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"Humph, you two magic sticks, just stay and watch. Today, I'll let Joseph open the eyes of you bastard sticks." A very discordant voice sounded in the room. Zhang Fan looked up and saw Luo Luo. Beau got out of the toilet while adjusting his clothes.
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Carrot? Are you giving up?" Zhang Fan's greeting was full of malice.
"I, I'm fine. It will be your turn to have trouble later. Just wait to be slapped in the face by Joseph. You bastard, if you dare to use your buns to touch me, I will definitely not let you go!" shit!"
The two words "radish" and "pull" made Luo Bo's mouth twitch in excitement. In fact, until now, his uncontrollable diarrhea has not stopped at all.
This was a unique shame for Luo Bo. When he looked at Zhang Fan, his two small eyes were about to burst into flames.
"Baozi? Did you make a mistake? The buns belong to your friend Lu Fengchan's house, and you picked them up from the table yourself. In the end, you said that I had tampered with you? I'll go, buddy, and we won't take any of our spouting. Well, I said, if you stand farther away from me, well, it¡¯s best to keep a distance of more than ten meters. Otherwise, if your thing below you is useless tomorrow, it will be my fault. I am a commoner. I can¡¯t afford it.¡±
"you!"
Luo Bo¡¯s little eyes widened, but then his spine felt a little chilly, and he involuntarily took a few steps back.
It was Joseph who guessed that Zhang Fan had tampered with the buns, but Joseph also told Luo Bo clearly that there was nothing he could do.
If this kid really used tricks to destroy himself Luo Bo couldn't help but swallowed his saliva. Just now he was thinking about the body of the female president of Shuiyue International. If he was to be destroyed, then he couldn't think about anything else. Is it in vain?
"Okay, if you have the talent just wait to be embarrassed. The Feng Shui skills of you locals are nothing compared to Western astrology!"
"snort!"
This time, before Zhang Fan could fight back, Liu Facheng let out a cold snort, with a cold look in his eyes as if he wanted to kill someone.
"Master Luo, I have some friendship with your old man. I just didn't expect that Mr. Luo's son would be such a foreigner. Do you think all foreigners' butts smell good?"
"Bah! You surnamed Liu, don't talk nonsense just because you are old! What does it mean to worship foreigners and favor foreigners? People are great when they are powerful. Old antiques like you who are stuck in your own way will be left behind sooner or later! Also, that sentence is Foreigners¡¯ farts all smell good, they¡¯re farts, not really butts, okay?¡±
Luo Bo angrily pointed his middle finger at Liu Facheng, showing no respect for his elders at all.
"Well, to others, it must be a butt, but to you, it is a butt. Otherwise, why would you not even know if your back is so loose?"
Liu Facheng sneered for a while, and the words coming out of his mouth were old enough not to practice, and he didn¡¯t know who he learned them from.
Um? With Zhang Fan? How is this possible? How could an upright person like Brother Fan teach him such disgusting words?
"Okay, Luo Bo, stop making trouble. In my impression, you Chinese people are very polite and know how to respect your elders. You must not subvert my impression of the Chinese people. That is definitely my fault. Would love to see that.¡±
Wearing a black priest¡¯s uniform, Joseph sat at the table and started praying with his hands clasped together. Luo Bo also knew that this was quite a drain on his energy, so he finally closed his mouth and kept looking at Zhang Fan and Liu Facheng with vicious eyes.
This time the prayer was much faster than the one just on the bed in the room. Two minutes later, Joseph opened his eyes and looked at Lu Zhaolin who was standing aside, "Mr. Lu, may I ask, when is Miss Lu's birthday?" "
"Oh, Xiaochan's horoscope is the seventh hour of April in the Guiyou year of the lunar calendar." It seems that he has been asked a lot recently, and Lu Zhaolin reflexively reported a list of heavenly stems and earthly branches.
Classmate Joseph¡¯s face was full of confusion. Although he speaks Chinese very well, he has no idea about the lunar calendar.
"May 27, 1993." Zhang Fan was also curious about what this foreigner was capable of, so he casually gave him the Gregorian calendar date that he had been told to convert.
"Oh, thank you. It will be much more convenient if you know this. May 27th is the day of Gemini." Joseph thanked Zhang Fan in a fake way and muttered a few words silently.
¡°People in this range have a hidden duality in their hearts, and they are always indecisive and unaware of problems.The solution may be a dilemma. This prevents him from focusing his efforts on a definite goal. He may display extraordinary wisdom and talent, or he may indulge in futile rhetoric. Everything can interest him; everything can also become indifferent and boring to him. "
The formula-like explanation made both Zhang Fan and Liu Facheng frown. Especially Liu Facheng, who leaned into Zhang Fan's ear and whispered: "Xiao Zhang, why does this foreign devil sound like a golden-lettered man?" As if, are we just wasting our time?"
??Jin Ping Cai Gua refers to an ancient trade in the world of martial arts. This Jin Ping Cai Gua is about fortune telling and fortune telling. But there are differences between gentlemen from Jinzimen and gentlemen like Zhang Fan and Liu Facheng.
People like Zhang Fan and others rely on their true skills to make a living, and they can really determine the good or bad of Yangzhai. As for the gentlemen at Jinzimen, to put it bluntly, they are a group of old liars who rely on their talking skills to get by.
"Not necessarily. Maybe that's what Western physiognomy is like. You sing a happy song first to make people happy. These people like to listen to good things. I heard that the female students in school now especially believe in these zodiac signs and so on. .¡±
There is an old saying that foreign monks can chant sutras. Zhang Fan was not particularly against this Western astrology, especially the crystal ball, which made him feel that it had an extraordinary origin. Such a magic weapon should not fall into the hands of ordinary people who do not know the treasure.
"Gemini people sometimes have very weird tempers. It is best for Ms. Lu to restrain her temper, otherwise she may offend others inadvertently and may get herself into trouble. Let me see, what is Miss Lu's so-called weirdness this time? Disease is actually man-made.¡±
Joseph¡¯s next judgment can be regarded as getting to the point. At least Zhang Fan agrees with this eccentric and trouble-making statement. After finishing speaking, Joseph took out a silver syringe from the tool box he brought and walked to the bedside, motioned Lu Fengchan to stretch out her arm and drew some blood from her arm.
"Blood purified with holy silver can best reflect the magnetic field that a person should have. Only by washing away those dirty black magic can we more clearly see everything about Miss Lu from the star map."
Like an old professor, Joseph was doing and talking at the same time, obviously treating the process of treating Lu Fengchan as a demonstration.
Yesterday, Zhang Fan successfully alleviated the heavy pressure on Lu Fengchan and made the guests full of interest in Zhang Fan's methods. By this time, several of them had already arrived. Joseph obviously had a similar idea to Zhang Fan and wanted to make a name for himself in front of these upper-class people.
After explaining, Joseph used Lu Fengchan's blood to draw a strange symbol in the shape of "?7?6" on his crystal ball. It looked a bit like the number two in Roman numerals. Zhang Fan vaguely remembered that the symbol seemed to be represented in the constellation. It's Gemini.
A surprising scene appeared.
The blood turned into symbols gradually disappeared into the crystal ball, as if it was sucked in. However, the crystal ball itself still maintained its crystal clear appearance, and not even a trace of blood was visible.
I saw Joseph holding up a Bible placed next to him with both hands, closing his eyes and muttering a few words silently, then opened his eyes again, put the Bible down, and raised his hand to flick the crystal ball.
Something like mist gradually appeared in the originally crystal clear crystal ball.
Those mist kept rotating and condensing, and actually condensed a bright star map inside. Looking at the star map, it was the Gemini constellation that was painted on the crystal ball with blood before.
"This star chart represents Miss Lu's horoscope. Please look at it carefully."
Immediately afterwards, Joseph's hands touched the crystal ball again, and the pattern inside changed again. There are twenty-seven main stars that make up the constellation Gemini, which appear as twenty-seven bright points of light in the star chart.
Under this caress, the brightness of the twenty-seven light points dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then, three scarlet light points flashed on the Gemini star chart, and on the star chart below It looks particularly weird against the background.
However, the change was not over yet. When the brightness of the three scarlet light spots almost covered the brightness of Gemini, red threads emerged from the light spots and wound towards the star map below.
And when those silk threads entangled many light spots in the star map, a faint beam of light suddenly appeared in the star map and headed in the direction of the red dot, and then three more light spots emitting colorful light appeared in the star map. Above the star map, colorful threads were also thrown out, wrapping around three red dots. The thread thrown out by the red dot was immediately restrained by these two forces.
"My god, how could such a thing happen?"
When he saw the three red dots appearing, Joseph's face was quite proud, but the appearance of the light pillar and three colorful light dots at the back greatly exceeded Joseph's expectations. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)He was still quite proud of himself, but the appearance of the light pillar and three colorful light spots behind him greatly exceeded Joseph's expectations. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com