, which is better than riding an electric bicycle."
"Haha, maybe it's because of people's tendency to like the new and hate the old. In fact, I also liked bicycles very much at the beginning. After I learned to ride, it was almost like an addiction. I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't ride for a day. I even secretly went to ride a bicycle at night. I was told by the emperor, Oh, Dad gave me a spanking with a belt."
Both of them slowed down and started chatting slowly. From childhood fun to some bad things in study, Guo Huang said:
"That was when I was in the first grade of junior high school. I remember that there was a question in the Chinese language test that required me to write a four-character word. The radicals of each word were the same, and each word was required not to be repeated. My first reaction at that time was that it was a ghost, but the gestures It was too complicated to remember, so in the end I could only write a lot, such as playing with glass balls, not being able to take a bath, applying lubricant It¡¯s a pity that the teacher didn¡¯t give me any points.¡±
Lan Xi couldn¡¯t help laughing after hearing this and said:
"These are not idioms. It is impossible to give points."
"Yeah, but I don't have much, but Wang Qing has a lot of happy things. For example, when talking about communications, the physics teacher asked:
"What is the earliest form of communication?"
¡°This should be a beacon torch?¡±
"Ha, indeed, but Wang Qing replied: I know, teacher, it's just a dream!"
Lan Xi giggled again, her voice was very loud.Crisp. Just when the two were having a pleasant conversation, the car horn sounded, and a BMW drove slowly past the two of them. The car window opened, and a beautiful face appeared on the road, with a face blown by the wind. The eldest lady with long blond hair and shining gold looked at the two people on the bicycle path:
"Classmate Guo Huang, classmate Lan Xi, what are you talking about? Are you so happy?"
"It's classmate Long Yu. What a coincidence today."
Guo Huang said with some surprise, Long Yuqiao smiled sweetly and said:
"It's a coincidence. Seeing you smiling on the bicycle, I feel like crying in this BMW."
Guo Huang did not expect that Long Yu would also complain about the saying that it is better to cry in a BMW than to laugh on a bicycle, but it became popular all over the country. Before Guo Huang could say anything, Long Yu asked:
¡°Where is your electric car?¡±
"I lost it accidentally."
"I see, classmate Guo Huang, I remember you promised me three conditions."
"Uh, yes."
¡°Then let me laugh on the bike.¡±
The BMW stopped and she got out of the car. Guo Huang didn't understand what she meant, but he stopped the car. After Long Yu stepped forward to test it out, he sat sideways on the back frame of the bicycle, and then Qiao smiled brightly and said to Guo Huang:
"Guo Huang, it's time to start."
It turns out that she wanted to ride a bicycle. Guo Huang suddenly realized that he rode the bicycle again, then turned around and said:
"Long Yu, isn't it too childish to waste your conditions on such a trivial matter?"
"I'm very picky. Do you think I just sit on a bicycle? You have to make me laugh on the bicycle."
Long Yu¡¯s eyes flickered and she looked at Guo Huang. Guo Huang smiled and said:
"This is very easy. One day, for some reason, a female classmate pulled her clothes away, and Wang Qing rushed over to fight with the girl and said loudly:
"My bestiality is coming out!"
As a result, he was kicked back by a group of girls across from him. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen. I asked him at that time:
"Where's your animality?"
Speaking of this, Guo Huang paused for a moment. As expected, Long Yu was attracted by this unique joke. She looked at him and said:
"What did he say?"
"This idiot looked at me pitifully, and finally said to me for a long time: 'Meow¡ª¡ª'."
Phew, Long Yu was immediately made to laugh by Guo Huang's magical "meow", and he truly achieved the purpose of laughing on the bicycle. Lan Xi looked at Guo Huang and Long Yu who were drifting away, pinching her green jade hands. He grabbed the handlebar and fell deeply into it.