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"Xiao Mi, I miss you."
Wearing slippers, the tyrant girl came to the refrigerator in the imperial dining room to get a drink. She was suddenly hugged by Guo Huang. After listening to his words, her face suddenly turned red, as if steam was rising, and she stammered:
"It's really rude. What did you say to me suddenly"
"I said I miss you very much, I really do."
Guo Huang was not afraid that the tyrant girl would be angry at all. He just held her from behind, smelled the fragrance of her hair, and felt her questions. With a harem in the second dimension, he would not forget the blood ties between the real world and his sister's family. He Her movements made Guo Mi turn red all over. The mist in her beautiful phoenix eyes seemed to be turning into swirls. She was a little dizzy and couldn't figure out the situation. Although she wanted to pretend to be angry and let Guo Huang know The consequences of offending the Holy Face, but what he said was extremely weak:
"Let me go quickly, brother Huang, please."
Only then did Guo Huang realize that the tyrant girl¡¯s whole body was red, and he couldn¡¯t help but said in shock:
"What's wrong with you? Your face is so red? Do you have a fever? It's like boiled lobster."
Guo Mi was extremely shy, but his incomprehensible words turned her into anger and she bit him hard on the shoulder. Guo Huang, who was in pain, quickly let go of her and said:
"Don't bite, queen, let go of the dragon's mouth."
"I really want the Key Clay, you idiot of physics (I will bite you to death, you rude idiot!)"
After struggling for a few minutes, Guo Huang finally asked for help from Longkou. There was a trace of blood on the tyrant girl's lips, which looked like lipstick. She glared at Guo Huang angrily, then snorted, returned to her room and closed the door. Door.
"That nasal sound is so ecstatic. My girl discovered the hidden attribute of being tired?"
Guo Huang blew the air conditioner on his arm. The little girl bit her so cruelly. She was not afraid to get the rabies vaccine herself. Guo Huang's eyes were filled with tears. What a cruel tyrant.
This bite also removed the confusion in his heart and the unfamiliar barrier of not returning to the real world for a year. He used 'instant recovery' to repair the wound. He has not returned to the real world for more than a year, so let's have a good time.
Walking on the street, the county town is of course very different from the two-dimensional Tokyo, Japan, but it is indeed indescribably friendly to Guo Huang. He passed by Tianhu Park and came to the busiest Jiefang Road. Guo Huang was When I wanted to enter a supermarket to buy something, I unexpectedly saw a person handing out flyers. It was not unusual to hand out flyers, but the strange thing was that this person was Wang Qing.
"Hey, Eunuch Wang, are you making extra money?"
Wang Qing, who was handing out leaflets, was frightened. When he saw it, he breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"It turns out it's Brother Huang. I'm scared to death. I can't let the teacher or my dad know about this."
"You are not short of money. You have more money than me. Don't you want to exchange your Ai Crazy 4S for Ai Crazy 5?"
"How is it possible? Love Crazy 5 is all a cheating custom-made Sakamoto. I won't buy it. In fact, I want to save some money to buy something."
"what?"
"This is a secret that cannot be told! By the way, I heard that "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" has also been copied by our county cinema and is promoting it. Let's go and see it tonight with the queen. It's still very good. Maybe there will be unexpected gains. "
"What you say makes sense. It's a rare Sunday, but isn't this a comedy from Mr. Xing? It's a horror movie with unexpected rewards, right?"
"Haha, I figured it out right away. You really have ambitions for the queen, you evil sister-in-law, you devil."
"I don't want a lolita like you to say that!"
Guo Huang grabbed his clothes and shouted, which immediately attracted everyone's attention. Guo Huang coughed, let go of his clothes and said:
"How should I put it? In reality, one touch and many things are synonymous with trouble. No matter how cute you are or what cute attributes you have, if you like to punch, kick, and boss your brother around, how can you feel that? No one who really has a sister will feel it. Maybe she's a girl! Hey, what's your look like?"
Wang Qing looked at him with contempt and suspicion and said:
"This is the look of my true emotions. You, the guy who has been with the queen all the time, don't know the blessings in the midst of blessings. Do you believe that as long as the queen says she wants to have a boyfriend, so many people can bury you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? She is only 13 years old. She wants to have a boyfriend. She wants to win over my sister. She wants to be better than me, well, better than my father."
"Okay, I don't have any feelings about men's tiredness. You, a nerd, have the potential to become a fire stick recently. I really want to tie you, the winner in life, to the stick."Damn, you have a weak soul, why don¡¯t you have the blonde princess, why don¡¯t you, classmate Lan Xi, why have you been hanging around you lately? Are you the protagonist and I the supporting role? Just like the relationship between Peng Ye and Chun Yuan?
"Well, this relationship is good. If you want to be like the yellow hair next to Brother Cheng, I will shave you right now."
Guo Huang showed his nails, which shone with a cold light. This hand could dig people's hearts. Wang Qing felt like looking at the claws of an old demon from Montenegro. He shivered and said:
"I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to hand out flyers. Remember to take the Queen to the movies, she really wants to see it."
"Why do you know?"
"Because I am her number one fan on Weibo."
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Guo Huang really didn¡¯t know that his sister had Weibo. This guy is really awesome.
"Is the movie good?"
"It's great to watch. To sum up "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" in one sentence: Tang Monk killed his horse, stripped off Sha Monk, forcibly kissed Zhu Bajie, put a ring on Wukong, and then they went to the Western Heaven together!"
"What the hell, and is this really the prequel to Journey to the West?"
"You will understand after watching it. By the way, you and I are both fans of Journey to the West and have watched various movies and TV shows. Do you think why Monk Tang and his disciples traveled to the West to learn scriptures so dangerously!?"
Wang Qing suddenly asked a question, and Guo Huang said without thinking:
"In fact, in the final analysis, it's because they are too rich. Tang Monk wears an amethyst crown! Even the begging bowls he uses are gold bowls. Sun Wukong also wears gold hoops, holds gold sticks, and wears tiger skin! Not to mention Zhu Bajie, who has a fat head and big ears. Either he is a cook or he is rich. Monk Sha is the most pretentious, even though he is wearing a necklace of black pearls, he pretends to be an honest person Compared with them, we are more suitable to go for Buddhist scriptures. At least we will not be robbed." |
"Haha, it's really a close friend's idea. Okay, take this flyer and add a little bit of my meager performance to my work."
Guo Huang's speechless result flyer was actually a coupon for the opening of a self-service barbecue restaurant. This is good. The tyrant girl is a carnivore. Let's have a buffet barbecue with her. However, money is really tight in the real world. It seems that I I also have to find a job in reality. If it¡¯s not enough, I have to go to school and don¡¯t have time.
When Guo Huang was struggling, he suddenly saw a car with an angel wings logo appearing on the street, which immediately cleared up a lot of space in the somewhat congested street. Just kidding, even if you rub off a layer of paint on this luxury car with angel wings, it will cost you. Diaosi has lost a layer of skin. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com