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Liu Facheng went out, naturally not to really beat the dog. How could there be a pooping dog running around in a big house like the Lu family?
The "three bricks" Zhang Fan mentioned are naturally not real bricks, but are alluding to the statues of the Three Stars of Fortune, Luxu and Shou.
The auspicious aura of the three auspicious stars in the Lu family mansion was lent by Liu Facheng in the form of a statue. Since it can be borrowed, it can naturally be returned. After the three auspicious stars returned to their positions, they no longer had the power to pull against the evil spirits of the three malevolent stars. They wanted to see how long Joseph's zodiac sign curtain could sustain under the impact of the three malevolent stars.
If you were a Chinese Feng Shui master, you would definitely have some concerns when you heard the conversation between Zhang Fan and Liu Facheng. But Joseph was a foreigner after all, and it was already very difficult for him to understand and speak clearly. He couldn't understand what was going on in this argot at all. He really thought that Liu Facheng was out hunting dogs, so he didn't pay much attention. I just mind my own business and took out a box the size of a mahjong box from my suitcase.
As soon as the lid of the box was opened, everyone onlookers felt speechless. Everyone thought this portable object was a good thing, at least on the same level as the crystal ball on the table. Who knew that the box contained a box of small LED light bulbs.
However, these small light bulbs are not stuffed in piles inside, but like diamond rings in a jewelry box. Each one has its own groove. There are more than sixty in total in the two-layer box. Light bulb.
"Hey, what are you doing? Brother Zhang, is this person a salesman? Didn't you treat Sister Lu's evil disease today? Why are there people selling light bulbs sneaking in?" A charming voice sounded next to him. , Zhang Fan turned his head and saw that the little girl Liu Rushi had arrived here out of nowhere, and she held his arm unceremoniously while talking. A pair of steamed dumplings rubbed against his arms through his clothes, making Zhang Fan very embarrassed.
The old man Liu Bufan was standing not far from Liu Rushi. When he saw Zhang Fan looking over, the old man smiled and nodded to him, completely turning a blind eye to the overly intimate behavior between his granddaughter and Zhang Fan.
"Zhang Fan is speechless. Other grandfathers would like to tie their granddaughters to their belts for fear of being seduced by some wild boy. Mr. Liu, can you be more mainstream?" Seeing how you don't care, you're not going to care if my brother is pushing your granddaughter down here.
"Oh, this beautiful Chinese lady, I am an astrologer, not a salesman selling light bulbs!" The delicate and beautiful Liu Rushi has always been very eye-catching. In fact, when she walked in, she was in love with her virginity. Joseph, who had a special liking for her, kept glancing at her.
He was still thinking about whether he could have a cross-age encounter with this beautiful lady after the incident was over, but he never thought about being mistaken for a light bulb seller. The veins on his forehead were almost unbearable. .
"An astrologer? You said you are an astrologer? The kind of astrologer who can tell people's fortunes by looking at the zodiac signs. He usually wears a robe and touches a crystal ball in a tent?"
When Liu Rushi heard the profession of "astrologer", her eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked like a little girl.
"Wellactually we don't necessarily stay in a tent. Astrologers are a noble profession that are often out of reach of ordinary people, so they are mystified."
Seeing the little girl¡¯s appearance, Joseph¡¯s veins immediately stopped popping, and his face was filled with pride and confidence.
However, it turns out that he is still too young.
The little girl who looked admiring just now changed her face to a disgusted one without any warning, "Tch¡ªit's just a fortune telling, and it's made to look noble and glamorous. Under the overpass in our capital city. Ten yuan a person, no one can be bullied."
At this time, not to mention other people who came to visit, even Lu Zhaolin and Lu Chuanwu couldn't stand it. It took a lot of effort to swallow their laughter. Joseph's face was completely dark, and he was asked to pretend to be Bao Gong. No need to put on makeup.
"Liu Yatou, what are you doing here to cause trouble? You are still running around with the name of a woman who has lost her footing. I don't know what your great-grandfather thinks. If my great-grandfather gives me the name Turtle Gong, what the hell will I do? You¡¯ve jumped into the Grand Canal a long time ago, how dare you come out to meet people?¡±
Luo Bo didn¡¯t know whether it was because he didn¡¯t see Liu Bufan or because he was a mad dog because he was crowded around too many times this morning. He spoke rudely and directly started to attack the little girl personally.
"Huh, what does it have to do with you what name my great-grandfather likes to name me? If you name me a turtle, of course you can't go out to meet people. But not many people in your family are good at naming. Luo Bo , Carrot, you are not afraid of being fucked when you go out.??I'll stab you to death with carrots. Besides, what happened to Liu Rushi? The first of the eight beauties of Qinhuai, the husband of a woman who is both beautiful and beautiful, I am! arrogant! proud!"
The little girl hugged Zhang Fan's arm and held her waist upright. She was not ashamed but proud of her posture, which made Luo Bo speechless and unable to say a few words.
Liu Yatou knew that her great-grandfather gave her such a name because of his admiration for Liu Rushi, Lord of Hedong. Naturally, she had read Liu Rushi's life story.
Wang Guowei once wrote a poem: "It's strange to be in authority when wearing a scarf. Brothers call each other without doubt. Don't blame the daughter for being too abrupt. How many men are there in the Jimen court?" In his opinion, in critical moments when the country is destroyed and the family is destroyed, including Liu Rushi's husband, Qian Qianyi, then Minister of Rites of the Southern Ming Dynasty, and other scholar-bureaucrats who were on their knees and rebelled, were far inferior to Liu Rushi, a "lowly" daughter-in-law, in terms of integrity and conduct.
How much talent and integrity does a female prostitute have to be able to impress countless famous figures before and after her? The little girl's words "I'm proud" are really not something she can handle.
"Okay, okay, you young ones, please stop arguing. You are all Xiaochan's friends. Why are you arguing at this time? Mr. Joseph, is your lighting array ready? Some light bulbs are broken over there. Doesn¡¯t it need to be replaced?¡±
Lu Zhaolin couldn't stand it any longer. His daughter was still lying on the bed inside, so the two usually friends stood aside and started arguing. Let¡¯s finish the serious business and then start arguing, shall we? When the time comes, don't worry about Liu Rushi, Li Xiangjun, Chen Yuanyuan, Kou Baimen, just talk about whatever you want, okay?
Joseph took a deep breath and swallowed it. When he arrived in the capital of China, even if he had never been to Tianqiao, he had heard of it. People who performed tricks and fortune-telling were everywhere. The last time he came to China When he was young, Joseph also visited there and knew that the fortune tellers there were basically liars.
It¡¯s really a shame and humiliation to be compared to those humans. However, he still had to maintain his grace in front of these Chinese people. If this were in his own country, he might have taken the little girl to an empty room and taught her a lesson.
"This is not a light array, it is a star pattern array." Gritting his teeth and swallowing the old blood in his throat, Joseph counted the number of light bulbs on the ceiling that were shattered by the evil spirit, and then took out twenty-four LEDs from the box The lightbulb signaled to the Lu family's servants to replace the broken ones.
"Joseph, is there any difference between the light bulbs in your box and ordinary light bulbs? It seems to me that ordinary light bulbs were used when setting up this star pattern array before."
In fact, Joseph is also tall and handsome, and with a mysterious profession like an astrologer, it is not an exaggeration to describe him as noble and cool. However, Liu Yatou's few words completely pulled him off the high platform. , those who were watching around looked at him with a somewhat "look, funny" look in their eyes.
As Joseph¡¯s friend and partner, Robbo had to be a flatterer to make some words in order to make Joseph grow taller again.
"Of course these light bulbs are not ordinary light bulbs. These light bulbs were used to surround the statue of the Virgin in the Hagia Sophia Cathedral in Constantinople. They are replaced every two years. They are worshiped by believers together with the Virgin Mary every day. The lamp, which originally represents light, adds a bit of mysterious power against black magic, which is incomparable to ordinary lamps and beyond the reach of ordinary people."
What Joseph said was quite proud.
When the crowd of onlookers heard that these were the light bulbs around the statue of the Virgin, they started talking in low voices. Some of the religious people even started to cross themselves on their chests.
Zhang Fan scratched his head, but he really didn¡¯t realize that this foreign devil had something in his pocket.
Although the lamps around the Holy Mother are not as good as the judge's pen in the Palace of Hell and the sword of the Second Master in Guandi Temple. But that Sophia is a big temple that even Zhang Fan has heard of, and worship is definitely indispensable.
Faith is actually the same thing at home and abroad. If you are sincere, you will be spiritual. The bigger the temple, the more effective it is. The things taken out from there may be regarded as sacred objects in the eyes of some devout believers.
The workers followed the instructions, set up a herringbone ladder, climbed up, replaced all the broken light bulbs, and replaced them with the twenty-four Madonna lamps.
After replacing it, Joseph asked someone to turn the switch back on. It might seem like nothing to others, but Zhang Fan could clearly see that the light emitted by the twenty-four light bulbs contained a faint colorful light, giving people a kind of Quiet and peaceful feeling.
¡°This is indeed something with some background. Can we use this method to make magic weapons at home in the future?
At this moment, three rays of light suddenly shone in the crystal ball on the table. The three stars of Fortune, Lushou and Shou that were originally restraining Sha Po Lang suddenly became brighter as if a supernova had exploded. After a second, all the lights disappeared. Go and completely disappear from the star map in the crystal ball.
And the evil energy of the three evil stars that were originally restrained by the Killing Wolf lost their control and suddenly surged in momentum, rushing towards the curtain of the twelfth palace. The Milky Way, which was gradually being repaired by light spots in the star map, was rushed by the scarlet thread and collapsed.
After a "crackling" sound, Joseph looked at the twenty-four Madonna lamps that had just been placed on the ceiling with pain, but there was not a single one left for him (Remember this website's website address: www.hlnovel.com)As if a supernova had exploded, it suddenly became brighter. After a second, all the light disappeared completely from the star map in the crystal ball.
And the evil energy of the three evil stars that were originally restrained by the Killing Wolf lost their control and suddenly surged in momentum, rushing towards the curtain of the twelfth palace. The Milky Way, which was gradually being repaired by light spots in the star map, was rushed by the scarlet thread and collapsed.
After a "crackling" sound, Joseph looked at the twenty-four Madonna lamps that had just been placed on the ceiling with pain, but there was not a single one left for him (Remember this website's website address: www.hlnovel.com