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"Oh, haha, today is one month since Guo Huangjun entered the dojo. Let's talk about what you think of him, right?"
One night, Fenglin Temple, the world's strongest man and the invincible superman, summoned six masters from Liangshanbo for a meeting.
¡°After such a long period of observation, this young man¡¯s character is pretty good.¡±
Chinese boxing master Ma Jianxing said:
"Yes. He is very gentle to others, respects the elderly and loves the young, and his moral character is pretty good. Even if he encounters a bad boy who is looking for trouble, he only scares them and tries not to hurt them."
When Ma Jianxing said this, he didn't feel guilty at all. It was he who secretly photographed his girlfriend and made most of the bad boys come to Liangshanbo to seek justice. To deal with such a person, naturally the master cannot be allowed to appear, so poor Guo Huang used all his tricks. It's finally settled.
Having said this, Ma Jianxing chuckled and said:
"Do things according to your own principles and don't bother to lie. When I sold him Shigure's photo, he was very happy. I asked him if he wanted to go peeping, and he said he wanted to go crazy. But when I asked him to accompany me to go peeping, he was very angry. Don¡¯t do it.¡±
(In fact, Guo Huang naturally wants to go, but in his concept, the only one who can go is himself. If he goes with this old pervert, he will naturally be very angry.)
The philosophical Misakiji Akiyu touched his chin and said approvingly:
"As long as you think something is wrong, you will restrain yourself from doing it even if you like it. As long as you think something is right, you will do it even if you don't like it."
Qiu Yu paused for a moment and then said: "He is a very principled person. No matter how hard the training is, you can see the love and respect for the masters in his eyes. I think this disciple is good."
Muay Thai master and Apacha also said:
"Although Apacha didn't have the opportunity to teach him, I watched his every move. He is a little guy who is very loyal to his emotions (actually, his desires)."
Kosaka Shigure¡¯s face was expressionless and he said:
"That's what an idiot said."
The karate master and Nigui snorted and said:
"I have long said that this disciple is good. With such clear eyes, how could he be from the Shura Tao? It's just the old man saying it alone."
Misakitsuji Qiuyu smiled and said:
"The elder was also bitten by a snake once. Because of Ogata's incident, he was a little wary of people who had a foundation in martial arts, good potential, and great talents. However, I could see that Guo Huang didn't have any ill intentions and just simply wanted to learn. Skills, ha, Shigure is right, he is just a fool, he has been fooled by our stupid Miu several times, I am laughing so hard, hahaha."
He knocked on the floor like a master. He learned this from Guo Huang. Poor Guo Huang bought innocent photos several times, but was deceived all the time. And they were all simple honey traps. But there was never a time when he was not fooled. Feng Linji Miu finally knew that it would be ineffective to deal with this guy forcefully. Every time Guo Huang was cheated, he would beat the floor angrily, making Qiu Yu see it in his eyes and laugh in his heart.
"Really? If everyone says so, I will contact him during the inspection period. Speaking of which, it is thanks to him that Liang Shanbo became lively. Well, Meiyu no longer shows lonely eyes. This child is too busy in school. Dazzling, she traveled with me since she was a child and didn¡¯t know how to get along with ordinary people, so she was rejected by female classmates. And because of the warrior instinct I developed, she unconsciously threw away the boys who came near her, causing all the boys to panic. I'm afraid of him. I only know that she is very lonely because she doesn't have any friends of her own age. Fortunately, Guo Huang is here and this child is good."
"Ha, the elder is also sure of a person. This is very rare. I don't think I want to recruit him as my son-in-law."
As soon as Ma Jianxing finished his half-joking words, a clang was heard outside the door, and then he ran away with some embarrassed footsteps. The six masters all laughed. The little girl Meiyu was eavesdropping outside. How could they not know? Horinji Hayato said :
"It's not that easy to be my grandson-in-law. You have to defeat me first."
"My God, Elder Hayato, you are completely rejecting me. It seems that Miu will never be able to marry."
"Yes, the person who defeated the Invincible Superman hasn't been born yet."
"If there really is one, it can only be that person."
" Misakiji Temple Qiuyu said that the atmosphere suddenly became silent, but Qiuyu quickly adjusted the atmosphere and said:
"Speaking of which, Guo Huang hasn't come back yet. Are you being lazy?"
¡°Well, I remember you asked him to carry two ¡®beauties¡¯ weighing hundreds of kilograms aroundLet's go for a run. If he wasn't lazy, he would probably be at Qiu Shan's place. "
"Kuso! I'm such an idiot!"
Guo Huang hugged two beauties on his left and right while running with sweat pouring down from his body. The two beauties were carved out of stone and lifelike. They were exactly the images of Shigure and Miu. It must be said that Misakoshi Temple Qiuyu's sculptures are of extremely high quality and look like real people.
After dinner in the evening, Qiu Yu said that there was a gift for him. Guo Huang couldn't help but followed him curiously and saw two lifelike statues. He was very excited at the time. Misakiji Qiu Yu asked him which one he liked? Guo Huang replied without thinking:
"I like both."
"Well, greed is the biggest motivation for men. I've given them to you. They are props to replace Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. Now you can run around the town with them in your arms."
In this way, under Qiu Yu's devilish smile, Guo Huang had to start a marathon in the middle of the night, and there was also the risk of being regarded as a pervert.
"Oh, I'm exhausted. This town is too big. I must have run at least 40 kilometers in this lap, and these two things are too heavy."
Guo Huang didn't dare to be lazy, because he knew that Qiu Yu knew his limits better. If he was lazy and went back, Qiu Yu could easily understand the energy consumed by his muscles and blood through 'Listening to Jin'. This miraculous technique made Guo Huang indifferent. No possibility of cheating.
Ding ding ding
The sound of bicycles was heard, and some roads were opened. However, there was a bang, the sound of bicycle tires bursting, and then a girl screamed and fell to the ground. Guo Huang stopped quickly, walked over and said:
"Are you OK?"
The girl whimpered and covered her face. It was obviously very painful. However, with the help of the dim moonlight, she saw a man holding two motionless women approaching her with a 'smiling' smile. She was so frightened that she couldn't even shake the pain. When he arrived, he stood up suddenly and ran away shouting:
"Pervert, don't come over."
"Hey, hey, don't randomly add attributes to others. Have you misunderstood something?"
Guo Huang hugged the two beauties and easily followed the girl who showed her potential. The girl said in fear:
"Please let me go. I will pretend that I didn't see anything. I don't know anything about killing people, buying corpses, raping and killing."
Guo Huang was speechless and followed the girl:
"You must have read too many detective novels."
¡°Woooooooo, don¡¯t follow me, please.¡±
"You will fall again if you run like this."
Guo Huang said with a smile. Suddenly, the girl didn't know where the courage came from. She turned around suddenly, then took out something and shined an electric light on Guo Huang. Guo Huang was caught off guard and screamed, and the 'beauty' in his hand fell. Falling, making a heavy sound, because Guo Huang lost control while running, he bumped into the girl, and the two rolled into a ball.
Under the moonlight, Guo Huang and the girl looked at each other in a male-top-girl position. Guo Huang¡¯s legs were deep between the girl¡¯s legs and his hands were on her shoulders. This posture was a precursor to rape.
"It hurts so much. How can you, this girl, hide a controlled substance and suddenly shock someone?"
"Uh-huh, please let me go. I'm not delicious at all. You see, I'm thin and small. I have no breasts and no butt. I also have the worst figure in the class during the physical examination. I may grow better in two years. Please Please let me stay clean for at least two years, please.¡±
The girl cried weakly. Guo Huang was speechless and looked at the girl. She had short hair with a strange hairstyle, with rhombuses and horns, but she looked very good. Her thin body had a pitiful feeling. Guo Huang coughed. road:
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in elementary school students. Besides, I'm not a pervert. You attacked me to make it look like this. Look carefully at the corpses of the two beauties you think are stone sculptures."
The girl was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw that the two women were made of stone. She breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time couldn't help but say:
"I'm not a primary school student, I'm a high school student!"
"Hey, hey, that's not what you're complaining about, right? Oh, forget it, I'm going to continue running. If you mess with me like this, I will definitely be unlucky when I go back."
Guo Huang stood up and hugged the two beauties. The girl was stunned for a moment, then slowly got up and took a step forward.
"A generation"
Only then did she realize that her foot was twisted. Guo Huang heard the sound and looked at the girl who was covering her foot and crying. He felt helpless and put down the stone statue. In the girl's surprised eyes, he carried her on his back. At the same time, he did not forget to put the bicycle on his back. He picked it up with one hand and said:
"Forget it, if you are punished, punish it. Where is your home?"
¡°I¡¯m on Futian Street, Harry Gadot.¡±
"It's okay, who told me to look like a bad guy? Pay attention, we have to take a shortcut!"
Guo Huang suddenly jumped over. The weight of a little girl and a bicycle were like floating clouds in front of his third-level strength. He jumped onto the wall, and then suddenly jumped onto the roof of the mobile house. He was actually on the roof. Jumping and running quickly, the girl was so frightened that she wanted to scream, but she covered her mouth and looked at the scene of flying over the wall in surprise, suspecting that she was in a dream. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com)bsp; "I am on Futian Street, Harry Gadot."
"It's okay, who told me to look like a bad guy? Pay attention, we have to take a shortcut!"
Guo Huang suddenly jumped over. The weight of a little girl and a bicycle were like floating clouds in front of his third-level strength. He jumped onto the wall, and then suddenly jumped onto the roof of the mobile house. He was actually on the roof. Jumping and running quickly, the girl was so frightened that she wanted to scream, but she covered her mouth and looked at the scene of flying over the wall in surprise, suspecting that she was in a dream. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com