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"What? Master, what did you say? Get up and catch ghosts?"
Tom jumped up from the bed. But as soon as he got up, his legs softened and he sat back on the bed.
"Oh, I must have low blood pressure. Why do I feel dizzy when I get there? Wait, Master, what is this thing on my forehead? Is it the legendary talisman used by Maoshan Taoist priests to suppress zombies? Oh my God, Master, what happened when I was sleeping just now? Could it be that I am already a zombie? Although it sounds cool, I definitely don¡¯t want the little Tom underneath me to rot."
As soon as Tom got up, he was mumbling. Zhang Fan wanted to slap Ya in the face.
"Do you think putting a talisman on it will make you a zombie? Then I'll put a ring-shaped LED light on your head, and you'll be God? Get up and get to work!"
Having been tricked twice by the Grandmaster, Brother Fan didn¡¯t even have the slightest bit of anger, so he just pulled Tom up from the bed by his ears.
Since you have become a master, tsk tsk, it is natural for the master to be cruel to his disciples.
What? What do you think the apprentice will do if he resists? Haha, thank God for that. Since the ancestor is right, it must be accepted, otherwise it will be deceiving the master and destroying the ancestor. However, once the apprentice resists the master, it will be bullying the master and destroying the ancestor. Brother Fan can justifiably expel Da Laohei from the master.
However, this old black man may have read a lot of Chinese martial arts novels. Not only did he kowtow neatly, but he also had a very good attitude towards his master. He didn't look unhappy at all after being picked up. Instead, he looked particularly white while slurping his mouth. Teeth smiled stupidly at Zhang Fan, which made Brother Fan feel a little hairy.
"Why are you laughing? In China, people who laugh like this are usually called idiots. This rice bowl is for you."
Zhang Fan said, using his feet to pick up the old enamel rice basin that he had cleaned out from under the planks all afternoon from the wall and threw it to Tom.
"Master, aren't we monks? Why did you give me the equipment for the Beggar Clan?"
The old black man had a confused look on his face.
"Besides, Master, it's a little too late to go out and beg for food at this time. You northerners in China don't seem to have the habit of eating late night snacks."
"I want you to be a big-headed ghost!"
Zhang Fan wanted to beat this guy to death. He raised his finger and pointed at the wall next to the upper bunk.
¡°Go, go up and break open the wall of that place for me.¡±
"Break the wall? Master, I said this is not good. If there is a beautiful female student like that during the day next door, you can just smash it. But now our wall is the wall of the building. If you smash it through, the outside will There¡¯s nothing but cold wind.¡±
"Why do you talk so much nonsense! Get up here!"
Damn it, they all say that black people can produce rappers. This is such a lot of nonsense. Zhang Fan directly grabbed the clothes behind Da Laohei's back and threw it upwards with all his strength. Da Laohei, who was 1.9 meters tall, was thrown up by him. His head almost hit the ceiling. When Da Laohei panicked, he reached out and grabbed him. Only then did he realize that his upper body was resting on the upper bunk.
"If you are told to smash me, then do it. If you don't do your job well, I will expel you from the school."
"Master, don't be so nervous. We black people just like humor. Hehe, we can't stop talking. You have to understand, hehe, understand."
Tom was not stupid at all. When he heard Zhang Fan said that he was going to be expelled from the school, he immediately stopped talking nonsense and picked up the enamel rice bowl and smashed it against the wall.
With a clanking sound, the paint wall was quickly smashed away, exposing the cement layer inside. This thing was more difficult to smash. Tom was a show-off guy, so he simply used the rice bowl like a boxing glove. The same thing was put on his hand, and he punched the wall to say hello.
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¡°Master, it¡¯s so strange.¡±
When Da Lao Hei regained his breath, he turned back to Zhang Fan and said doubtfully.
"What's weird? Did you also notice something was wrong in that place?"
"This old black guy is not easy. Grandmaster asked him to pass. Is it because this girl is very qualified?" You noticed something was wrong there without even opening your eyes? Then I really have to thank my ancestor.
"That place? You said I smashed the wall? That's not true. I just wonder why no one has come over with a baseball bat to beat the two of us until now. The clanking noise must have disturbed other people's sleep. "
??Okay, Master Patriarch, just pretend that I didn¡¯t thank you just now.Director Meng looked at Zhang Fan with suspicion.
"It's not interesting. I just want to ask Director Meng what you mean. Is it really because there are no more student dormitories for me to live in such a dormitory? Or does Director Meng think that I can only live in one on campus at most? Is fifteen enough?¡±
Zhang Fan¡¯s eyes were full of fierceness.
"It is true that you are allowed to live here because the student dormitory is tight. What? As a student, is this how you talk to the teacher? Let me tell you, Teacher Xiao has already told me about your performance in class today. As a student Students of Beijing University, especially students of the Department of Foreign Languages, your English is very unqualified. I can kick you out of here at any time. Please remember your identity for the last time before you speak!" (Remember this) Website address: www.hlnovel.com