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The four people quickly ducked into a breakfast shop, panting like crazy.
It was the first time in my life that I was yelled at by the police. It was really exciting!
¡°Oh, young man, he can run fast, but my old arms and legs can¡¯t compare with him!¡±
The three of them shouted in unison: "Fuck!"
Wang Biao glared angrily and glanced at the wretched old Taoist priest: "You bad old man is so bad, you actually dragged us into the water!"
Master Qiu stroked the whitest beard on his body. If he didn't describe it as vulgar, there would be no problem in pretending to be an expert.
"That's a bad statement. Who asked you to stand there and be lectured by a policeman? How can I be so embarrassed if I don't do something bad I'm sorry, I'll give you two baskets of steamed dumplings and a bowl of salty tofu pudding. These guys will pay for it."
The four of them were silent at the same time: Did they encounter a leper? Forget it, it¡¯s only a few dollars anyway, so just take it. They are all sitting here. Although they are not hungry, they will just have some breakfast.
As soon as breakfast was served, Master Qiu finished his meal in a flash, as if pressing the fast forward button, leaving Xiao Tian and the others dumbfounded.
After eating and drinking for a while, Master Qiu burped, picked his teeth, and said, "You four have a certain yin energy about you. Did you see a ghost last night? I can help." you¡¡"
Master Qiu squinted his eyes and smiled evilly. He waited for a long time but did not get the surprised and guilty reactions from several people.
Xiao Tian: "Hey, the soy milk here tastes very pure~"
Huai Zhiheng: "My dear, I will drink some freshly squeezed milk from Huanhuanjia next time, it is very pure."
Xiao Tian: ¡°Get out!¡±
Wang Biao: "This bun is very delicious."
Lin Fei: ¡°Boss, let¡¯s have another bowl of sweet tofu pudding!¡±
¡°In short, I have no intention of listening to Master Qiu.
Master Qiu endured it again and again, feeling that these young people were really ignorant at all. He had warned them like this as a master, but they were still left out in the cold It was so fucking unfair!
"Aren't you afraid!? The resentment on your body is so powerful! If you don't deal with it in time, you may die."
Wang Biao glanced at Master Qiu sideways, held his head high, and patted his chest, a domineering aura came to him: "Old man, if you are talking about a ghost, we did encounter a male ghost last night. That guy He pretended to be a food delivery guy and tried to scare my brother, so I chopped his head to pieces and trampled him so hard that I didn¡¯t even recognize him.¡±
Master Qiu was shocked when he heard this. He took out a small iron box from his body and opened it. There was solid cinnabar inside. He was immediately disliked by the other three people except Huai Zhiheng.
"I'm talking about old man, even old ladies don't use this stuff these days, lipstick is popular now!" As a straight man, Wang Biao dared to say that if Elizabeth asked him to buy lipstick, he would buy it without saying anything.
Lin Fei and Xiao Tian whispered: "I didn't expect this master to have such a weird hobby"
¡°We should respect other people¡¯s hobbies. After all, it¡¯s just putting on some lipstick and it¡¯s not illegal.¡±
Huaizhiheng also wanted to criticize this wretched old man. Even though he knew it was the best cinnabar, he whispered: "Do you think he followed us because he fell in love with our beauty? I heard that some perverted old men like it the most. You're using little fresh meat like us to eat meat! Didn't a wretched old gangster have constipation not long ago, and he poured medicine into the little fresh meat to relieve it? "
These words immediately made the three of them feel nervous, and they all moved their buttocks away, fearing that Master Qiu¡¯s dirty eyes would eat them up.
"Fuck! You little turtles are so cruel! This old man like me can't compare!" Master Qiu's forehead veins twitched, and he dipped his middle finger in cinnabar and smeared it on his forehead, "See clearly, this is cinnabar! It's the best!" I have opened my eyes! I am not interested in those four sticks of yours, my anus will never bloom in this life!"
Wang Biao was mean: "Maybe you are just lowering our guard so that you can catch us all in one go!"
Master Qiu: "Boss! Two more steamed buns! The money still belongs to them."
¡°It¡¯s nothing if you don¡¯t do business. The owner of the breakfast shop quickly took two cages, fearing that they would regret it and withdraw them again.
Huaizhiheng and others: This bad old man is so shameless!
After Master Qiu applied cinnabar, he performed several magic arts. Huaizhiheng and the others saw that a layer of golden light seemed to flow through his forehead, and his whole aura became unfathomable.
This old man is unfathomable to these little fresh meats!
The minds of several people came together wonderfully, and they moved their butts one after another.Still looking unbelieving: "When did he give us hallucinogens? It's terrible!"
Lin Fei was worried: "Are we going to lose consciousness and follow him? When we wake up, not only will we lose our bodies as sacred saints, but we may also lose our internal organs?"
Xiao Tian: "omg! He wants to stuff us all into his butts!"
Huaizhiheng pinched Xiao Tian's chin and said with an evil smile: "Baby, rather than being defiled by this old man, it's better for me to understand you in depth!"
Master Qiu looked at Huai Zhiheng with disdain: This scheming person is the most despicable! He just knew how to tease the little boy during the chaos and throw dirty water on him!
"Ahem, this is the Eye of Heaven! Did you see the pale man floating on the ground at the intersection?" Master Qiu shrugged his beard.
Huaizhiheng thought about his words: "Well, we also saw a female ghost in red push the man, and the man fell in the middle of the road and turned into a scumbag"
There was a burst of panicked screams from the crowd at the right time.
"Ah¡ª¡ªsomeone was hit!"
"120!"
¡°You still have to call the police!¡±
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There was a lot of people outside. Master Qiu was stunned for a moment, and shouted "I'm going to suffer". Before leaving, he patted the copy of "Yuezi Heart Sutra" into the arms of Huaizhiheng who was nearest to him, and said: "You and your secret love The boy over there can practice, but the other two boys can't. Let the stronger one over there go home and get an old butcher's knife, and he can be immune to all evil. If you're a fat boy, I'll give you this pamphlet! See you soon. !¡±
The four of them saw Master Qiu fighting with the female ghost in red. People who noticed him on the street were stunned. After he took out a jar from his bag and collected the female ghost, he ran away quickly. , ignoring the noisy crowd and the beeping police car.
Xiao Tianjiang wiped off the cinnabar on his head, and his eyes suddenly became less warm. He looked at Huai Zhiheng and grasped the key points.
"I heard that you have a crush on me?"
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