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"It hurts! Please be gentle."
"I was light enough, but I didn't expect that your 'injury' was so serious. It can be seen that the Queen is very angry, and the consequences will be serious. Well, Your Majesty's Nine Yin White Bone Claws are more powerful than Mei Chaofeng."
During the lunch break, the classroom was empty. Everyone had gone to the cafeteria to eat. Guo Huang lay on the table, exposing his back. Lolita control Wang Qing stood behind him and touched his back. It was a visual illusion. A sexy gesture, reminiscent of something fujoshi-like, but in fact it was just Wang Qing very innocently wiping saffron oil on Guo Huang's purple back.
"Guo Huang, actually I think you deserve it. You should really practice your emotional intelligence. You cheated in front of His Majesty, which naturally made her Long Yan furious."
"Steal your sister! Strengthen your sister! Your intelligence and intelligence need to be retrained. It's not that I'm too stupid, but that real women are too difficult to deal with. I have a lot of means to deal with women in the second dimension."
"Yes, yes, you can live with your two-dimensional girlfriend for the rest of your life, ha."
"who?"
"What's wrong?"
"I feel like someone passed by just now."
¡°Just pass by, there¡¯s nothing to make a fuss about.¡±
"You lolicon, don't you know that now everyone has a mobile phone, and every household has a Weibo. If you take pictures from different angles or photoshop it, just use the words you like, we are going to be famous, oh, I should have known I shamelessly asked Lan Xi to apply the medicine for me. Her hands were as soft and delicate as thatch stalks, and her skin was as clean and smooth as suet. It really fit the description in the Book of Songs that her hands were like catkins and her skin was like gelatin. It must be very comfortable to get up.¡±
"You know so clearly? Have you touched it?"
"Is it so dirty to say it? What's the fuss about shaking hands?"
"Really? I think this should be told to the queen. Unfortunately, I grew up together and I haven't even shaken the queen's hand. I'm really worried about your majesty. I was deceived by your old face. 'Why am I right three times?' Yuan women are not interested' and so on. As a result, not only did she covet the princess, but she also flirted with her deskmate."
"I'm worried about you sister, are you a eunuch?"
"We are familiar with you. If you say nonsense, I will sue you for slander. Although I am still a virgin, I have guarded my virginity for my queen."
"Isn't there a saying that says, 'The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is?'"
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After the two said some unnutritious words, they were about to go to the cafeteria to get food. Suddenly, a male student who was a member of the class came to the door and said:
¡°That, classmate Guo Huang.¡±
"What's the matter? Classmate Wang Chao?"
"Someone gave you a letter."
Wang Chao stepped forward and handed an envelope to Guo Huang, and then ran away. Guo Huang stared blankly at the letter in his hand:
¡°What the hell, there are still people using physical letters.¡±
"Hehe, it's not a love letter, right? Brother Huang, your love fortune has been increasing recently, so it's very possible."
"Looking at you, I seem to be very interested. If you want to see it, I'll give it to you."
Without even looking at it, Guo Huang handed the envelope to Wang Qing, hummed the tune "You" and walked out slowly, and came to the cafeteria. There was a sea of ??people inside. Guo Huang was holding a stainless steel buffet plate and didn't know where to sit down. , suddenly heard someone calling him:
"Classmate Guo Huang."
Guo Huang turned around and saw Lan Xi greeting him. He couldn't help but walked over and said with a smile:
"Didn't you tell me not to call my classmates? Just call me by name, Lan Xi. Do you mind if I sit next to you?"
Guo Huang saw that there was no one around Lan Xi. The dining table was broken, and the chairs on the other side were destroyed. There were two chairs on the remaining side, which looked shabby. No wonder no one was sitting on it.
"Um."
Lan Xi blushed and nodded, Guo Huang was not polite, sat next to her and said:
¡°The school cafeteria doesn¡¯t have many places, it¡¯s shabby and the equipment has not been updated, and we are not allowed to eat in restaurants outside. Monopoly is overbearing. Fortunately, although the food here does not taste very good, we are not allowed to eat sand or anything like that. "
Guo Huang found a topic to talk about while eating, but he was the one talking. Lan Xi just responded with a simple yes. She ate very delicately, eating in small bites, very ladylike. Thinking of all the ladies, Guo Huang couldn't help but think of the blonde princess. He had never seen her eating. Could it be that she didn't eat at noon? Or eat out.
Just as I was thinking about Guo Huang¡¯s mobile phone QQ, I started to think about it. When I opened it, I saw it was Nanako¡¯s short message.?.
"Hongyi, how about we go to the family restaurant for lunch together?"
Guo Huang got what he wanted. Although the food in the school cafeteria was not hard to swallow, it was really impossible to taste good, so he stood up and said:
"Xi, I'm full, I'm going back to the classroom first."
Hearing Guo Huang call her name, Lan Xi's face once again turned red. She nodded slightly and sighed. Guo Huang went to the bucket to throw away the leftover food. After cleaning the tableware, he left the cafeteria. , started walking away from the green belt behind the Wang Teaching Building, preparing to enter the two-dimensional world.
"What's the reason you called me here?"
Suddenly he heard a female voice, and Guo Huang was startled because he realized that it was the voice of the princess. He immediately hid his body and followed the sound. He saw Long Yu's blond hair in the corridor behind the teaching 30 meters away. Shining in the sun, as beautiful and dazzling as gold. The person she was talking to was a student who looked like a senior in high school. Because the distance was a bit far, and Guo Huang actually didn't care much about the students in the school, and he didn't recognize him. who.
"Magic power is strengthened!"
Guo Huang immediately used magic power to strengthen his facial features, improve his ears and eyes, and he could clearly see the boy's appearance. He was 1.78 meters tall, and his hair style looked like it was designed by a professional. It fit his face shape very well. Guo Huang had to Admit it's a handsome guy.
"Classmate Long Yu, I have liked you for a long time. Please date me."
The boy then went straight in, and Guo Huang curled his lips. It turned out to be a confession scene, but if Long Yu could catch up so easily, he wouldn't be called a arrogant blonde princess. As expected, Long Yu said coldly:
"Is this what you're saying?"
"Yes, this is the truth that I have been holding back for a long time. Every time I close my eyes, I see your shadow. Your every frown and smile echo deeply in my heart. Your appearance is a symbol to me. Eternal legend, I feel like I can¡¯t live without you"
Hearing these love words, Guo Huang got goosebumps all over his body, secretly saying that it was so disgusting, but Long Yu still kept a cold look in his eyes. After listening to him carefully, he said:
"what do you like about me?"
"I like everything about you."
"This answer is really general. Do you like my appearance? Personality? Temperament? Connotation?"
"Connotation and temperament."
The boy answered quickly, his face was very happy, because Long Yu didn't refuse him straight away. Is this a joke? The next moment, he saw Long Yu turn around and leave. The boy was stunned and couldn't help but ask:
"Long Yu"
"Your answer is very hypocritical. Even if you force yourself to do so, I will not associate with hypocritical people. I am called the blonde princess, the most perfect gem of the Long family. Do you know what a gem is?"
"Well, it's a precious and perfect treasure."
"No, it's a decoration. It has the same function as a vase. I don't deny this. Even a vase has its own value and meaning. If you say you like my connotation and temperament, then it is a hypocritical denial. My only value is as a gem vase, and it would be redundant for you to carry a 10,000-word love letter."
After Long Yu finished speaking, he left immediately. The boy was stunned for a while, then rushed forward anxiously and grabbed Long Yu's hand and said:
"Long Yu, don't leave, promise me, I really love you."
"Let go!"
¡°I won¡¯t let you go, and I won¡¯t let you go if you don¡¯t agree!¡±
Guo Huang couldn't stand it any longer. Hey, did you make a mistake? If you fail to confess, you will act like a rogue. Guo Huang took off a fastener from Xiaomi's mobile phone, and his magic power suddenly exploded. His strength was like a seventh-degree black belt, and he flicked it on his finger. , and suddenly, like Huang Yaoshi's magical power, the fastener shot out like a bullet, hitting the back of the boy's head. The boy's vision went dark and he passed out.
A blue light flashed in Long Yu's eyes, and she was about to use mysterious means to get the boy to let go, but found that the boy had passed out. As the boy fell, a finger-sized all-metal fastener fell to the ground. Long Yu picked up the fastener and saw the dent marks on it. She was smart and knew that someone had used this to knock the boy unconscious, so she came to the edge of the corridor and said:
"Who is there?"
But no one answered. Holding the fastener, Long Yu's beautiful eyebrows furrowed, she took a deep look at the greenery, turned and left the corridor.
"Sima Da! That fastener was a birthday gift from the queen when she was 10 years old. She ordered me to carry it with her every day. It's really bad. But it seems that the princess is also very hard. She often talks about her feelings without saying anything. A guy who fails to express his love like this, becomes shameless or becomes angry with shame."
Guo Huang stood up from the grass, hummed "you" and left the green belt, walking into a more remote corner and traveling through the second dimension. Guo Huang didn't see him coming out. After he came out, the blonde princess appeared again and watched him disappear. Back view, silent. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com)"You" left the green belt and walked into a more remote corner to travel through the second dimension. Guo Huang didn't see him coming out. After he came out, the blonde princess appeared again and looked at his disappearing back without saying a word. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com