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"Good morning, Master Nigui, have you sobered up a little?"
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"Why don't you say anything? This is not like you, master. By the way, when will the 150,000 reward be obtained? I can't wait."
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"Master, why are you so cold? Did I do something wrong?"
"Ah! (Idiot) has been hung up all night, how can he still be so energetic? By the way, why do I have to be hung up too, and the elder himself sealed his breath?"
Guo Huang and Ni Gui were tied up and dropped to the ceiling. They looked like grasshoppers on a rope. He had been hanging since Qiu Yu tied him back from the mountain in the neighboring town yesterday. At the same time, Ni Gui was also unlucky. Thinking of this, The rebellious ghost said angrily:
"You idiot, didn't I tell you that you should go to Shigure's place to learn long-range weapon evasion techniques first? What did you and Shigure do when you went to the mountains for one night? Why didn't she know that you were going on a bounty mission? .¡±
¡°Master, I¡¯m sorry, I¡¯ve caused trouble for you.¡±
"This is not a matter of being implicated or not. Didn't I tell you that the other party has a gun? You are lucky this time. If you are really shot to death by a bullet, I will be too embarrassed to stay in Liangshanbo. The consequences will actually be very serious. Seriously, no wonder the three women are so angry. Speaking of which, women are so scary when they are angry, and the elders were overwhelmed by the momentum."
"Well, they were angry for me, and I felt very moved to say that."
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"I don't know why, but I have a feeling that you will suffer a big loss at the hands of a woman one day."
"Well, I have this hunch too, but I'm not someone who is easily seduced by women."
"I really don't believe this."
"Please believe me, Master!! By the way, Master, don't tell me that you have never liked a woman at your age."
"Yes, when I was in college, there was a girl who was very good at martial arts. We liked each other for a while, and even reached the age of discussing marriage, but later we fell out because of the wrong way of proposing."
"Huh? What's going on?"
Guo Huang¡¯s heart of gossip was burning, Ni Gui said angrily:
"That day we had a martial arts competition, and I defeated her. I pressed on her so that she couldn't move. The atmosphere was very good, so I gave her the ring I prepared. Not only did she not agree, but she was very angry and wanted me to be like an ordinary man. Just propose."
Before Guo Huang could ask any questions, Ni Gui raised his voice and said:
"Why should I kneel down to propose marriage? This definitely insults my personality. Even if I like it, women can't get used to it."
Guo Huang looked at him speechlessly and said:
"Master, your brain is full of muscles. Just because of this, you are ready to be a bachelor for the rest of your life. I will accept you."
"What's wrong? Why do most men kneel down spinelessly when proposing? Is this a deep-rooted subconscious mind?"
"That's because when a woman kneels down, the man subconsciously unbuttons his belt."
Guo Huang said with a smile. Ni Gui didn't understand at first, but then he understood and laughed loudly and said:
"Boy, you look like a fool who was bullied by women, but on the inside you are more evil than Ma Jianxing. Everyone has been deceived by you, hahaha, I laughed to death."
"Well, Mr. Guo Huang, and Master Nigui, you are so energetic after being hung up all night. It seems you haven't reflected properly."
Fenglisi Meiyu came over with a friendly smile. When Guo Huang saw her familiar "kindness", he suddenly broke into a cold sweat. She didn't hear what she just said, no.
"By the way, I just heard you and Master Nigui talking about something very interesting. Can you tell me what it was?"
"No, absolutely not."
"Really? Forget it, Master Nigui, you can leave. Guo Huang still needs to properly treat his broken parts."
When Ni Gui heard this, his hands collapsed, and he immediately broke away from the rope. He gave Guo Huang a look of sympathy and walked away. Guo Huang suddenly felt desolate. Master, why did you abandon me? I obviously believed so much. your.
Feng Linji Miyu took out an archery target from the corner and placed it on Guo Huang's chest. Guo Huang couldn't help but smell it weakly:
"Miyu, what is this?"
"Well, today Sister Shigure will teach Kaneko archery, and you are also a trainee."
?"Huh? What is my mission?"
"As a human-shaped archery target, don't worry, the arrows won't have arrowheads."
"Woo, can I refuse?"
"What do you think?"
After a while, Kosaka Shigure, Shirahama Kaneko, also arrived. The three women in Liangshan Bozhong gathered together. It happened that the three women were performing a play. Guo Huang felt that he was the poor clown on the stage.
"Kaneyizi, let's try archery today. Well, let's do the lunge first. The function of the lunge was invented for shooting a bow. Keep the finger that protects your fingers, keep your arms flat, aim at the bullseye, and then shoot out an arrow. First, from the Let¡¯s start at thirty steps.¡±
"Okay, Master Shigure."
Shirahama Kaneko was wearing a clean white training uniform. Although the three days of training made her shed countless tears, her energy and spirit had been greatly improved, and her pretty face became more erect. Unfortunately, Guo Huang was knocked down. As they fell, only their legs could be seen. Guo Huang heard a sound breaking through the air. The next moment, arrows shot at Guo Huang and fell from him.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it shot on my arm."
"Ah, I'm sorry, senior."
"Ignore him and keep going."
"Okay, Master."
???????? Pain, ah, danger.
This is how Guo Huang feels. Although there is no arrow, the power of the bow and arrow still hits his body, which still hurts Guo Huang to death. What makes Guo Huang speechless is that the distance is only thirty steps and twenty meters, and the distance is still under his clothes. But he often missed his shots, hitting his stomach, arms, and even his head. It was a trivial matter. The problem was that an arrow accidentally shot through the middle of his thigh. This arrow scared Guo Huang and screamed. , no longer obediently being a target, he also broke the rope, and then jumped out of the window. As a result, a fishing net was thrown out, wrapping him tightly, and even the greatest strength was of no avail.
"Guo Huangjun, it's not okay to be a deserter in the training ground. Sister Shiyu said that I need to train you well to prevent you from doing anything dangerous."
"Uuuu, Meiyu, what happened just now is the real danger. If you are not careful, our future will be ruined. You can't let yourself be a widow."
Guo Huang¡¯s words made Horinji Miyu blush, and she spat at him before dragging him into the training ground again and starting the second phase of training. He was tied to a big disc and started playing a spinning knife game.
"Ahhhhhhelp"
Guo Huang made a miserable cry. After finally escaping the torture of training in hell, this time he entered the Shura field of ¡®love¡¯ which is more terrifying than hell! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com