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These toad monsters listen to the sounds of human beings all day long, so their ears and eyes are also affected.
It¡¯s just that they don¡¯t see much light and can¡¯t see. They can only hear and speak.
What I learned was some random words. This one is called Yingying, and that one is called Yanyan. They can recite poems, sing, play the flute and play the piano.
Because the people above all listen to someone called "Mom", they all respect the old toad as their mother.
"However, these toads have never seen the light of day. They have ordinary people's hearts but no ordinary people's appearance. They all look like toad spirits in gourd dolls.
It¡¯s just that although they want to go out to play, Mother Toad doesn¡¯t allow them.
Mother Toad knows that the capital city is above. She is here, lying in the golden toad's cave, actually turning the golden toad into a dragon. If some people are provoked to rob it and start construction, all her years of hard work will be in vain.
Even Tang Qiuer, a promiscuous woman from Toad Tomb, later entered the Sui Palace. After her tragic death, she returned to Toad Tomb in a dream and learned about such an old Toad Mother, and she even learned skills from her.
This old toad actually has an origin.
It turns out that the Queen Mother of the West is a supreme deity who is naturally partial to birds like phoenixes. There are several female fairies around her who are all birds of prey.
One of them is Fairy Honghu. She was a white swan who attained enlightenment. She was pure and beautiful. One day, she was defiled by a toad attained enlightenment. When the Queen Mother found out about it, she broke one of his legs and turned him into a three-legged toad. .
But Fairy Honghu laid an egg. She was already pregnant, angry and angry. She threw it into the mortal world. After experiencing the wind and fire of nine days, it was contaminated with the air of the mortal world. When it fell on the ground, it turned into a toad with two wings, which is a toad. Old mother.
¡°However, after experiencing a certain love, Old Toad¡¯s wings were cut off, so she no longer believed in love.
"Old mother! My daughter is here to see you!"
"Sister Qiu is here! How many men has Sister Qiu seduced recently? How many shops have she sold?"
A group of toads chirped and smiled: "Sell a few more, and mother will love you."
"Go, go, go! A bunch of ugly bastards who have never had sex before."
"I saw a beautiful woman coming out. This was the manifestation of Old Toad's spirit. The main body of Old Toad was still absorbing the earth's energy below.
"Didn't you say you met a good family recently? Why are you back again?"
"Haha, mother, I want to clean myself up."
Mother Toad touched Tang Qiu'er's head: "You're not crazy either! Why are you talking nonsense!"
"My son," he advised, "you have suffered a miserable life and no one cares about you. You died at the hands of a man. How could you still believe in a man's lies?"
"They are used to using sweet words to turn chaste and virtuous girls from good families into sluts, and to persuade prostitutes to become virtuous."
Old Toad Mother said: "You have been in Toad Tomb for so many years, you silly girl, can't you still see clearly?"
"No, mother, Mr. Lang is really special. He is very different from other men. He doesn't covet my beauty. He is even willing to find a position for me in the City God's Mansion. Become a ghost."
"Oh? Is there such a good thing? What does he want from you?"
"Do you think you are a female ghost? Do you think you have maggots crawling in your eye sockets?"
"Mother!" Tang Qiuer was ashamed and embarrassed: "If you say anything else, I will be angry."
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't say anything. I just advise you as a person who has been through it. Don't get carried away by men when you are alive. You will be a confused man after death."
"You came here this time to tell me more than just good news!"
"Exactly, Jingyang City God is still short of manpower. Thinking of my mother, there are still some children here who don't have a serious business. Moreover, the children are old and cannot be kept. It is impossible to eat and use mother's things here. This is not gnawing. Are you old?"
"It turns out that this is it. These guys have wanted to go out for a long time, and they are making so much noise around me."
"A few days ago, an earth demon Rakshasa appeared in the Tubo Kingdom to recruit troops. When the news came to us, there was a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit, who tricked many men into going to join the witch."
Tang Qiuer asked: "What Rakshasa girl is more powerful than you, my mother?"
"That's natural. This Rakshasa girl is an innate demon, but she was born the day after tomorrow. Her power is boundless. Even before she was born, there are already many demons who want to seek refuge with her."
"But come to think of it, there are many powerful people in Chixian Shenzhou, so the witch probably wouldn't dare to invade."
Mother Toad said: "You should follow the little ones behind and tell them that my meritorious deeds have not been perfected today, so I won't talk to you anymore."
"Thank you motherup. "
Tang Qiuer happily went to fool the toads.
Specializing in selecting female toads, the uglier they are, the more selective they are. He brought a few pictures of maids and said, "You can take the shape of the maids above."
The picture of the maid is not ugly, but these female toads have different appearances.
I won¡¯t go into details about what it looks like. Anyway, Tang Qiuer was very satisfied: "These sisters are already stunningly beautiful people in the world and immortals."
"Really?"
"When have I, Tang Qiu'er, ever deceived anyone? She is much prettier than me."
So he led a group of female toad spirits away, intending to train them to serve as maids of honor for Li Dandao.
On the other side, Li Dandao finished his exercises in the morning, exhaled spiritual energy, and practiced the Sanyin Demon-Slaying Sword while no one came to the medicine shop. He had started yesterday. Everything is difficult at the beginning, but practice makes perfect later.
After about ten hours, Li Fucheng came to open the door, and Li Dandao completed his work.
"You've been away from home all day, and your sister still misses you and asks questions." Li Fucheng said, "The Chinese New Year will be here in a few days. Which drug store is not closed?"
"We'll close tomorrow." Li Dandao said, "Should we open on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year or on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year? Get ready for New Year activities!"
"What other activities are there for the New Year?" Li Fucheng asked
Li Dandao said: "There are many plagues in spring, so of course we must prepare a meal plan to avoid plagues in advance."
Li Fucheng asked: "What's there?"
Li Dandao thought about it: "Make some heat-clearing and detoxifying pills, as well as some plague-avoiding charms and plague-preventing pills."
"And children should also pay attention to colds and colds. After all, it is the Chinese New Year, and there are no longer a few children who are crazy about playing. When they sweat, they want to take off their clothes. When the sweat is cold or the wind blows, they will immediately have a runny nose, cough, and fever. ." Li Dandao said.
"Finally, we have to expand the abortion business. After all, there is nothing else to be busy with during the Chinese New Year. There will definitely be a lot of pregnant women next spring."
Li Fucheng shouted: "Then our family won't have a rest?"
"It's okay! I'll do it. I work hard and I can't stop!" Li Dandao said, "Dad, don't worry about it, just enjoy it!"
"Don't worry about anything else. You can't run out and not come back on New Year's Eve. The old man said, you little brat, your wings have become stiff and you dare to fly, so you have to poke him. If your legs and feet are nimble and you can run, you have to give a discount. .¡±
¡Li Dandao was speechless: ¡°It¡¯s Chinese New Year, grandpa won¡¯t really hit me, right?¡±
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