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"Um, do you want to come work in our company? The salary is good?" Huaizhiheng speaks fluent foreign language, which to foreigners really sounds like someone who doesn't understand Chinese.
Mr. Bill didn¡¯t understand the first question, but he understood the second question. He suddenly looked confused: Someone actually wants to recruit me?
Huaizhiheng continued to lie: "Goose ahem, our company is about to be established. Before it is established, we need to recruit a group of employees. Mr. Mu, in order to expand to foreign countries other stars, are you interested in coming? Development.¡±
Since his acting skills were already very good and his dialect was magically like the Martian dialect, Mr. Bill really believed it.
Mr. Bill: Damn it, this is really not the earth but some kind of alien planet? And the person in front of him is obviously not afraid of him. Should he kill him?
But then the greed in Mr. Bill's heart defeated his reason: Whatever, let's kill him first. He was curious about the alien's physical structure.
"The price for summoning me is to be torn into pieces by me Hahaha¡ª¡ª"
Blood immediately dripped from the frame, staining the entire mirror red. A blood-stained hand stretched out from the mirror, and everyone immediately smelled a strong fishy smell.
Huaizhiheng looked at the three people who were getting ready to attack with an expressionless face: "This ghost will not drink wine as a penalty, so I will leave it to you to cut him into pieces."
Wang Biao¡¯s smile was so bright that it was distorted: ¡°Okay!¡±
Huai Zhiheng cut the red thread and stepped aside. According to legend, the moment the mirror is stained with blood, the passage will be opened, and Mr. Blood Ax Bill will not be able to return to the mirror world unless he cuts the summoner into pieces.
¡ª¡ªSo summoning this thing is not as cost-effective as summoning the Pen Immortal. At least the Pen Immortal knows how to answer questions. Will you be looking for death soon after summoning such a thing?
"Jiejie¡ª¡ªlet me tear it into pieces"
As soon as Mr. Bill got his head out, he touched Wang Biao's blood-red eyes: "Hey~ Hello, I heard that you want to fuck my buddy?"
Mr. Bill: Who are you?
¡°Idiot, I¡¯m your grandpa!¡±
Wang Biao raised the butcher's knife and slashed the head of the bald ghost that emerged. With a bang, Mr. Bill's head fell to the ground, with no blood dripping from it, while his body continued to emerge from the mirror.
Lin Fei looked down upon him: "You idiots like you want to do something to us? I can't curse you to death!"
Wang Biao raised his knife and cut off the hand holding the axe. Lin Fei threw the ax out of his hand and handed it to Ye Tong. He picked up his hand and nailed it hard with a tsubaki awl, and the blood-red palm was penetrated and nailed.
Lin Fei lit candles, drew a six-pointed star formation, and kept muttering curse words. The voodoo doll was pricked and pricked by needles mercilessly, making Mr. Bill howl miserably.
"Ahhhhh-you deserve to die!"
"He's too noisy, Huanzi, are you going to put something in his mouth?" Xiao Tian grabbed one of Mr. Bill's arms, pulled him completely out of the mirror, and chopped again and again with his mahogany sword, each blow It can leave a black scar on the opponent's body.
Huaizhiheng patted his head, took out a few wet wipes and wiped his hands, and gently wiped his forehead for Xiao Tian, ??who was chopping ghosts, and then stuffed it into Mr. Bill's mouth, stuffing it full.
Zhen Ping: Welcome everyone to watch the show about bullying/abusing Bill. Here is the live host Zhen Ping, who will take the audience into the crazy and perverted inner world of four dogs than men. Why did the ghost scream in the middle of the night but suddenly stopped? Why were the four men sweating and panting? Why did the two women stop and watch at a loss? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?
"Hey~ It's quite interesting. I don't know how many people the ghost has harmed. He can stop as soon as he can." Ye Tong crossed his arms and watched with gusto, then suddenly sighed sadly, "Hey~ at this time How I wish I could be alive."
Zhen Ping didn¡¯t know why Ye Tong would be ¡°emotionally moved¡± at such a horrific moment. She held back her complaints and consoled her: ¡°Sister, we are actually pretty good now, we are free.¡±
"Heysister, how can you feel comfortable watching the show without chewing melon seeds?" Ye Tong said earnestly.
Having said this, Zhen Ping suddenly felt that the taste of melon seeds was so damn fragrant.
"Click! Click! Click!"
Wang Biao created the dismemberment scene with a sinister smile on his face. He guessed that when he was a child, his father killed too many porkers, and Mr. Bill was cut into pieces like pork. Then Xiao Tian will engrave the mark on "pork"
&nbsh is a sophomore student. "
"Oh? You are also from H University. We are juniors in the Department of International Trade. We will set up a company in the future and are currently recruiting people." Wang Biao smiled with eight white teeth. "If Junior Tao gets an internship next semester, Warmly welcome, we are just missing someone like you Well, Junior Brother Li is also qualified. How about you, do you want to come to our company to have a look? Just a visit is also fine, I will take you there personally."
Come to a ghost place like this to recruit people? Are you recruiting people who are here to seek death or are you recruiting ghosts from here?
Tao Ren and Li Xiao looked at each other and finally felt that they were probably coming for a walk and happened to bump into someone, but their meaning was a little wrong.
Zhen Ping secretly slandered: In fact, these dogs are worse than men, and they are ignorant, honest, and shameless!
"Umthank you, senior, but it's getting late now. Senior, please go back quickly." Tao Ren forced a smile, said goodbye, and drove away at Li Xiao's urging, squirting. Wang Biao had a look of exhaustion on his face.
In the car, Tao Ren said with a puzzled look on his face: "I think the seniors are very nice people. Why did they pinch me so hard just now? Hiss¡ª¡ª"
"If you want people to know, you have to be quiet! You are so naive to believe such nonsense! I'm telling you, if you let him visit, he will definitely invite him under various other excuses, and you will be caught When I get the chance, I'll drug you and crack you like crazy!" Li Xiao looked unpredictable, "I've seen no less than ten spy chickens like this! A little natural like you will definitely be eaten to death! Believe me, I'll kill you Don't approach alone, otherwise you will become the protagonist of the golden rice pot of the year! This kind of person deserves to indulge in masturbation in front of the computer for the rest of his life!"
Tao Ren blinked: "Oh my god!"
"Hey! This is slang, and straight men are not allowed to speak it." Li Xiao's eyes widened in horror.
Tao Ren: "Boots!"
"Okay, don't talk anymore!" Li Xiao looked like he couldn't bear it.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp?"
Li Xiao was so angry that he said, "I'll call the police if you talk like that again! Who did you learn from such a dog to be virtuous?"
Tao Ren glanced at Li Xiao silently and concentrated on driving.
Li Xiao lowered his head obediently: It seems that it was indeed me who roared!
And Wang Biao, who was sprayed with exhaust gas, was confused. He just said it well, why did his junior leave without saying a word?
Huaizhiheng couldn't bear to look at you directly: "He probably thinks that you can come up with all the reasons for your nonsense. It's absolutely because you want to play the unspoken rules of the office."
Lin Fei and Xiao Tian said at the same time, "You naughty boy!"
"Get out! I'm a straight man! Straight and straight!"
Listening to the gay and gay conversation, Zhen Ping whispered to the side.
"Sister! Have you seen this kind of dog more often than men?"
Ye Tong smiled: "I've seen some coquettish people, but I've never seen such a coquettish one."
Zhen Ping thought thoughtfully: With so many bosses, she might have won the jackpot!
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The internship summary is really as uncomfortable as holding in shit =-=
Elizabeth: Why are there always people cursing my Wang Biao to indulge in masturbation all his life? Even if he is addicted to masturbation for the rest of his life, I will still love him! I am willing to let him cum until the motherboard crashes~(remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com