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Ten minutes later, Guo Huang and Ma Jianxing were tied up and kneeling at the door of the hall. Ma Jianxing was carrying:
¡°I am guilty, I have been broken since birth.¡±
Guo Huang was even more exaggerated, carrying a stone-carved Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva on his back, with a sign hanging on it saying:
"Namo Ami, Lord Buddha, please save me, an eroge star."
"Woo, Master Ma, I was killed by you."
"I am the one, brat, you are so stupid, you were deceived by Miyu into telling the truth. She was originally a stupid girl, how come she became so smart with you?"
"I was taken advantage of because I was too tired from exercise. Moreover, I have only heard that falling in love makes people stupid, but I have never heard that falling in love can make women smart."
Feng Linji Miu, who was watching the two people from a distance, looked embarrassed and said:
"What is this idiot Guo Huang talking about? Who is in love with him? Damn it, I didn't even tell you that I was getting the photo album. Master Ma already told me."
Standing next to her was a woman with long black hair simply tied up and a beautiful expressionless face. She was wearing a black ninja uniform. The mesh on her chest showed a large area of ??snow-white skin and a deep cleavage. She looked at it carefully. After writing about Guo Huang, he said:
"It's good to protect what you love and never compromise."
"Sister Shigure, that was a secretly photographed photo of us. You actually applauded him. I don't understand. It's such a shameful thing."
"Shy, what?"
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"Oh haha, Meiyu's house doesn't have enough ingredients. Go buy some. By the way, take Guo Huangjun with you. He has been here for a week and has never really left Liangshanbo."
"No, he only received punishment for a few minutes and did not reflect deeply on his behavior."
"I don't remember that I taught my granddaughter to use such a punishment method that insults a man's dignity."
"Woo, suona, it's normal to sit on your knees. Master Ma said that his wife likes to use this method to deal with him. This is a caring way to correct a man's mistakes."
Feng Linji Hayato looked speechless, Ni Gui drank bulk industrial wine and laughed:
¡°I¡¯ve heard that this is a tradition in mainland China, so women are terrible and it¡¯s great not to get married.¡±
"Apacha, there is a kneeling practice method in Muay Thai. It mainly exercises the knees. Apacha doesn't understand."
"Okay, Meiyu, take Guo Huang with you. Well, bring him these things as punishment."
Because of Misakiji Akiyu's words, Guo Huang was exempted from the punishment of the legendary 'Love Kneeling Position' and followed Miyu out of Liangshanpo. He had a fifty kilogram Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva tied to his back and dragged on his feet. The six iron balls caused sparks to rub against the ground with every step they took, just like an old ox pulling a plow.
"That is how the matter?"
"Abuse?"
"No, isn't that Miu-chan? Oh, oh, I know this is dojo training. Miu did this when she was a child, and even had the police come to her door, thinking they were abusing children."
"Wow, because it was too strict, no one dared to enter the Liangshanbo Dojo. I remember that one person lasted three days at most."
"Well, it wasn't three days, right. There was someone who insisted on it for many years before, but it seemed that they fell out later."
People on the road were talking a lot. Guo Huang looked at his nose and blocked out all these words. Meiyu saw Guo Huang struggling and said softly:
"Guo Huang, as long as you hand over the photos, I will use the key to help you unload the things."
"no no no!!"
Guo Huang was shocked and quickly refused. Fenglin Temple Meiyu suddenly turned red and said:
"You are going to be broken both physically and mentally. There is no way you can save it."
Guo Huang didn't look sideways and acted as if he didn't hear anything, which made Feng Linsi angry and anxious. He was obviously timid in training, but why was he like the stone in the toilet, smelly and hard? . Ignoring Guo Huang, he snorted and walked quickly. Guo Huang reluctantly followed. The two of them were in such a posture that passers-by did not dare to stop them and gave up their position.
¡°Boss Bantian, here¡¯s a bag of potatoes.¡±
"It's Meiyu, ha, I guess you're almost here. Here, this is what you want, a hundred catties of potatoes, um, of course I put a little more."
"Thank you, uncle. Please give the bag to this person."
Miu FengrinjiHe smiled sweetly and pointed at Guo Huang. The middle-aged shop owner looked at it and said immediately:
"Wow, that's an exaggeration. He's new here, hmm. His physique reminds me of Ogata-kun."
Hearing this name, Meiyu¡¯s expression changed and she quickly said:
"It's different. Although this guy is a little lecherous, he is definitely not a dark person."
"Darkness? What?"
¡°It¡¯s nothing, Uncle Sakata, here¡¯s the money, I¡¯m going to another store.¡±
Feng Linji Miu changed the subject. Guo Huang took the potato from the shop owner, held it in his arms, and walked up, thinking in his heart:
"Ogata? Who is it? I seem to have an impression."
¡°Obasan, bring me ten kilograms of beef.¡±
"Oh, it's Miu-chan, here it is, as per the old rules, 20% off."
"Harry Gadot."
"Mr. Yuanfang, please give me thirty pounds of green peppers."
"It's Miu. Didn't I tell you to call me Brother Yuanfang? If you call me, I'll give you a 10% discount."
"I hate it, Mr. Yuanfang, I told Mrs. Yuanfang."
"No, I was wrong, I was wrong, here you go, 10% off."
While shopping all the way, although Guo Huang was dressed very strangely, everyone chose to ignore it because of Meiyu's relationship. Guo Huang watched Meiyu of Fenglin Temple saying hello along the way, showing sweet smiles from time to time, and looking very familiar with many vendors. , everyone is also very enthusiastic about her because her smile is contagious.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Did you steal your love with a knife?"
Guo Huang was very troubled, and he unconsciously gave up the idea of ??raking it all away. Finally, the purchase was completed, and Guo Huang had already piled up a mountain of large and small packages.
"Well, okay, let's go back."
Feng Linji Miu waved to Guo Huang and took away part of it for him. Guo Huang was slightly moved, really lightly, because what she took away was a bag containing bread.
Meow
A kitten meowed on the fence of the residence on the roadside. Feng Linji Meiyu's eyes lit up, and with a slight jump, she jumped on the fence as light as a feather, frightening the kitten and showing its teeth and claws.
"Don't be afraid, little kitten, I won't hurt you. Now, I'll give you some bread."
Fengrinji Miu said carefully, tore off a piece of bread and handed it to the kitten. The kitten seemed to feel her kindness. At the same time, it didn't seem to be a wild cat. It was not too wild towards people, so it walked over and gently He bit down on the bread and ate it, then licked Meiyu's palm in a friendly manner, making her giggle and said:
"It's so itchy."
After playing with the cat for a while, Feng Linji Miyu seemed to be in a much more relaxed mood. On the way back, she no longer looked coldly towards Guo Huang, but actually helped him ¡®reduce his burden¡¯ and took away a lot of things. Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help but say:
"Miyu, do you like cats?"
"Yeah, I like it the most."
"Then why not raise one?"
"No way."
Feng Linsi Meiyu shook her head and quickly walked into Liangshan Bo without saying the reason. Guo Huang followed him in and suddenly saw a flash of red light, and then something appeared above his head, a small mouse with a tail tied to it. Its characteristic feature is a red bow, which makes a squeaking sound.
"Dou Zhong Pill?"
Guo Huang instantly understood what this was, and at the same time he also realized the reason why Meiyu didn¡¯t keep a cat. She was a good girl who thought about others.
"Young man, you and Meiyu are back from your date."
An elusive figure hangs upside down on the gate of Liangshanbo. Hair blacker than black pearls is scattered in front of Guo Huang. The faint aroma of shampoo or his daughter's body fragrance fills his sense of smell. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com