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"You are going to be popular."
Lolita control Wang Qing said to Guo Huang with a 'heavy' look on his face. Guo Huang was packing his schoolbag. It was already lunch break. He was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, and was wondering whether to see Nanako later, or what to say today. In the evening, he was preparing to enter the two-dimensional world. He struggled with the two films "The Color of Water" and "Ghost Father 1" for a long time, because both worlds have two female protagonists, and he likes them both.
Guo Huang has always dreamed of having three wives and four concubines, and having a lovely second-dimensional heroine as his harem. However, there are so many beautiful heroines in the second-dimensional world. Guo Huang also has some that he likes and some that he doesn¡¯t like. And the day before yesterday, five seconds per second made him understand, really It is difficult to have a harem of three thousand, so he can only be admitted on a merit-based basis. Unlike the protagonist in some novels who travel to a certain dimensional world, he can travel infinitely at will as long as his magic power is enough. Lifan, even if you only choose one in each world, there will be an extremely large harem group, so you really need to choose carefully.
"How could I become popular? I didn't throw away the 8G mobile hard drive."
(Source: While eating, a female colleague said worriedly: "I might be famous." Everyone was curious and asked, "What's wrong?" "I just found out that one of my USB flash drives was lost, like Brother Guanxi. 8g)
"My brother, you are too slow, haven't you noticed that everyone has been chatting all morning?"
"Talk about me? Yes, I understand. Didn't I specially dress up my disguise today? I look very handsome and my eyes are electric?"
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Wang Qing was speechless, Guo Huang laughed and said:
"Okay, don't be pretentious, just tell me what's going on."
"What else can happen? It's the matter between you and Jin Jinji. You and Jin Jinji were talking, laughing and flirting in the morning. It has already spread throughout the school."
"Huh? Didn't I just say a few words to her?"
"Tell me a few words? Did she smile at you, or was she angry at you?"
"Yes, there is, but"
"Stop! What you have is what you have, there is nothing wrong with it. You have a queen, and then you want to get your hands on the princess. You are a man who rides on two boats."
"It's just a matter of arbitrariness to step on your sister, okay? And why did you involve the queen again? You damn lolita control, I told you, I'm not a sister control."
Guo Huang really wanted to strangle this guy to death. His reputation as a perverted sister must have spread from him. The culprit had no consciousness at all. Wang Qing saw Guo Huang's murderous expression and said quickly:
"Stop! Okay, I'm not just talking about the princess. Well, no, it might be related to this matter. That guy Fat Tiger has already spoken and wants you to look good!"
"Ha, what's wrong? Did I knock him out and cause internal injuries this morning?"
"Don't you know that Fat Tiger is a fanatical pursuer of Blonde Ji?"
"I don't know, but I know what it means when a fat toad wants to eat swan meat, and I don't think about his size. Even if the shining golden young lady really falls in love with him, wouldn't it be that in the future, he will be Crushed to death, there are limits to what a woman can endure."
Hearing Guo Huang's words, Wang Qing also imagined the scene in his mind, with a strange expression on his face. Finally, he couldn't help laughing and patted the table and said:
"Haha, yes, it's just like an elephant and a white rabbit having sex. This already transcends races and is more ridiculous than a wolf falling in love with a sheep."
Peng!
There was a sound of the table being slapped. They both stopped laughing and looked around, only to see the beautiful blonde girl Long Yu standing up from the table. She didn't know when she returned to the classroom and listened to the conversation between the two. In his ears, Wang Qing's face suddenly turned pale and he said sarcastically:
"Guo Huang, I'm going to eat, please be careful."
After saying that, he ran out without looking back. However, Guo Huang's expression remained as usual. He put the books away and was about to go out when he heard a sweet voice:
"Guo Huang, stop!"
Guo Huang turned around and said:
"you call me?"
The bulging chest of the beautiful blonde girl rose and fell, showing the anger in her heart. She said angrily:
"Apologize!"
"Apologise? No need. Although you threw the umbrella into the trash can, I remember I said you could throw it away."
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????The Long Jade Beak Teeth gnaw loudly, why are you apologizing to him? But before she gets angry, GuoThen he said:
"I'm going to eat, I have something to talk about later."
After saying that, the big family hummed the dumplings and walked out. As soon as they arrived downstairs, they saw Wang Qing waiting for him and said:
"Brother, come here, come here."
"what happened again?"
"The fat tiger has already led people to block the door of the cafeteria. You can't let the sheep enter the tiger's mouth. Give me your meal card and I will bring you food to eat in the classroom."
"No need, there are teachers eating in the cafeteria too, he doesn't dare to do anything."
"What do you know? Fat Tiger is called the little bully. When has he ever been afraid of teachers? His mother, who is even fatter than him, is the deputy director of the Education Bureau. She is a well-known shrew who protects calves. Fighting with such body parts For small things like conflicts, the teacher can at most give him a few gentle criticisms and ask him to apologize, but that's of no use."
Guo Huang smiled and said:
"It's okay, don't worry."
After speaking, Wang Qing continued to walk out of the canteen. Seeing that he could not persuade him, Wang Qing had to give up and follow him. Soon they would reach the canteen. In the distance, they saw a mountain of meat standing there. Wang Qing said:
"Look, I'm right, he's just waiting for you."
"He blocks his, I eat mine."
"I'm just afraid that you won't be able to eat and walk around. Hey, that's all. You're asking for trouble. As a good friend, I'm like a brother-in-law. I can't just watch you jump into the fire pit."
"My brother-in-law's words are unnecessary, and that's not a fire pit, it's a mountain of meat. Ha, why are you closing your eyes?"
"I can't just watch you jump into the fire pit, so I close my eyes and wait for you to jump."
"!"
Guo Huang's slightest emotion was trampled by the white-headed mud horse, and he continued to the cafeteria, deliberately not looking at Fat Tiger Li Zhenba. Li Zhenba shouted angrily:
"Guo Huang, stop."
"Ha, this fat guy wants to have sex with the shining eldest lady. He even calls me the same way."
"What's the matter? Classmate Li, if you think I hurt you this morning, I apologize. You can mail me the bills for medical expenses and so on."
"Medical expenses? Don't worry, I will give you the bill."
The Roshan didn¡¯t say much and punched Guo Huang directly. This punch was so powerful that even dozens of kilograms of sandbags would be knocked away. Some timid onlookers covered their eyes, not daring to look at Guo Huang's miserable appearance. Guo Huang also punched out, aiming at Li Zhenba's face. fist.
¡°Don¡¯t overestimate your own capabilities!¡±
Li Zhenba increased his strength, Peng! The two fists hit each other, making a crisp sound, ah! Li Zhenba only felt an overwhelming and huge force emerging, which almost cracked his fist. The next moment, Guo Huang's shoulder bump hit him like a brutal collision. Li Zhenba felt that he had been bullied by that legendary thing. Real horse, the huge reminder actually flew into the air, and finally fell with a crash three meters away, splashing a lot of dust.
Click.
This was the sound of everyone's jaws dislocating in surprise. Everyone felt like a hundred thousand alpacas galloping in their hearts. They watched in disbelief. Guo Huang knocked the little boy who was more than twice his size and weight into the air with a single strike of his palm. The overlord was knocked down, giving them the same impact as Sister Furong suddenly turning into a beauty, or Sister Feng suddenly marrying Obama.
"Ah, why did Mr. Li fall down? He was so careless. Please call that kind person the school doctor. Lolicon over there, your eyes are about to fall off. Didn't you also not eat? Let's go. .¡±
Guo Huang dragged Wang Qing into the school cafeteria, leaving behind a group of classmates with dislocated jaws. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com