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Today, Sunday, early in the morning, Taotao, Xiaohua, and Erniu, the three bears of Yushan, started playing around.
The little silver-threaded python came out for a spin, but was used as a mount by three bear children.
"Taotao, go let the ducks go with your brother!"
Li Lan still felt uneasy about Taotao and the others playing with the bucket-sized silver-threaded python. Although he had never seen this big snake angry, it looked really scary.
"Are you enlarging the general? Are you going to stew a goose in an iron pot?"
Taotao looked back.
The general is Xiaohua¡¯s big goose.
Stewing goose in an iron pot?
The little black dog who was outside thinking whether to eat pig's trotters or go to the restaurant today brightened up. He didn't have much money left, so why not think about saving?
"No, let those ducks in the rice fields be released, and you go there to play."
"Can I walk the duck?"
"Go and sneak away!" Li Lan felt that as long as they didn't mess with the big snake, it would be fine.
Several little girls ran away quickly. Jiang Xiaoye wouldn't let them slide around when the ducks were little, because the ducks would be exhausted when they were little and the little ducks couldn't slide around. But now it's different, each one is bigger than the other.
"Hiss~"
The little silver-threaded python saw Taotao and the others running away, looked up, and then wanted to follow them.
"Why are you a big snake like a child? Do you eat meat? I'll cut the meat for you." Li Lan quickly went over and patted the little silver-threaded python. Such a big guy looked like a child.
"Hiss~"
The little silver-threaded python nodded repeatedly. This human expression did not surprise Li Lan at all. All the monsters raised in his family were monsters, and each one was smarter than the last.
Jiang Yunshan came back and said strangely: "Do you think it's strange? I thought I heard Xiao Huang curse just now."
"Xiao Huang scolds people? He complains every day, and he still scolds people? What is he scolding?"
Li Lan is cutting pieces of meat for the little silver-threaded python, but the little silver-threaded python is too big, and more than ten kilograms of meat is like a sacrifice to it.
"It seemed like he yelled "Damn Nigger" and it scared me. This bear can even talk?"
"It's not that bears can talk. Is it because you have a mental problem?"
"I really heard it."
Jiang Yunshan looked outside. Just now, Xiao Hei rushed out and Xiao Huang sat on the ground in fright. Then when he saw Xiao Hei running away, the little brown bear clearly shouted "Damn nigger".
Rice Fields.
Jiang Xiaoye is letting a group of naughty children out. There are not many lobsters here anymore. These children like to get into the mud, and each one is more interesting than the other.
"Come out quickly, come out quickly!"
The old village chief was also shouting next to him.
"Brother!" Taotao and the others came running over, their eyes bright and they said, "Brother, do you want to duck?"
"It's not a duck."
Jiang Xiaoye smiled and touched Taotao's head and said, "Let it out. Have you finished your homework?"
"What is homework? I don't have any homework?"
Taotao forced amnesia, homework? What it is?
"Come on, let's let the ducks go. Second Grandpa, let's go let the ducks go." Jiang Xiaoye greeted the old village chief. He didn't feed the ducks today. The ducks were also very hungry and quacked together.
"Hehe, let's go."
The group of people immediately rushed to the field where ducks were raised.
More than 30,000 ducks swarmed up when they saw someone. Taotao grabbed a duck that rushed up, grabbed it by the neck and ran away. Jiang Xiaoye felt dizzy at the sight.
"Put it back, this isn't fun!"
?????????????????????????????? But I couldn¡¯t come back if I shouted, and the few little girls quickly ran away and disappeared.
"Quack quack~"
"Quack~"
The ducks were also hungry, and they all tilted their heads to look at Jiang Xiaoye and the old village chief.
"come out!"
Jiang Xiaoye opened a long iron net directly.
A few ducks came out and quickly reacted, flapping their wings and rushing towards the rice fields. In an instant, all the ducks reacted and poured out like a school of fish in the river.
Bathing, looking for food, flapping your wings and having fun
More than 30,000 ducks have entered the rice fields. They are no longer young. Each one is fatter than the last, and they are waddling around looking for food.
It's not a kid now. At that time, the ducks were still young. Catching a worm in the rice field was okay. Now it is different.The vigorous bald man will eat the duck's belly sooner or later.
The water hyacinth has suffered a devastating disaster. The ducks that have not had abundant food sources for a long time swarmed up the water hyacinths and tore them apart. It is estimated that there will be no more water hyacinths here today.
"Xiao Ye, will you leave it like this from now on?"
The old village chief happily gestured to the ducks.
"Just leave it for a few days. I plan to plant rice. I will plant two phases of rice this year so that the ducks' excrement will enrich the fields." Jiang Xiaoye shook his head. It only takes a few days for the ducks to be happy.
It just so happens that the excretion of these ducks will also make the land here very helpful for rice fields.
With so many ducks being released, everyone in the village came to take a look. Even the old people from the mountain temple came out to take a look.
When Jiang Xiaoye found the three little girls, the duck was swallowing rice. The three little girls looked around and reached out to touch it from time to time.
¡°When you¡¯ve had enough fun, send it back.¡±
Jiang Xiaoye said so and went home.
"Okay! Brother, Xiaotuanzi is sleeping in again and ignores me!"
Xiaotuanzi has shown signs of evolution in the past two days. He sleeps for a long time every day, and today he has been silent for a whole day. Taotao can't wake him up even if he calls him.
"Don't disturb it, it's growing."
"oh!"
After arriving here, Xiaotuanzi obviously became stronger every day. Sometimes under the moonlight at night, the eyes of this little thing were blood red.
The first evolution after returning to the wild, maybe the little brown bear will be beaten when he wakes up, right?
When Jiang Xiaoye returned home, he felt funny when he saw the little brown bear tearing apart the stall. This little guy would probably sue again by then.
"What a silly dog~"
Jiang Xiaoye, who was just about to go upstairs to see Xiaotuanzi, turned to look at the little brown bear, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Holy shit, are you serious, bear?"
Is this a direct conversation? Not doing your job properly? The breath-holding technique was forced out by Xiao Hei. What's wrong with cursing people now? No, scolding dogs?
¡°Looking at the little brown bear sitting on the ground biting the carpet, its little eyes were still looking at him.
Taking out a pack of flower cakes, Jiang Xiaoye came back, squatted down, touched its head and said, "Come on, call me again and I'll listen!"
"Nigger aw~"
""
It¡¯s over, I¡¯m afraid I¡¯m going to be educated to the 10th level by Xiao Hei from now on. What¡¯s not to learn but how to scold a dog?
Scold if you can't beat it? The key point is that Xiaohei won't scold you!
"Xiao Huang knows how to curse." Jiang Yunshan came out of the kitchen, holding a plate of dragon fruit.
"It's just scolding a dog, it will never say anything else."
Jiang Xiaoye feels that this bear is too careless
"I've seen birds scolding people, I've seen huskies scolding people, and I'm not surprised that little black scolds people. How can this bear still curse and talk?"
Jiang Yunshan has just discussed this with Li Lan. Xiao Huang is indeed good at cursing.
The little brown bear hugged the flower cake and started to eat.
"People evolve and become stronger, and you evolve to curse others. You will definitely be a trolling bear + complaining bear in the future!"
This bear is hopeless and will never rise again in this life.
The direction of evolution has gone astray!
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