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When Chu Hao heard the word blessing, he was stunned for a moment.
Good guy, it turns out that this is the earliest prototype of capitalism.
However, Chu Hao, as a glorious proletarian worker in his previous life, had long been immune to this, so he just lazily said:
"That's good, do I still have to go to work at nine in the morning and get off at nine in the evening, so that I can be worthy of the job opportunity you gave me?"
"There is a catastrophe in the three realms. Then go find the person who caused the catastrophe. Why are you looking for me?"
"You, Amitabha, keep saying that you are compassionate. Please clean your ass first."
"The whole Xiniu Hezhou is in deathly silence. Those who chant sutras and chant Buddhas are not like human beings or ghosts. They chant sutras and chant Buddhas for you twenty-four hours a day, creating vows and merits for you."
"Their highest achievement is to be promoted to Buddhist soldiers, and then come and build a law enforcement hall for me."
"They have such a miserable life by chanting sutras and reciting Buddha's name, so is this a blessing? Or do you have some misunderstanding about the word blessing?"
Amitabha Buddha didn¡¯t care at all. His body was illuminated by Buddha¡¯s light, and his voice was full of compassion and kindness.
"I teach in the West to save all sentient beings. If those thousands of ignorant people do not have my Dharma, they will live like wild beasts and have no value to the three worlds or the way of heaven."
"They chant Buddhist scriptures, open up wisdom and kindness, spread the scriptures and seek protection. This is of great benefit to them. If you don't understand, don't say more. How can there be misery if there is mutual consent?"
Chu Hao almost laughed out loud,
"Is this how you deceive yourself? Then your consciousness is not mature either."
"Let me teach you. You should say that life cannot always be happy. Suffering and struggle are the normal conditions of life. Eating fast and worshiping Buddha can make life full of value."
"Then you must not tell them that all the merits and wishes they have created will be obtained by you in the west."
"You must not tell them that you deprived them of all options to escape Western religion."
"We must not let them know that in this world, if you work, you will have food to eat. Instead of working, you have to hand over all the food, and then wait for your charity with thousands of thanks!"
"Don't let them know that if proletarians from all over the world unite, they can create a new world!"
Five hundred years later, when Chu Hao shouted "Proletarians of the world unite" again, everyone's faces were horrified!
Because at this moment, there seemed to be a crack in the sky.
This sentence is enough to subvert the entire Western religion, and even the entire world!
The faces of all the saints present were full of panic, especially Amitabha and Tathagata Buddha, who were even more frightened.
Once they unite, the Western religion will lose its last resort.
Without those believers to recite my Buddhist scriptures, Western religion would completely collapse, which would lead to the human world
Back to normal.
Amitabha started to panic a little. He was afraid that Chu Hao would say something shocking again, so he quickly admitted defeat and said:
"Prison God Chu Hao, what do you want to do to resume the journey to the west? What do you want, just say it!"
"I'm not afraid of you or anything, I'm just for the stability of the world!"
Amitabha¡¯s panic was almost written on his face.
But it was all because of Chu Hao¡¯s words that the proletariat of the world united.
It really made Amitabha feel uneasy. He felt a terrifying force in the dark, as if it was strangling his own throat.
Facing the workers¡¯ fists, Amitabha finally chose to admit defeat.
At this moment, he was no longer afraid of not being able to recover from the journey to the West, but began to worry that his Western religion would collapse.
However, when Amitabha thought about it, thanks to his strict discipline, no one would bring such horrible thoughts to Xiniu Hezhou.
Probably not.
Amitabha did not know that there were monks from Xiniuhezhou who had been inspired by the mission and were heading to the Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures.
"Moreover, he is already on the road of ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, but he is just traveling eastward.
This will be a collision of fate.
Let¡¯s not mention it for now.
At this moment, Chu Hao was staring at Amitabha, wanting to continue teasing this anxious Amitabha.
Suddenly, there was a message from the system? Indicator sound.
¡¾The general trend is now irreversible, the second phase of preliminary tasks begins¡¿
¡¾Preliminary task: Bring the four people from Journey to the West to resume Journey to the West¡¿
¡¾Reward: Ten pieces of standard acquired spiritual treasures! ¡¿
Chu Hao originally wanted to let Amitabha experience the iron fist of workers, but after thinking about it, he still cannot completely overthrow Xitian.
After all, Amitabha is still so powerful, and with the cultivation of a saint, he is unstoppable, so reasoning is obviously useless.
Therefore, Chu Hao could not help but relax and said:
"Okay, since you are so impatient, I won't compete with you."
"It's okay to resume the journey to the west."
Amitabha was overjoyed,
¡°Then it¡¯s time to hurry up¡¡±
Chu Hao waved his hand slightly,
"Listen to me first, are you so ignorant of the rules?"
Amitabha¡¯s face was as black as ink, and he suddenly remembered that his head was still hanging in the lobby, so he quickly said when Chu Hao let go:
"Also, my head must be returned to me!"
Chu Hao chuckled,
"Why are you so anxious? Look at the confused look on your two-foot-long monk."
Amitabha¡¯s heart is extremely painful, and my neck feels so cold now!
Chu Hao sighed and said bluntly:
"Then I will simply make a condition."
"Let's talk about your stupid problem first"
Amitabha shouted angrily:
"Be respectful!"
Chu Hao turned around and left,
"The negotiation is over, bye."
Amitabha quickly grabbed Chu Hao and persuaded him kindly:
"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's a dog's head, as long as you give me everything to say."
The saints present were sweating profusely and looked down upon their faces.
Amitabha, what do you want?
Chu Hao then said calmly:
"Then, let's continue talking about the dog head issue. You, the dog head, was cut off because you wanted to sneak attack on me who was being promoted"
Amitabha Buddha¡¯s ears were filled with noises, and he was filled with shame and anger beyond words.
Of course, I¡¯ll bear with it.
Chu Hao also specifically asked:
"You said you're not angry anymore?"
Amitabha resisted the urge to strangle Chu Hao to death, but his voice was neither happy nor sad:
"All living beings are equal. If you see a dog's head, that's a dog's head."
Chu Hao, however, looked contemptuous, "The dialectical method of playing rogue is not advisable. What we are talking about is objective bullshit, not subjective."
Amitabha cannot endure it, but he still has to endure it.
"Please tell me, Your Excellency the God of Prison, what exactly do you want?"
Chu Hao then said lazily:
"I asked you for your naughty head just because it looked bright. If you take it away, I won't have to hang the lamp. Do you think I can find something to replace it?"
¡°Such as other luminous things, such as the heads of other Buddhas?¡±
Chu Hao glanced at Tathagata Buddha with a specious look in his eyes. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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