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"Everyone was stunned when they heard someone calling Nalan's daughter-in-law, and it was a baby with a milky voice. Nalan shouted: "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, no one can kill me now. This is your honor."
Nalan didn't understand, but he understood that it was fine if they didn't let him go, so he shouted: "Liuzi, come here." Han Liuer ran over, and Nalan whispered: "Take a few people and go to the top of the big carrot." .¡±
Han Liu'er didn't understand: "What do you mean? What's the convenience?"
Nalan scolded: "Pee, idiot, can you pee?"
Han Liu'er didn't dare to reply, wasn't he just peeing? What's more convenient? Han Liu'er led a few people to the big fence in the west, had a good time, and came back to give orders to Nalan.
As they walked, Han Liuer said to the soldiers: "Have you noticed? Nalan is becoming more and more like our master. He talks all day long and orders people to pee on big radishes. It's not clear that this is for these big radish." The radish has grown stronger after being fertilized, and now that it is better, we will be even more energetic."
Nalan saw them muttering as they walked and wondered what they were talking about. Seeing that it didn¡¯t seem like there had been any change, Nalan shouted, "Sixth son, what are you talking about? Is there any change?"
Han Liu'er and the others looked at it, confused, and said, "Nothing has changed. What change will there be if we just put fertilizer on it? You are a shepherd and you don't know how to grow crops. It will take at least ten and a half months for the crops to grow after applying fertilizer." It works.¡±
Nalan was stunned for a while, then shouted: "Get out!" Then he walked to Chen Lu's tent and said, "Sir, watch the door. No one is allowed in, including you."
After a while, she came out of Chen Lu's tent, holding Chen Lu's basin in her hand. With a serious look on her face, she walked towards the village gate in the north. She checked that no one was nearby, and slapped her nose as she walked. wind.
This is half a basin of urine, her own masterpiece. She remembered very clearly that the last time it was Dolan's urine that relieved her. Today she asked Liuzi and the others to go. She thought that with so many young men, Daluobo Chong would be overwhelmed, but it actually had no effect.
Nalan thought that this might be due to gender, and only women could manage things, so he went into battle himself. She looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to her, so she threw herself outside the fence in a panic.
But there was a little wind that day, it happened to be northwest wind, and some of it blew back and splashed on her face. She didn't care about it and looked at the big radish quietly.
At this time, someone spoke: "Daughter-in-law, you look so beautiful so quietly! Isn't our big carrot very good? Seeing you like this, I really want to be a big carrot in front of you."
Nalan looked at the big carrot for a long time, but there was no change at all. He was worried and annoyed, so he threw the basin into the air and shouted: "Get out!"
Hearing a "wow" sound, Fatty Luo cried: "Grandma, my wife hit me. I think I was hit. Grandma saw that there was a big bump on my head."
Someone said: "Don't cry, big fat man. How can your wife be willing to beat you if you haven't been beaten? You know, can you still get out of the bag if you are beaten? They are all in a pit. Beating eggs and beating radishes are all a big pit. Who can see it?" Come out of the bag? It's not open, go over there and watch. Be good."
"Grandma, it stinks so much. I wonder what kind of hidden weapon it is." Nalan then realized that when he threw it upward, there was still residual urine, which was blown back by the wind, plus the urine that had just been scraped on his face. , it was already a lot, and she even licked it subconsciously. After hearing Big Fatty Luo say this, she shouted: "Oh my God." She ran as fast as she could towards the Chinese army's tent.
The patrolling sentry was startled when he saw it. He rang the emergency bell and led his men in pursuit. When the soldiers heard the sound of clappers, they quickly lined up and chased after him.
When Nalan arrived at the Chinese army tent, he threw off his cloak without caring about anyone else, took some water and went to the entrance of the tent to wash up. The soldiers also arrived and surrounded the Chinese army's tent. Even Li Da and Duo Lan came out.
Nalan washed his face over and over again. When he looked up, he saw soldiers all around him. He was startled and asked, "What are you doing?"
Everyone was stunned, and the guard on duty asked cautiously: "What are you doing?" This really added fuel to the fire. Nalan started another unknown fire, threw a basin of water out, and shouted again: "Get out of here." ."
When he looked up, Li Da was also standing at the door. He panicked and hurried to stand at the door. Everyone burst out laughing. Li Da waved his hands and dispersed.
At this time, the old sentry chief came. Before Li Da could enter the house, he said, "There is no firewood or water now. What should I do?" Nalan was wiping his face and shouted: "Master Luo, if you want dry firewood, don't use some wet branches."?Trick us. "
There was no reply. Everyone thought she was just like Chen Lu and no one paid attention to her. The old sentry commander didn't want to leave or stay. He just looked at Nalan with his hands and feet. Nalan said, "Why are you looking at me if you don't go get firewood?"
"There is no firewood."
Nalan said: ¡°Take a look, just go around and you¡¯ll have it.¡±
The old sentry chief left in doubt. After a while, he ran back and told Li Da in surprise: "Sir, we have enough firewood for one day, all dry firewood, but now there is no water."
Li Da had already heard some clues and looked at Nalan.
Nalan said: "Throw the bucket on the radish outside the gate of the camp, put a few more, a big vat will do too." Then he shouted in the air: "Fat Luo, there is no water, please clean it up. You are not allowed to serve." Material, be careful of this girl picking off your skin."
After a quarter of an hour, the big radish at the entrance of the camp vacated the space, and there were a few buckets of sparkling water. The old sentry commander simply drove several large jars over in a cart, and soon they were all full.
When it was time to let the horses go, after Nalan negotiated, the soldiers came in and out to let the horses go, and they did not stop them. Nothing happened in the camp, which made me feel a lot less worried. But three days passed without any news about Chen Lu. People were still surrounded by people and refused to let him go.
At this time Li Da and the generals were anxious, feeling that something was wrong with Chen Lu. Nalan also began to have doubts. She suspected Chen Lu's illness. The scene of Chen Lu holding his stomach and dying in pain always appeared in her mind. She reported her suspicions to Li Da.
Dolan didn't think so. She said: "Although our camp was surrounded this time, we saw that they didn't seem to have any ill intentions. They just surrounded us and were not allowed to leave. I feel that Mr. Chen seems to be fighting against famine with them." , Master Chen will naturally come back when everything is over."
Nalan said: "What if the famine cannot be defeated, or if we lose the battle?"
Dolan said: "No matter what, they will withdraw from the siege. If they don't withdraw from the siege for one day, it means that Mr. Chen is safe." There is another word "other" in the second half of the sentence. Although it is not said out loud, everyone understands it.
Li Da agreed with this analysis and said: "This will put my mind at ease. Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival, so I have to send someone to buy some rice dumpling ingredients, no matter how far away I am." (Remember the website address: www. hlnovel.com