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Farting seems to be contagious.
The martial arts master who just beat up the security guard felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his stomach was churning, and he had the urge to vent his anger.
I couldn¡¯t help but fart, and I couldn¡¯t help but tighten my legs to avoid shitting my pants.
"Hiss."
The overwhelming feeling is unbearable.
The situation also changed instantly.
"Damn, this fart stinks."
The bodyguards who were fighting against these masters also had strange looks on their faces. Looking at the masters who released biological and chemical weapons, they all retreated to avoid being beaten down and choked to death first.
The despised master also blushed at this moment. It was obvious that he was going through an indescribable mental journey.
"what happened."
Liu Kuo looked at the sudden change in the situation. He was still standing there just now, looking at An Xi security guard with contempt, like a mantis holding a car in his way.
¡° As long as there are two or three minutes left, these dozens of security guards will all have to take a break. If you want to stop them from arresting Li Feng, it is simply overestimating your own capabilities.
"Mr. Liu, our stomach hurts badly."
"Uncle, my stomach is churning right now, and I can't bear it any longer." Liu Zaiye tapped his toes on the ground, trying with all his strength to hold back, but there are three urgent needs, and he couldn't control this thing at all.
Liu Kuo looked at the disciples who took action. Not one or two of them were like this, but every one of them was like this.
how so.
Obviously it was good before, why did it suddenly make a stomach.
"Goooooo."
Just as Liu Kuo was thinking about it, a middle-aged man behind him suddenly seemed to be infected, and felt a sudden cramp in his stomach.
Poof.
A melodious fart came.
"Mr. Liu, I really can't hold it back."
"I also suddenly had a stomachache." The middle-aged man on the other side also suddenly changed his face slightly. He hadn't felt this way before, but when he smelled the smell of stinky farts, he also had an inexplicable stomachache.
And this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.
Just when Liu Kuo was looking livid, a man walked in from outside the building. He smelled the stench in the air and waved his hand in disgust.
"This smell is really stinky and full of firepower."
Liu Kuo and others heard the sound and turned to look at the man who walked in: "Why are you here? Where are the people you brought?"
The man looked at Liu Kuo and others and smiled slightly: "Guess!"
Liu Kuo is a mature man. Looking at the man's expression, he came to a conclusion instantly before and after the union.
"Guess what? We are all in trouble. This guy is not the person sent by the Lin family to pick us up. He is from Li Feng's group."
Liu Kuo gritted his teeth and looked at the other party.
The man chuckled: "Mr. Liu is very understanding, but I just thought of it now, it seems a bit late."
"As expected, you put drugs in what we ate and drank. I asked you why you are so considerate. It turns out you have been plotting against us for a long time."
"Hey, that's right, the water you drank was laced with a kind of Qingqi powder. I won't tell you the ingredients."
"But is it effective? You must have noticed it. Yes, the main function of this Tongqi Powder is to treat everything. Of course, the medicinal materials we use are all natural and carefully prepared. There are absolutely no toxic or side effects."
"Of course, the normal medicinal effect is still there, and everyone has been patient. This person has three urgent needs, but they are beyond human control. There is a bathroom at the end of the corridor over there."
"Young Master Feng has already said that visitors are guests, so let us receive them well, so the restrooms in this building are also completely open to everyone."
The man said with a smile, turned around and angrily yelled at the surrounding security guards.
"What are you doing standing still? Why don't you get out of the way? If they pull me back in the lobby, will you come and clean the floor?"
"I can't bear it anymore."
The person who had the stomachache first gritted his teeth and made a loud crunching sound. He finally yelled, crossed his legs and ran towards the bathroom with small steps of ecstasy.
Obviously not everyone can bear the thought of shitting their pants in public. Immediately, everyone else ran straight to the bathroom.
Along the way, the poison continued.
"Shameless, absolutely shameless. Is this the idea of ??Li Feng's grandson?"
Liu KuoHis face was as gloomy as water, how dare Li Feng humiliate them like this.
"Mr. Liu, you are still struggling with this at this time. As far as I know, there are a lot of bathroom spaces on the first floor. If there is no space in the men's bathroom, you can only go to the women's bathroom."
As soon as the man opened his mouth, the middle-aged men standing next to Liu Kuo couldn't stand it any longer.
"This time we admit defeat, but don't think this is the end."
"This is simply insulting to gentlemen, just wait for me."
Seeing that everyone around him also turned around and ran away, Liu Kuo began to have a stomachache, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead, even though he had a lot of intentions but not enough energy.
paralysis.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Out of his mind, Li Feng would use this trick to treat them, directly giving them laxatives and making them have diarrhea. This method was simply extremely despicable.
But unfortunately, this method has no solution.
"What else can he do besides admit defeat? No matter how high his martial arts skills are, he can't control diarrhea."
"You, why are you so shameless?"
In the chairman's office, Lin Waner couldn't believe the scene of the comeback. The martial arts master who had come upstairs so aggressively just now was "annihilated" in an instant.
"Shameless?"
Li Feng turned to look at Lin Wan'er.
"Don't you think I'm very merciful? If what I had administered was not Tongqi Powder, but some kind of messy poison, the kind that seals the throat at the sight of blood, they would not even enter this building, even the urban area of ??the Magic City. No one can get in."
Lin Wan'er listened to Li Feng's words that she was not ashamed of but felt proud of. She looked at him with contempt: "Humph, you are worthy of talking about kindness."
"You surnamed Li are just a scumbag. You still resort to such scumbag methods. Just wait. If you treat these masters of martial arts like this and spread the word, just wait for your name to be ruined in the street."
Lin Waner said fiercely.
"Even if I don't do this, won't my reputation be ruined?"
"Besides, when dealing with enemies, I always only look at the results, not the process. Don't you think that if they come in a hurry, I will go out and fight them?"
"Do you have any misunderstanding of reality?"
Li Feng pursed his lips and chuckled.
"You can't win with force, and you are not worthy of setting foot in the ancient martial arts world. A scum like you is best killed humanely and save some food."
Lin Wan'er didn't care about that. She was extremely displeased with Li Feng now, especially when she saw Li Feng's preaching face, she became extremely angry.
Li Feng suddenly pursed his lips and looked at Lin Wan'er in silence. Lin Wan'er was a little flustered by the sight. She stretched out her hands to cover her body, but she didn't lose her sight. Did this bastard think he had clairvoyance?
"What are you looking at? You're watching me pull out your eyeballs."
Li Feng turned around and sat back on the sofa.
"It seems that you drank that bottle of water just now. This bottle of water seems to be the same brand as the water those people drank on the way here."
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