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"It's time to eat."
In the somewhat dilapidated hall, Guo Huang knelt on the mat, his hands inflated and mutated like Popeye eating spinach. The dining table in the hall was full of people, including the Invincible Superman, Feng Linji Hayato, Nigui, Ma Jianxing, who had several stab wounds on his body, Apacha, the Muay Thai god of death with bandages on his hands, and the scary devil teacher, Misakiji Akiu, who had a calm face, said with a smile:
¡°It¡¯s so rare that I finally finished the task and caught up. I¡¯ll have a good meal later to replenish my strength. After all, it¡¯s just a warm-up exercise in the morning.¡±
"Woo."
"Guo Huang just shed tears. This is still a warm-up. I don't know if anyone will die officially. Hayato of Fenglinji laughed heartily and said:
"Oh, hehe, today is the time for new disciples to join, so lunch will be a little richer."
"Ha, I haven't had a hearty meal for a long time. There is really no way. Prices in Japan have risen too fast, and there are too few people willing to learn kung fu. If there are ten or eight students, we can all renovate the dojo. .¡±
Ma Jianxing, who had several stab wounds on his body, laughed, and suddenly made a squeaking sound, and a stream of blood sprayed out. He quickly stopped himself from studying abroad with a finger, and Guo Huang complained speechlessly.
"Master Ma, be a man."
"I wonder if Meiyu will buy me wine. I suspect this bulk low-quality wine is made from industrial alcohol. It tastes so bad."
¡°Eat meat, eat meat, Apacha.¡±
"Everyone has been waiting for a long time. Today we are making seafood fish rice bowl, and it is Ishikawa's fish."
"Apacha, that's great. I've ever eaten fish in Ishikawa. The fish in Ishikawa is very delicious, especially the seafood rice bowl there. It tastes great! The delicious fish there is unforgettable. Apacha is so excited." .¡±
"Shiver (please)"
Feng Linji Miu happily took turns serving food to everyone, just like a hotel waiter. The hair on her head was shaking unscientifically, and the beautiful little black mole under the corner of her right eye seemed to have a charming magic power with her smile, which made Guo Guo Huang stared blankly.
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It was Guo Huang's turn. Feng Linji Miu put down the food heavily, snorted, and left. Guo Huang smiled bitterly in his heart. She was still angry, but when he saw his fish rice bowl, he slapped the poor baby. The size, when looking at the huge Ishikawa sea fish of others, formed a sharp contrast, I couldn't help but said pitifully:
¡°That, Senior Sister Meiyu.¡±
"What?"
"My food"
"Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have enough ingredients, so I'll give you some of the remaining dried fish from Douzhongwan. Thank you."
I¡¯m dizzy, isn¡¯t Douzhongwan always a rat? Give me rat food. Although it is a strange pet, a super rat that loves cleanliness and has half the strength of a master, the pet of the son of weapons, Kasaka Shigure, but this is too different, wuwu. Guo Huang burst into tears and could only take out his chopsticks. Without magic power, he had consumed too much energy and would definitely be doomed if he didn't eat. Women are really petty and should never be offended.
Suddenly Guo Huang felt something scattered in front of him, and he grabbed it with his hand. It was indeed soft into silk and black as pearls. He quickly turned around and saw an upside-down pretty face. She was wearing a black ninja costume, pretty. Her face was expressionless, and a large area of ??snow-white skin was exposed in the mesh area of ??her chest, and her breasts with an astonishing amount of milk were looming.
"ah¡¡"
Guo Huang was frightened at first, thinking that the female ghost Sadako appeared. Fortunately, he quickly recognized it. This person was the sixth master he had not seen, and the only one he thought was female, Kasaka Shigure.
"Hello."
Guo Huang quickly greeted him, and Kosaka Shigure looked at him expressionlessly, and after a while he said:
"It's from Douzhongwan."
"What?"
Guo Huang was a little strange, and then he heard Meiyu from Fenglin Temple laugh and say:
"Sister Shigure, I bought new ingredients for the Douchawan and I'm already eating it. You don't have to worry."
"oh."
The next moment, the person in front of Guo Huang disappeared. Guo Huang breathed a sigh of relief, and then realized that Douzhongwan had new food, but he was eating his leftovers? Is my status worse than that of a mouse? He looked at Fenglinji Meiyu with grievance, and Meiyu hummed softly:
¡°This is just to teach you a lesson, perverts have no human rights.¡±
"Yes, Meiyu is right, haha."
Ma Jianxing ate the food without blushing while talking.??, Guo Huang is speechless, this is the big pervert, why can he eat a sumptuous meal? As if seeing Guo Huang's doubts, Fenglin Temple Meiyu said:
"Master Ma has been broken since he was born. There is no way to save him. You still have a chance to correct the problem."
¡°Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupuu, Meiyu said that to me, I feel sad, my uncle¡¯s heart was hurt by you, please comfort me.¡±
After saying that, he rushed forward, using clavicle skills to shrink his body, and was about to throw himself into the arms of Fenglinji Meiyu. Fenglinji Meiyu struck his legs with an ax as fast as Shandan. With a bang, the ground shook, and Ma Jianxing was driven into the floor.
"So fast, the girl has great kicks!"
Guo Huang couldn't help complaining, this lecherous uncle is so in need of a fight. Only I can jump into Miyu's arms. If I can't get stronger early, defeat this guy and protect Miu and the beautiful master Kosaka Shigure, Guo Huang has a burning fighting spirit. Fuurenji Hayato has been observing him, insisting on showing a smile, and the demon teacher Misagojiji Akiame also touched his chin and said:
"Hmm, this momentum is good. I hope I can keep going at once. I was too gentle this morning."
The smile at Misueji Temple is the birth of Guo Huang¡¯s suffering¡ª¡ª
"Well, you've finished eating and you've rested for thirty minutes. Now that you've digested your food, let's start training."
¡°Oh no, no, master, my hands have been drained of energy to eat.¡±
"Then use all your strength to feed. Hehe, don't worry, we won't do any upper limb exercise in the afternoon. Let's do a very simple running training."
"Master, this is what you call running. Why are you tying lead sand to my feet? Why do you still want me to drag those thick wheels? Not only are you on it, wow! How many shot put are there! That's three stops away. Ah! I am a human being, not a tow truck."
"Stop complaining and run with me!"
"No! Even if you beat me to death, I won't do it. Being a cow or a horse is how I describe myself now. Absolutely!"
"Ha, you actually said that, then just treat yourself like a cow and a horse, drive!!"
Qiu Yu picked up the whip and whipped it towards Guo Huang, hitting Guo Huang in the back. Guo Huang only felt a burst of burning pain.
Really, really fighting? !
Guo Huang jumped up from the ground and wanted to find an explanation, but he heard Qiu Yu swinging his whip in the air, like a thunderbolt, and immediately started running without thinking.
In this situation, if we really try to argue with him, we don¡¯t know how many whips we will get!
"No, don't! Oh, Master, I just run."
"Stop blabbering! Hurry up! Even the turtle can outrun you!"
"What kind of turtle is that? A Ninja Turtle!"
"You still have the energy to complain, hurry up, a snail will run past you."
Just like that, 6 hours later, the sky darkened.
"Since today is the first day of training, I only asked you to do warm-up exercises. Starting from tomorrow, I will officially train you. You should have a good sleep tonight to eliminate all fatigue."
As Qiu Yu said this, Shi Shiran left the dojo. Guo Huang was left, covered with scars, slumped at the door of the dojo.
"I have no strength, who can help me?"
Guo Huang stretched out his hands miserably and asked for help. At this time, a figure came over. Feng Linji Meiyu came over and saw Guo Huang's appearance and said with concern:
"A real man? Guo Huangjun?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Senior Sister Meiyu, Master Qiuyu is a devil, absolutely."
"How could it be? Master Qiu Yu is the most normal and gentle among all of them, relatively speaking."
"Woo, I hate the theory of relativity so much, Senior Sister Meiyu, you won't leave me alone, will you?"
"How could it be? Although you are a bit annoying to me, I still love you now that I have a junior brother."
After Fenglinsi Meiyu said that, he stretched out his hands. Guo Huang thought he was going to help him up, but he found that there was an extra stick in his hand. Fenglinsi Meiyu said:
"I had anticipated this situation, so I made a crutch for you. Well, Sister Shigure chopped it off. Thank her."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm so touched, you were trampled by the alpaca."
Trembling, Guo Huang walked into Liangshan Po with crutches. Suddenly, Guo Huang heard a voice saying:
"It's so slow. Although I handed you over to that guy from Misakoshiji, I am your orthodox master. Come here quickly. We are going to start actual combat training. My hands have been itching all day."
A strong man of 1.9 meters appeared and dragged Guo Huang away. Guo Huang shouted:
"YaÖëdie"
Guo Huang¡¯s desolate voice echoed in the empty Liangshan Bo Martial Arts Gym, no, it was the hell that was clad in the gym. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com)??
Guo Huang¡¯s desolate voice echoed in the empty Liangshan Bo Martial Arts Gym, no, it was the hell that was clad in the gym. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com