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A dozen people immediately shouted. Chen Lu said: "Old man, I remember who you are. Your surname should be Hu, right? Since you have the final say, I suggest, don't fight, I will make you a Lu Zhonglian. Fight a little It¡¯s not fun.¡±
Emperor Zun said: "It's too late, this crazy woman killed hundreds of us."
Chen Lu said: "Old man Hu, don't even think about it. It was you who broke up my happy marriage. After so many years, this old man is still alone. Are you worthy of being panicked? Are you still standing there chatting? I'm so embarrassed. Brother, please be subdued."
After saying that, Chen Lu saw Shi Gandang secretly giving him a thumbs up, and understood that this was not Shi Gandang's decision at all.
At this time, someone came over from the opposite side. Said: "That's Tang Monk Roux. You don't speak well, we don't believe you, and your words don't count. If they don't let him go, and don't apologize to our boss, we will break through the Jade Emperor."
Chen Lu said: "You are such a melon, how can it be your turn to speak? You don't even call me a gentleman. Stand down!"
Emperor Zun said: "Master Chen, we have sent 600,000 troops, and the world is shaking. We can't just withdraw like this."
Chen Lu said: "That's just right. There are more Guawazi soldiers, Emperor Liu and the others, and Dongfang Wudi. You go ahead and fight. In the end, the Holy Mother will have to punish you."
Chen Lu understood that the generals below were not afraid of trouble and wanted to take advantage of the fight to make a small fortune. When the cannon is fired, there is a thousand taels of gold. But these soldiers are unwilling. People will die in fighting. If these soldiers don't die, who will die? As for the bosses of the two families, they dare not engage in war without permission. Otherwise, they may be dismissed or even receive criminal punishment.
Emperor Zun said: "You are the lord of the three realms, we will give you face, you can clear the way."
Chen Lu shouted: "Mrs. Wang, do you agree?"
"Wang Po said: "I will obey your Lord's decree."
Chen Lu said: "This is easy to handle. I will mediate next. But I want to declare that I have selfish motives. Mrs. Wang was invited by me to come up to the mountain to serve as Lu Zhonglian. The conditions I proposed must be biased. Can it be done? , Old Man Hu."
Emperor Zun said: "You are very honest, let's talk about it."
Chen Lu said: "Let Luo Luo go, the two families will retreat, and I will go to the emperor to plead guilty."
The venerable man next to Shi Gandang shouted: "What kind of bullshit venerable master are you? Why do you do whatever you say? Do you still want to play the league under the city?"
Chen Lu said: "Who are you? You seem to have some skills? Don't say I am."
The man replied: "I am, bah, I am the Reverend Fengli of Nanyue."
Chen Lu said: "Oh, big pineapple, old man Hu, if you don't agree, you have to rely on your fists to speak. Then I have to accept the move. I will get to know this big pineapple first. His mouth is so smelly."
Emperor Zun said: "That's fine, let's learn from each other until we reach the point."
Fengli had been impatient for a long time. The time had come to show his face in front of all the sages and the boss. He jumped forward with a huge ax in his hand and struck at it.
Chen Lu was not in a hurry, and shot the triple "Heavenly Steps of the Ten Directions" with his left hand, and a yellow light shot out. This Fengli danced his axe, like a piece of ice crystal blocking the yellow light, with a tinkling sound and sparks flying. Fengli took a few steps back and looked at Chen Lu in surprise.
Chen Lu jumped up following the yellow light, and everyone heard a crackling sound, followed by screams. Chen Lu was already standing there calmly, slapping his hands, as if he had touched something unclean.
Looking at Fengli again, the mountain-breaking ax had already flown out. He covered his face with his hands, blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth, and he looked at Chen Lu blankly.
Chen Lu said: "You are a big pineapple. You didn't brush your teeth when you came out to fight. You ate garlic and your mouth smells like garlic. Do you still dare to call me shit? First, beat your face into a big pineapple. Where are your teeth? Look for them quickly." Right. Poor big pineapple."
Fengli found that two teeth were really missing. He searched for them for a while but couldn¡¯t find them. He seemed to feel that it was too embarrassing. It didn't matter that he couldn't find the tooth. He had to look for himself first, so he picked up the ax and took another step forward.
Emperor Zun shouted in the air: "Step back, it's embarrassing. Thank you Master Chen for showing mercy."
Chen Lu said: "It's okay. You're not confused yet. Look at these mountain dogs of yours. They are all stupid to death. Tell me, Old Man Hu, what's the next step?"
Emperor Zun said: "None of us are your opponents, let them come together and ask for advice. Let's learn from each other."
Wang Po shouted: "It's a pity that you are an emperor and you have such a despicable and shameless boss."?If single combat fails, fight in groups. "
Chen Lu said: "Shut up, there is nothing wrong with you. Hu Dizun, your nine famous mountains and sixteen peaks are not enough, let them all come."
"Okay, I'll help you." With that said, a dozen more people descended from the sky.
Emperor Zun said: "Shi Gandang, it's up to you to organize the formation. It's just a discussion, no harm is allowed." Before he finished speaking, the formation had been opened, and Feng Li also picked up the ax to join the battle.
Chen Lu laughed loudly when he saw that his face was swollen like a big bun.
At this time, everyone had calmed down and prepared to fight. Seeing him laughing, with his fingers loose, he said: "Anything that looks like a pineapple or is swollen like a bun is inappropriate. Look, this is purely boiled." Smashed pig¡¯s head.¡±
Everyone looked at Fengli, and as expected, they began to hold it back. I don¡¯t know who couldn¡¯t hold it back and laughed out loud. Everyone laughed and laughed so hard.
After laughing for a while, Chen Lu shouted: "Laugh no matter what, be serious, we are serious, we are fighting, fighting will kill people."
Seeing the seriousness of what he said, everyone remembered that this was a confrontation between two armies, and they all became serious. Shi Gandang shouted: "Array!"
We just lined up. Chen Lu laughed again.
Everyone was confused and looked in the direction of Chen Lu's finger.
Chen Lu said: "The big pineapple is still looking for teeth all over the ground, and his teeth are hanging on his belt? Oh my God. Such big teeth. I can swear to the Holy Mother, this is the biggest tooth I have ever seen. Ugly teeth.¡±
Everybody looked at Fengli¡¯s belt and saw that there were indeed two huge teeth hanging on it.
Fengli also saw it and shouted: "These are not my teeth, they are the teeth of an animal, either a dog's teeth or a pig's teeth."
When everyone saw Daya, they couldn't hold back their laughter. After hearing what Fengli said, they all laughed together again, laughing forward and backward.
Chen Lu shouted: "Hey, do you want to continue this fight? I'm going to take action soon." Everyone became serious again and lined up to attack.
Chen Lu laughed again and pointed at the other person. This time it was not Fengli, but two people holding forks.
When everyone looked at it, one person was using a fork used by herdsmen to collect cow dung, and the other was a fork used by people to mix hay for livestock.
Shi Gan pretended to be displeased and asked, "What's going on with you?"
"I broke a tooth on my three-foot steel fork. I didn't have time to replace it, so I had to use this dung fork." (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com